If you could work on any scientific research...

[Naetha]

...I bet you'd've loved to have worked on this one

BBC NEWS | Health | Jogging your way to saggy breasts

 

[Huntingtons]

its a corporate sponsored test. ><

 

[Overdriven]

Not even going to click the link. Made me ill reading it.

 

[Ezteq]

this is why i dont jog... gotta protect those jubs!

 

[Lamp]

...I bet you'd've loved to have worked on this one

BBC NEWS | Health | Jogging your way to saggy breasts

Nah. Being on a super model lingerie audition panel beats that IMO

 

[Ezteq]

lol why did they need to researc this any woman could have told them "yeah when i run my boobs do odd stuff"... hell any man could have told them "yeah when they run their boobs do off stuff"... except mine because theyre too small

 

[Vladamir]

Actually Naetha, seeing as it was done at my uni we were offered the opportunity to help out with it.

Pwned

 

[Hawkwind]

Nice to see UK taxes going on important scientific research

 

[swords]

Fund my research bitches!

*Edit* for those actually interested, the working title for my research is ''Transcriptomic and proteomic exploration of genetically engineered host cells of relevance to the biopharmaceutical industry''.

 

[Golena]

Fund my research bitches!

*Edit* for those actually interested, the working title for my research is ''how to develop a penis enlarging drug''.

I've edited it for the none scientifically gifted.. hopefully this should help you get some more cash in.

 

[Huntingtons]

Actually Naetha, seeing as it was done at my uni we were offered the opportunity to help out with it.

Pwned

dont think your manboobs count :<

 

[swords]

The penis enlarging drug market is saturated, breast augmenting drugs are vogue.

 

[Thadius]

Id have reseached into what makes fannies smell so bad

Nothing worse than a fishy chuff!

 

[swords]

Two words...
Bacteria,
Yeast...

 

[Hawkwind]

Fund my research bitches!

*Edit* for those actually interested, the working title for my research is ''Transcriptomic and proteomic exploration of genetically engineered host cells of relevance to the biopharmaceutical industry''.

You should talk to my brother in law James, Director at Oxford Biomedica. Read some of his papers, it's like reading a foreign language where you only know 1 word in 3.

 

[Hawkwind]

Two words...
Bacteria,
Yeast...

Is that like Clamidia? Or a recipee for a new faster brewing beer?

 

[Sparx]

i'd find out why Cornflakes go soggy in milk, oh wait they arleady squandered millions on that one

 

[Heta]

the most useful research I've heard about is the one where they found out that rock stars live a unhealthy way of live...

 

[Ezteq]

LOL heta yes! i saw that and literally my jaw dropped when they were saying that "shock horror! rock/pop stars have more chance of dying young!" and this is news why? fgs how long ago was it that marc bolan wrapped himself round a tree and janis and jimmi choked on their own puke that was in the 70s and they just realise it now??


every time i see some crap on telly about this kind of stuff my good friend the Orly ow pops to mind.

 

[Golly]

is that a dodgeball quote in the sig?

 

[Ezteq]

lol yeah patches o'houlahan ftw!!!

the best one was "what the hell were you guys doing out there you looked like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doornob" or something similar but i thought id better not use that one as it might cause offence to all the doornob humpers in this forum.

have a rep for observation

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm. *looks at article*

Hmm...* looks down pants*

HMMM.... *takes off pants*

HMMMM!!! *goes jogging in the nude*

 

[thergador]

Nice to see UK taxes going on important scientific research

i thought i was EPSRC funded but if not none of your tax's will have been used as it was at PHD level hence its not funded by tax's, in fact some university get more 90million a year form research project thats not from the goverment, so your tax's really dont pay much towards HE at all