If you had a timemachine....

[Bugz]

What era in the past would you travel to....

I'd probably go to the cave man times and sexor up some cave women!!

What about YOU?!

 

[Blackjack]

What era in the past would you travel to....

I'd probably go to the cave man times and sexor up some cave women!!

What about YOU?!

she would beat you to a bloody pulp

Either medieval times

or

I'd go on a dinosaur safari

 

[Ormorof]

id go forward in time and discover what i did wrong.... then change it

 

[Bugz]

id go forward in time and discover what i did wrong.... then change it

Smart asses are not welcome

<shows Ormorof the door>

 

[Dukat]

I'd probably go back to a week last tuesday!

I played DAoC all afternoon then went down the pub, woah, we wont see the likes of those days again!

(Sorry, I couldnt resist )

On a more serious note: possibly world war 2, Battle of britain, at my age(and with my qualifications) I'd be snapped up by the RAF as a pilot, always wondered what it would be like.

 

[Morphius]

i'd go shoot shakespeare in the face with a 12-gauge

 

[Benedictine]

I'd go right back to the beginning just as the creator was putting the finishing touches to women and say:

'Now are you absolutely sure you want to add the temper, unpredicatable mood swings and middle age cellulite?'

 

[Ormorof]

Smart asses are not welcome

<shows Ormorof the door>

you never said you had to go backwards in time


edit: wait you did.. sorry

ok ok i would go back and probably try and see some dino's

 

[Bugz]

I'm actually very shocked noone has said they'd go see Jesus yet - are we all non-religious here?

 

[Buliwyf]

I'd go back to the wild west with a few Uzi's and become king

 

[Ormorof]

I'm actually very shocked noone has said they'd go see Jesus yet - are we all non-religious here?

being non-religious (and slightly cynical) most people surely would go see something that definetly existed? and they had at least a vaguely accurate date for? (i mean if you went back 700 years you WOULD see the medieaval age, or if oyu went back 180 million years you would find dino's, but if you went back 2006 you might not find jesus, as the calendar has changed a few times since then )

 

[Ezteq]

i'd go back to when i was 13 and slap myself silly, give myself a good talking to something along the lines of:

" do not listen to them they are morons, study hard and ignore all the crap you have to take just let it go and if that fails a well placed head butt with shut them up and earn you respect. But most of all study hard and youll be laughing..... and btw you are NOT fat!"

 

[Raven]

the summer of 1996.

just left school
first job, first wages
euro 96 in engalnd
in a pub in northampton (home town)
england vs scotland, gasgoine vs hendry and the dentists chair
england vs spain penalty shoot out, Stuart Pearce stepping up and scoring

 

[Mikah75]

i'd go back to either when jesus was crucified, or year 8 and study hard get all A*'s as i should of from year 9-11, and would be almost fluent in german and french, and taken gcse music

 

[Ormorof]

i'd go back to when i was 13 and slap myself silly, give myself a good talking to something along the lines of:

" do not listen to them they are morons, study hard and ignore all the crap you have to take just let it go and if that fails a well placed head butt with shut them up and earn you respect. But most of all study hard and youll be laughing..... and btw you are NOT fat!"

lol yes

edit: nerf "you must spread some love before giving it to ez again"

 

[Himse]

Id go to meet teh beetles

 

[Rinusch]

I would go back to either the birthdate of Jesus OR muhammed,and name either of them Leopold and scott, but i figured that when you return you are the only one who has a decent laugh, since the rest of the world thinks that it are pretty normal names ^^

 

[Thorwyn]

do not listen to them they are morons, study hard and ignore all the crap you have to take just let it go and if that fails a well placed head butt with shut them up and earn you respect

Unfortunately, you wouldn´t listen to yourself... just like any 13 yo.

I´d love to see the middle ages, although they looked quite different to our idealized-hollywood-kevin-costner-knight-in-shining-armour-image. Still, would be damn interesting to see it.

 

[Bahumat]

i'd go back and stop me playing football for the day i broke my arm

 

[Phooka]

Id go back too 20BC and have some roman chicks feed me grapes and wine and have some hot chick emerge from the water with the eddy murphy line
"The royal penis is clean"
That would be funneh ^^

 

[Lamp]

I'd go back 5 weeks, pick the winning lottery numbers, and wait for the cheques !

 

[Jeremiah]

I'd go back to 22/11/1963 - Dallas, Texas. Stand on the grassy knoll and shout "Duck"

(This is a quote from a well know android!)

 

[Borgio Finstermoor]

I would go back to either the birthdate of Jesus OR muhammed,and name either of them Leopold and scott, but i figured that when you return you are the only one who has a decent laugh, since the rest of the world thinks that it are pretty normal names ^^

Naming them after me, im touched Marinus

 

[Cylian]

make a list of things I should've or shouldn't have done, throw in some lottery numbers and then have a talk with my younger self!


...and afterwards open a tavern in the dark ages, backed up with food from the supermarket delivered by time-travel-delivery-service.
Should be a hit, har!

 

[Lamp]

make a list of things I should've or shouldn't have done

Hell yeah

Rep for that.

 

[Amildin]

erm, go back to 1980 and tell the parents not to leave South Africa.

Stay playing Rugby instead of quitting to take up snowboarding (for the social side, and the hardnut side )

Not wast so much money in the pub over the last year or two

Go back to england ~1920, won 1 war, 2nd not come yet, whole country pulling together with a real sense of achievement. Good music and cheap booze

 

[soze]

I have always wanted to go back in time with a harrier jump jet to the Battle of Britain take enough fuel and ammo for 2 weeks imagine how many planes you could shoot down. But I think hovering up in front of a big German bomber would be funnier. Or take a Challenger 2 tank back to a massive World War 2 tank battle and just sit in the middle knowing that can’t touch you

 

[Bugz]

erm, go back to 1980 and tell the parents not to leave South Africa.

Stay playing Rugby instead of quitting to take up snowboarding (for the social side, and the hardnut side )

Not wast so much money in the pub over the last year or two

Go back to england ~1920, won 1 war, 2nd not come yet, whole country pulling together with a real sense of achievement. Good music and cheap booze

Depression occured during the 1920's if my history servers me correctly (it better fuckin do - test in 2 weeks )

 

[Haggus]

I wouldn't like to go ack in time from this period, too many things I would miss

But when I die i'd like to either be reborn in medievil times with dragons n stuff. Or to be born in this time of day but be brought up with loads of people wanting to kill me and I know loads of martial arts and I beat all the assassins up that the enemy send after me !!!

Or, i'd be a pirate and then a ninja ! then I would come on here and prove which is really the best !

 

[Lamp]

But when I die i'd like to either be reborn in medievil times with dragons n stuff.

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