If you could give yourself a bj...

[Azurus]

Would you?

Answers on a postcard.

 

[liloe]

Seriously, I think no matter what the poll results are, everyone would at least try it once. ^^

 

[Jeremiah]

Is this the real reason you were fired? Having a crafty one on your break?

 

[Belgerath]

I know where its been so no

 

[soze]

Since i was 5 i have been told to wash my hands after touching it so no way would it go near my mouth.

 

[Marc]

Didnt some dude out of Erasure, or metallica, or some gay band like that, get his rib taken out so he could suck himself off?

 

[soze]

That was prince/symbol/the prince now known as symbol/symbol formaly know as prince wan't it?

 

[pikeh]

That was prince/symbol/the prince now known as symbol/symbol formaly know as prince wan't it?

He did do it yes, a few people have afaik.

Not like I've been reading up on it or anything...


...promise!

 

[Laddey]

Why do dogs lick their bollocks???


Because they can




Somebody will probably come along and correct me

"oh no laddey its because they are cleaning and getting rid of germs"

 

[tris-]

if you stretch enough for a long enough time anyone can probably do it without taking ribs out.

 

[Sparx]

i'd rather a female done it

 

[russell]

Doing it yourself is just not the same. Like wanking... oooh thats nice....mmm...lovely touch... oh yeah its my hand. Crap.
Much better when its someone else.

 

[tris-]

but once you getr over the fact its your self its still stimulation.
its just another chore for me personally though. i set aside a few minutes a day to get one out ASAP so i can carry on with my business.

not unlike having a shit.

 

[Overdriven]

.... if?

 

[old.Tohtori]

.... if?

Exactly what i was thinking.

Doing it yourself is just not the same. Like wanking... oooh thats nice....mmm...lovely touch... oh yeah its my hand. Crap.
Much better when its someone else.

How would you know

 

[Uara]

I think there's something (s)/he's not telling us

 

[Imgormiel]

Didnt some dude out of Erasure, or metallica, or some gay band like that, get his rib taken out so he could suck himself off?

No, it was that idiot who did that lord of the dance crap that was out years ago. Was in the papers too har de har !!

 

[Ezteq]

tbh screw giving myself oral sex i'd be happy if i could just scratch that sodding itch you get that comes up right in the centre of your head where your ear canals meet in the middle of that vaccuum thats supposed to hold a brain and the only way to scratch it is to make deep gulping/wretching noises

 

[Aoami]

fucking right i would

 

[Lamp]

And what's wrong with dog food smeared on the testicles and getting the family dog to lick it off ( or failing that someone who likes dog food)?

 

[Thadius]

And what's wrong with dog food smeared on the testicles and getting the family dog to lick it off ( or failing that someone who likes dog food)?

mmmmmm beefy!

 

[Overdriven]

HARDEST decision for a bloke doing it themselves: Spit or swallow or shoot. o_o

 

[Lamp]

Depends if you're hungry

 

[kiliarien]

HARDEST decision for a bloke doing it themselves: Spit or swallow or shoot. o_o

Even IF you did do it, the prospect of swallowing or giving yourself a 'facial' is not good....

 

[Lamp]

Depends if you can raise your pelvis and stick your ankles behind your ears

....so I'm told...

 

[Overdriven]

Even IF you did do it, the prospect of swallowing or giving yourself a 'facial' is not good....

The prospect of me even doing it myself isn't good either. I'd rather let a female do it to me, then repeat it for them. (Or other way around, I'm good.)

It's bad enough when it hits me when somebody else does it anyway. I'd not like to cause it myself.

 

[tris-]

apparently the technical term is auto fellacio and apparently there is guides for how to do it on the net.

so i heard.

 

[Ezteq]

so tris...


did you want those ribs back at all or can i lob em now? the deep freeze is getting a bit full atm.

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

Doing it yourself is just not the same. Like wanking... oooh thats nice....mmm...lovely touch... oh yeah its my hand. Crap.
Much better when its someone else.

Not questioning it, but doesn't a BJ have higher nutritional value than a wank?

 

[Urgluf]

seriously, no