if you could choose your parents...

[Ezteq]

who would you have?


I'd have Rolf Harris and Trevor McDonald, the perfect mixture of creative and intellectual, I might also want David Attenborough as an uncle because he's gotta have some excellant stories to share and holiday opportunities too Oo. Wouldnt bother with a mum or siblings way too much of a pain in the arse but some good, interesting, non violent intellegent fathers would be great

 

[CorNokZ]

I'd have my own thank you very much

 

[Heta]

I'd have mine wear a condom on the night I was conceived

 

[Imgormiel]

Note to self, I should think about the sentence I write before I write it - my grammar blows

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[Hawkwind]

who would you have?


I'd have Rolf Harris and Trevor McDonald, the perfect mixture of creative and intellectual, I might also want David Attenborough as an uncle because he's gotta have some excellant stories to share and holiday opportunities too Oo. Wouldnt bother with a mum or siblings way too much of a pain in the arse but some good, interesting, non violent intellegent fathers would be great

If it's abouts parents then surely it should be at least biologically possible. Or otherwise it might as well be people I would like to be adopted by.

Anyway, given your example I'd be the Lesbian love child of Salma Heyek and Jessica Alba. As for inteligent conversation, who give a crap with that view I'd be a very happy chap.

 

[Bahumat]

David Hasselhoff and Meg Ryan

 

[old.Tohtori]

Angelina Jolie and Milla Jovovich *nods*

I'm new age baby!

Though some Freudial issues might occur...

 

[Thadius]

Id have Angelina Jolie as my mum, breastfeeding ftw!

 

[Sharma]

I'd choose the McCanns!

Spoiler

not

 

[Urgluf]

my own are fine.

 

[Congax]

I'd pick Gamah and Raven for comic value!

 

[CorNokZ]

I'd pick Gamah and Raven for comic value!

Gamah and Seel tbh.. Nothing beats a good brawl in your childhood home

 

[Levin]

If I couldn't have my own parents, i'd go for some rich sheik father and princess mother somewhere in Arabia. I always wanted to be a spoilt brat with 200 porches and... stuff!

 

[tris-]

my own parents, would never swap them for anything or anyone.

 

[Overdriven]

Gamah + Toth (They can argue about who'd give birth)
Pitt + Jolie (Fucking duh)
Tarantino + Jolie
Jolie + Jovovich (Have to agree with Toht)

*Nod nod*

 

[kivik]

my own parents, would never swap them for anything or anyone.

same!

 

[Ezteq]

If I couldn't have my own parents, i'd go for some rich sheik father and princess mother somewhere in Arabia. I always wanted to be a spoilt brat with 200 porches and... stuff!

wow thats a lot of out door shelter... oh wait porches aaaaah


*returns swing seat and pitcher of lemonade*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well to all who say "my own parents, luv 'em, ah bliss, wouldn't change them FOR THE WORLD!!!"

Well *cough cough*

1st off, this is a bit of fun. You don't answer "Which celebrity would you f*ck" with, "My own par...erm...my gf/wife, wouldn't change her for the etc."

2nd, if given the choice, of ACTUALLY owning the WHOLE world, but never to have parents...really...wouldn't? The whole world. That's a lot of world right there

(Political bull)Though i recognize your right to answer in such a way and all due respect for loving your parents and such.(end political bull)

 

[DocWolfe]

Satan and God

 

[Overdriven]

God

I wouldn't want to give birth to you

 

[kivik]

Well to all who say "my own parents, luv 'em, ah bliss, wouldn't change them FOR THE WORLD!!!"

Well *cough cough*

1st off, this is a bit of fun. You don't answer "Which celebrity would you f*ck" with, "My own par...erm...my gf/wife, wouldn't change her for the etc."

2nd, if given the choice, of ACTUALLY owning the WHOLE world, but never to have parents...really...wouldn't? The whole world. That's a lot of world right there

My parents are my whole world

But I can understand those who haven't been so lucky to have the world's best parents would like to see them changed to another couple.

Just like those who believe they don't have the perfect gf/wife would rather want some celebrity

But then again, wouldn't mind being adopted by Jessica Alba+Angelina Jolie for a week

 

[old.Tohtori]

My parents are my whole world

But I can understand those who haven't been so lucky to have the world's best parents would like to see them changed to another couple.

Yes yes, ofcourse everyone here would want their own parents(not me 50%) and love them(not me 50%), but the point isn't that we WANT to change them, but "what if"

I think it's a case of love coming over sense of "what if", which ain't a bad thing.

Just interesting.

Also, even if people DO love their parents and such, the whole world would be quite a prize for ditching them.

 

[tris-]

Well to all who say "my own parents, luv 'em, ah bliss, wouldn't change them FOR THE WORLD!!!"

Well *cough cough*

1st off, this is a bit of fun.

sorry but even for fun i wouldnt imagine swapping them for someone else.

i wouldnt swap them either if it give me the chance to own the world. i dont see the point.

 

[old.Tohtori]

i wouldnt swap them either if it give me the chance to own the world. i dont see the point.

Kinda like i don't see the point in NOT swapping them for the world. Or maybe just one, for half. Now that i'd take even without hesitation.

Anyhoo, guess it's a this way that way kinda thing.

 

[Levin]

wow thats a lot of out door shelter... oh wait porches aaaaah


*returns swing seat and pitcher of lemonade*

Bleh, i guess it's technically "Porsche" but anyhow.. 200 Ferraris then! And a harem!

 

[Amphrax]

Ive really ever known my Dad all my life and I'm 31 now so I really dont know about my Mum. As for my Dad I really dont get on with him as i'm like the 'Black Sheep' in the family if you might say.

So, if I were to pick my parents it would have to be Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit ...

Ok seriously

For a Mum I would have to go for Kelly Brooke just coz she really fit and her Breasts are quite large so never ending supply of milk

For my Dad it would have to be Superman because when I'm older I would save the world! then everyone would appreciate me for who I am

Amphrax/Arauddry

 

[Overdriven]

Kinda like i don't see the point in NOT swapping them for the world. Or maybe just one, for half. Now that i'd take even without hesitation.

Anyhoo, guess it's a this way that way kinda thing.

You'd then give me a license to kill, any weapon of my choise and a truck full of rounds.

Surrey would be a interesting sight after 4 hours.

*Loads rifle*

 

[Golena]

sorry but even for fun i wouldnt imagine swapping them for someone else.

Agree with teh seel, everyone that answered this rather missed the point of the thread. But it's good that your lucky enough to have great parents.

I think Jessica Alba's dads best mate and Angelina Jolie's mums best mate could work out quite well as parents tho. I'm trading free breasts at an age where I wouldn't be able to apprectiate them with good family connections now!

 

[Ezteq]

ew dudes all those who said "I'd like [insert name here] cos she had huge breasts!" she'd be your mum! like the person who gave birth to you, holds a tissue to your nose and says blow when your a kid and teaches you how to use the toilet rofl take a look at your own mums boobs and then see what i mean. it really wouldnt work for a sexual thing unless theres some serious edepus(sp?) things going down.

now then if you wanted to be born the worlds sexiest baby then may i suggest you have anjelina jolie for a mum and robert redford (or paul newman)as a dad, if you want to be born with l33t skills then how about having superman as your dad and wonderwoman as our mum etc etc you see what i mean



you guys really are gross lol "Ill 'av 'er as me mum cos shes got huge jugs" sick puppies, just sick!

 

[tris-]

i understand the point alright, but i still couldnt imagine swapping.