If you could ask one question

[cHodAX]

When do I die.

I can fit you in next Wednesday if you like

 

[Thornbeard]

lotto numbers this weekend will be?

 

[Dandare]

Will I have a little girl soon and will she put me in a home when I'm 65 to make room for her sons pool table?

 

[Ezteq]

Will I have a little girl soon and will she put me in a home when I'm 65 to make room for her sons pool table?

depends, if shes related to anna nicole smith she'll just kill you off with sex before it gets to that stage.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

depends, if shes related to anna nicole smith she'll just kill you off with sex before it gets to that stage.

eeeuww... that's just wrong... father, daughter?

 

[Dandare]

eeeuww... that's just wrong... father, daughter?

Er yeah Ez was just thinking same you sik puppy lol :touch:

 

[liloe]

what would i look like if i was born a girl xD

Seen Futurama with the "What would be if..." machine? =)

But tough question tbh. I think I'd ask "How were you created/born?" =)

 

[Ame]

What is this sharp and pointy object hurtling towards me at roughly 40 miles per hour, and how will it benefit me in my future life?

And if I get a second question:

Whats a good way to stop the bleeding?

 

[Ezteq]

ooh ooh ooh oh!! i just thought of this whilst watching episode 4 season 6 of xmen (almost through with my xmania marathon!)


who decided (or was the first person) to call our planet "Earth" i mean earth?? could have at least named it something cool like The Death Star or something, i mean whoever called saturn saturn that was a good idea, it sounds nice and no one even lives there, i'd be a bit pissy if i lived on uranus (what would the beings from there be called any hoo? urines or analoids or something Oo) prolly move tbh, though i rather like being an earthling has a nice ring to it, where was i?


oh nm im off for a shower now lol aaaah the distant ramblings of the mind, a truely amazing wossname.

 

[Dandare]

Ok I'm changing my question from having a little girl to.....
Is Ezteq's Boyfriend as mental as her

 

[Ezteq]

no he's the serious one.

 

[tris-]

do i have ebola as i keep shitting large amounts of blood.

 

[haarewin]

no he's the serious one.

does he have a sense of humour at all? to balance it out, he'd need to be proper boring


(i'm sure he's loverly!)

 

[old.Tohtori]

who decided (or was the first person) to call our planet "Earth" i mean earth?? could have at least named it something cool like...

Tellus. The original name.

"Tellus Mater, the goddess of Mother Earth, was invoked by the Romans in case of earthquake. She was also the Roman goddess of marriage. Coupled with Ceres, she was invoked for fruitfulness."

*whistles and walks away*

 

[echome]

The basic... Who am I?

 

[soze]

Why is there suffering in the world.

or

How would i make Jessica Alba my sexualy addicted wife.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why is there suffering in the world.

or

How would i make Jessica Alba my sexualy addicted wife.

Didn't you just answer your own first question with your second?

 

[DocWolfe]

Sounds like a south park ep to me

 

[Levin]

I'd ask "Is there some form of life after death?"

 

[~Latency~]

I'd put one hand behind my back and say ;

"How many fingers am I holding up?"