If you could 'do' one person on the planet...

[Scouse]

I can honestly say I haven't got a person I'd do just because I could.

If you stuck a stack of photo's in front of me then I'd be able to choose - but I don't really give a fuck about a particular woman because there's so many fit birds to choose from.

As long as she's not dog-ugly then she'd get it from me anyway.

 

[Darthshearer]

Myself if its shooting

Sex

Pink

 

[mycenae]

Male wise......David Tennant or maybe Matt Le Blanc....or maybe Simon from Firefly.
Female wise - definitly Jewel Staite -and that would be Vae's answer as well!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Jessica Alba. Some philosophers used to believe that beauty was not a relative thing, per se, but an actual idea of perfection. A singular thing that was pure and unarguable. When you refer to people being beauty it's because they share characteristics or bear similarities to this pure beauty.

That's Jessica Alba that is.


Physically speaking anyway, on a personality level she seems a bit crap.

Recently had baby, therefore ruined.

 

[old.user4556]

Fanny like a hippo's yawn.

 

[nath]

Fanny like a hippo's yawn.

Not in my head it isn't, and lets face it - this was never going to be happening anywhere else.

 

[Edmond]

If we are talking beautiful women, then maybe Charlize Theron, but for someone you would probably have a good time with too, then Billie Piper, because she always comes across as such a good laugh

 

[nath]

Photoshopped? Are you serious? She's far hotter without all the vogue bullshit magazines do.

 

[mank!]

i'd hop the fence for tom waits

 

[tris-]

this jessica kramer lassy that edmond has got me on.

ive got her on 22" now my man!

(think thats her name )

 

[Belgerath]

Erin Grey. However I would need a time machine to travel back to 1980

Modern Day Kiera Knightly

 

[old.user4556]

but seriously, i'd like to have sex with Avy Scott. I think seeing her in porn and what she can do kinda sets the expectations for what you're in for. I'd be hugely disappointed if I picked some celebrity who ended up being really quite boring in bed.

 

[gunner440]

Yoni

 

[Krazeh]

Jessica Biel or Milla Jovovich

 

[russell]

but seriously, i'd like to have sex with Avy Scott. I think seeing her in porn and what she can do kinda sets the expectations for what you're in for. I'd be hugely disappointed if I picked some celebrity who ended up being really quite boring in bed.

Good point.
Porn Stars are basically just acting.
But they really set themselves up to fail- the expectation would be so high!
What if they are tired of the acrobatics and just want a normal 'quicky fumble' under the duvet? (with morning breath, spot cream and pj's and a nice cuppa)
I bet they avoid sex because the stakes are too high and they are like 'Arghhh not again, 6 men have already 'arrived' on me today- I cant be arsed'

 

[elisera]

Erin Grey. However I would need a time machine to travel back to 1980

You know thats who I was named after Belg lol

For me it changes every other week but I guess right now I might go for Colin Farrell although mycenae has good taste in David Tennant... Too many too choose from really!

 

[Belgerath]

You know thats who I was named after Belg lol

For me it changes every other week but I guess right now I might go for Colin Farrell although mycenae has good taste in David Tennant... Too many too choose from really!

Didn't know that actually heh there ya go

 

[Scouse]

What if they are tired of the acrobatics and just want a normal 'quicky fumble' under the duvet? (with morning breath, spot cream and pj's and a nice cuppa)
I bet they avoid sex because the stakes are too high and they are like 'Arghhh not again, 6 men have already 'arrived' on me today- I cant be arsed'

Not according to a mate of mine who's known one for ages and had a short (6-week) dalliance with the young lady.

She was absolutely filthy with the stamina of a bison and pussy-based muscle control that could get him off without movement - not that "without movement" ever happened...

But, of course, she was a fucked-up little teapot. I think that's mandatory with pr0n-star types tho.

He finally knocked it on the head (so to speak) after she made him donkey-punch her for her pleasure

 

[Helme]

Most likely Kate Beckinsale, wows.

 

[soze]

Girl i used to know called Carly always wanted her much more than random totty.

 

[russell]

Girl i used to know called Carly always wanted her much more than random totty.

What happened?

 

[Calaen]

Elisha Cuthbert she makes every nerve tingle.

 

[Belgerath]

What happened?

What happens to all those people its the one that got away

Most people I know have one.

I know I do, your never sure if it would of worked out or not but that dont stop you from wondering

 

[old.Tohtori]

I thought about this and i think i'd do myself

Don't know if it would be incest, but i do think it would be gay, but i also think it would be awesome.

 

[nath]

I thought about this and i think i'd do myself

Don't know if it would be incest, but i do think it would be gay, but i also think it would be awesome.

..... moving along..


I think the pornstar angle should be a seperate question - which pornstar would you do. For me, Rebecca Linares. She's amaaaaazing.

 

[old.user4556]

Girl i used to know called Carly always wanted her much more than random totty.

Weird, I wanted to fuck a Carly once upon a time. Her dad threatened me not to go near her though. She was 17 and still at school.

 

[tris-]

What happens to all those people its the one that got away

it took me about 6 months of working on it to stop that one getting away.

it can be done if you keep on keeping on.

 

[old.Tohtori]

..... moving along..

Yeah like you haven't thought about it

 

[Belgerath]

it took me about 6 months of working on it to stop that one getting away.

it can be done if you keep on keeping on.

I'm Married now Tris

Thus why its the one that got away

(not that im unhappy with what I have just one of those things)

 

[russell]

My one that got away was Dan. (Dan Dan the Tank top man)