If you could ask one question

[Fana]

If you could ask one question of an omnipoten entity that knew the answer of every question, who was bound to always tell the truth and explain in a way that you could understand?

 

[Cylian]

how do I build a timemachine ?

 

[Dave J.]

why do professional football players shoot over the goal so often?

 

[eggy]

"Where is the loophole in the system enabling me to ask infinite questions like this one?"

 

[Vladamir]

Why is Outlanders magic tail so appealing

 

[Alan]

When do I die.


<damn im so pessimistic>

 

[Elkie]

why did Fana make this thread

 

[Coldbeard]

Something clichè like "What is the meaning of life?"

Although I know the answer

42!

 

[Thorondorito]

Where did I leave the keys?

 

[Basic_X]

When will earth be destroyed?

 

[Kaun_IA]

Why am i here ?

 

[Kinag]

I don't know, though I guess the same as Eggy ;p

 

[old.Tohtori]

So....who the f*ck are you?

You all would too...damnit...



But if i'm being in a serious "just go with it" mood...Where can i learn the stuff you know really really fast?

 

[Lamp]

What are the winning lottery numbers for the next 90 weeks ?

or

Why is Axl Rose still acting like a twat ? He's 48 not 18 ! He's too old to smash up hotel rooms. LOL

 

[Jeremiah]

Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

 

[Thorwyn]

How does the female mind work?

 

[Jupitus]

Where is my other sock??

 

[Gamah]

Who will win the 2010 world cup, I would then put a HUGE bet on them :<

 

[Overdriven]

Who will win the 2010 world cup, I would then put a HUGE bet on them :<

Close to mine ;o

Though I'd have it for allmost every sporting event ever.

 

[Dakkath]

All I'd want to know is why the hell England suck in penalty shoot-outs...

 

[Weever]

fuckaduck?

 

[fl3a]

Who will win the 2010 world cup, I would then put a HUGE bet on them :<

why not ask how to get infinite money instead? saves you the trouble of finding money for the huge bet as well

id ask how to get more questions though.

 

[Cadiva]

Who really killed the Princes in the Tower and why?

 

[Alan]

Where is my other sock??

Silly old man, i can answer that one now - for free and in 100% honesty

It was turned into a coat hanger (always have too many of those bloody things and never a matching pair of socks)

 

[Lamp]

How does the female mind work?

Impossible to answer.

Not even the supreme creator of the universe can answer that

Mrs. God must be a nightmare to live with...

 

[Ezteq]

meaning of life? who cares!

i'd want to know the ultimate question................






does this duvet make my bum look big?

 

[leviathane]

what would i look like if i was born a girl xD

 

[eggy]

Who will win the 2010 world cup, I would then put a HUGE bet on them :<

Why wait 4 years? Why not just pick any sporting event?

 

[Will]

does this duvet make my bum look big?

No dear, the pies and the cakes make your bum look big.

 

[cHodAX]

Spit or swallow?

Well, I keep hearing that God is a woman so....