If you died today would you go to Heaven?

[tbn3100]

http://forums.freddyshouse.org/

 

[TdC]

linkspammers make baby jesus cry. kindly fuck off.

 

[Gray]

If you was banned today would it make baby Jesus cry?

 

[Exoshear]

If I die today, I'm off down the pub for a pint.

 

[Jonaldo]

Hey let's have another religion discussion in this thread too!

 

[Exoshear]

Hey let's have another religion discussion in this thread too!

The pope is teh alien!!1

 

[TdC]

The pope is teh alien!!1

lol that had me choking on my coffee for some reason

 

[Brynn]

Yes i would go to heaven

 

[TdC]

the hot place is more fun tbh

 

[Jonaldo]

a sauna?

 

[TdC]

I don't like saunas really. How about a steambath?

 

[Jonaldo]

Prefer a jacuzzi.

 

[Damini]

Damn it, have we been linked to on heathens anonymous again?

You sacrifice a goat once at a freddybeer, and this is what happens.

 

[Chilly]

shame, i thought it was gonna be a good thread to spam! perhaps we should carry the topic anyway?

No fucking way id ever get into heaven, even if i became a mormon today (gods religion of choice!!!) and repented all my sins im still essentially a heartless and evil man and as such would pillage heaven for all its got b4 fucking off down to the guv'nr in hell to split the loot anyway.

 

[MYstIC G]

linkspammers make baby jesus cry. kindly fuck off.

OI! Get your own material, stealing my old sig lines!

 

[TdC]

buh buh but it was so apt!! I even hung about to see if the spamling would rise to the bait! besides, you should be well pleased that people actually notice what you come up with, Gthang

 

[Aada]

either way id be glad life is like hell

 

[SawTooTH]

I'm going on a pub crawl. I'll probably start off in purgatory and hang around there awhile before descending to the snug. Possibly finish with a hot toiddy as Im a littlew under the weather being dead and all.

 

[Ch3tan]

buh buh but it was so apt!! I even hung about to see if the spamling would rise to the bait! besides, you should be well pleased that people actually notice what you come up with, Gthang

You can't help but notice Rob, he's like the troll that ate the billy goats.

 

[TdC]

I also enjoy his penchant for lurking malevolently in the background radiating evil. It makes me all giggley and weak at the knees

 

[Deacan]

Since this has turned into a spam.

I'll add my constructive criticism.

/Fart!

 

[JBP|]

i think we should find out which forums these religous types come from, then all strip off and dance naked around them (providing cyfr doesnt come along obviously )

 

[PLightstar]

Im sorry but it is impossible for anyone on this planet to go to Heaven, for one simple reason:

Every religion says somewhere in their text's that if you have a belief in another God or do not have a belief in a God you are commiting a huge Sin, as such all ppl's will end up in Hell as punishment.

The only Heaven ppl can go to is the Holiday company woth the tiger thing.

 

[Wij]

Heaven exists and is actually just a matter of sitting on my cock. I wonder if my missus is going there after she dies ?




Anyone else wanna try for heaven when they've died ? We'll make it an 'opt-out' scheme. Unless you carry a card saying you don't wish to take part I'll assume that you do.

 

[Jarakin]

Yes i would go to heaven

mfing liar

 

[Brynn]

mfing liar

when i saw you replied to this thread i knew it would be to my responce.

Why wouldn't i get in?

 

[Jarakin]

when i saw you replied to this thread i knew it would be to my responce.

Why wouldn't i get in?

Because every time you masturbate god has to kill 1 kitten. God likes kittens. Genocide of the kitten population doesn't go down too well upstairs

 

[Brynn]

Im doing a favour for the rats and all the things that cats piss off

 

[Jarakin]

Im doing a favour for the rats and all the things that cats piss off

Even so, god likes kittens, therefore you = fucked.

 

[Brynn]

what about this tho :