If you could ask god one question, what would it be?

[Gamah]

Jokes on you, im a nudist!

You're a Smallpenisist.

 

[Vladamir]

You're a Smallpenisist.

Yeah, i refuse to fuck people like you who're endowed like a hamster

 

[Gamah]

Yeah, i refuse to fuck people like you who're endowed like a hamster

A giant mutent hamster to has a large penis for its size of 6 feet.

 

[AngelHeal]

my question would be:

...did you get fired 2000 years ago orsmt? your dooing a shit job.

 

[CorNokZ]

Why would you invent such an addictive game as daoc?

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE MADE OF US!

 

[Shagrat]

Dear God, if I spend enough time in Off Topic, will I stumble across the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?

(I like to find things out for myself so I couldnt just ask him the answer)

 

[Overdriven]

"What's the MySQL Database IP, and root password to the universe database?" =D