if you could choose your parents...

[old.Tohtori]

ew dudes all those who said "I'd like [insert name here] cos she had huge breasts!" she'd be your mum! like the person who gave birth to you, holds a tissue to your nose and says blow when your a kid and teaches you how to use the toilet rofl take a look at your own mums boobs and then see what i mean. it really wouldnt work for a sexual thing unless theres some serious edepus(sp?) things going down.

I did say:

Though some Freudial issues might occur...

But i never said anything about jubblies.

Milla would be cool as a mum anyhoo, she's a bit of a nutcase and has other lovely qualities as well.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl your never ever supposed to even look at your mums jubblies!!!! your supposed to have a mental switch that refuses to recognise your parents as being members of anything other than the club of parenthood *shudder* its just too damn gross for words


though if mila was my mama id deffo contemplate some incest Oo

 

[Sharma]

Well considering a more than a few people sucked on em more when they were babies than their dad did between the sheets...

 

[Heta]

edited

yes, the grammar police.. I'm scared now

 

[Golena]

i understand the point alright, but i still couldnt imagine swapping.

Ok which celebrities would you like as an aunt and uncle?

No.. you don't have to get rid of your current ones, just add them to the roster!! :touch:

No seeeel, you can't shag your auntie either, it's just as wrong!

 

[tris-]

jimi hendrix and some random hot tarty celeb

 

[Huntingtons]

hugh hefner, obvious choice.

 

[echome]

rofl your never ever supposed to even look at your mums jubblies!!!! your supposed to have a mental switch that refuses to recognise your parents as being members of anything other than the club of parenthood *shudder* its just too damn gross for words


though if mila was my mama id deffo contemplate some incest Oo

Would you please tell my mom to stop sleeping naked then, even when I am visiting her!
- I can coop my dad doing it, the old hippie. (Still remember bringing home my first GF for a sleepover. She went into chok the next morning when she opened the door and my dad was wandering around naked in the house and just looked at her, saying "goodmorning"...).

But my mom is my mom and she still asks me if I want to sleep in the bed insted of on the couch. MOM YOU ARE NAKED FFS! Well guess I have to get used to it, being the old feminist she is.

On topic... Even though I obviously wouldnt change them for the world. I would pick Karl Marx(just think how much knowledge and wisedom he could pass on to you) and Jennifer Aniston, just because she seems like a nice person(You really can tell a persons personallity from a tvshow or interview... !!!! ).

 

[Ezteq]

LOOOL Ech karl marx for the knowledge and wisdom then jennifer anniston could dramatically reduce your IQ for you whenever you ceom in to danger of head implosion... great balance you have there and \o/ cheer for the nekkid momama!

 

[Maeloch]

Couple of 90yr old chronic alcoholics, giving u gentics to ensure a lifetime of cirrosis-free heavy drinking ahead.

 

[Lamp]

I wouldn't change my parents for anything. They mean everything to me.