If the world was due to blow up what would u do in ur final 24 hours?

Lamp

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Calaen said:
Think I would like to survive the initial blast and see the effects it would have on the world :)

Depends on the size of the impacting meteor and where it landed of course.

If you're on the opposite side of the world, then you might survive the initial blast (ultraviolet radiation, ionizing gamma and xray radiation, initial heat pulse and fireball). Thats about it. If we're talking about a meteor large enough to wipe out mankind, then you'd probably be hit by the blast wave, which would go round the world at speeds of 100,000 miles per second with a temperature approaching the surface of the sun. Assuming you were wearing a high factor sun cream and survived that, then you'd have to survive the 5 km high tidal waves that would go round the entire globe. Assuming you had a rubber ring on, and you passed your bronze certificate in swimming, then apart from minor inconveniences such as earthquakes, eruptions of all the worlds volcanos, a 1000-year nuclear winter, all life on earth being wiped out, then who ya gonna play DAOC with ?
 

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Naetha said:
Call my family, tell them I love them etc etc...

... then take lots of drugs and have lots of sex!
rofl.. i tend to agree with nae, if this were my last day on earth id tell every1 that i care about i love them etc, then take shit loads of drugs so im off my face...
then cause shit loads of trouble, and call the police who would most likely not even care etc.. but on the off chance they are, id make them help me or ill burn them etc
 

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weever. i fear you may have deep rooted psychological problems.

you would burn the police if they didnt help you in your drug induced state? :eek:
 

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tris- said:
weever. i fear you may have deep rooted psychological problems.

you would burn the police if they didnt help you in your drug induced state? :eek:
damn right... u see id have a plan.. discreetly (sp) id hide in a nearby bush with a Megaphone and shout the ultimatum.. if they refuse id get them with my home made flame thrower made from an old biscuit tin and petrol that i stole from the car nearby via hose + sucking. but if they help ill then they have a friend for the rest of their life (about 12 hours or so)
:worthy:
 

Calaen

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that chick I dragged off the street in Gamahs sig :p
 

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Lamp, all that information reminds me of what I read in a book a few weeks ago, "A Short History of Nearly Everything".

I wonder if you've read the same thing?!
 

Commandment

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Simple Phone calls on land lines, alll moibles would be fooked, find eggy steal his smack... and just get high, the comedown from the smack would make u forget all about the end of the world, just as long as u got more smack :eek:
 

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Dukat said:
I'm no longer a DAoC player? :m00:

That is the exact day my last sub ran out and I retired as well :) Well I decided to retire a week ago but you get my point ;) :p
 

Ezteq

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well at least one person (dillinger) said something that probably a lot of people actually would do.

not sure what i'd do it would either be take a lot of pills drink a bottle of wine and fall asleep in the arms of my beloved (or if im alone then fall asleep in some nice comfortable safe area) and just fade out and not die horribly.

go up to a lovely isolated place either in the forest or on the cliffs or something and watch the day progress untill it all ended, however the end of the world is the deciding factor in this i mean if i blows up and we're all instantly vaporised then ok but if theres like quakes and stuff thats likely to hurt you before it kills you then id go for the pills and wine option and just take control over an uncontrolable situation.
 

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if dieing peacefully was my choice then id probably smoke loads of opium all day.

the woman who lived here before us has planted the species of poppy which is used for mass opium production. maybe that explains all the reinforced doors and stuff in this house :p
 

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If everyone knew the world would end in 24 hours. There would be total anarcy outside. So I would probably spend my time smoking looters and rapists from my bedroom window with the C8A2 locked up across the hall, while eating disgusting amounts of chocolate and listening to music.
 

lilmissnaughty

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tell everyone i hate exactly what i think of em.
or even better shoot em.:p
not like u would have to worry bout the consequences:D
after that get laid. lots. an then get absolutely shit face wankered drunk so u dont even notice the world blow up or at least just find it all funny:D
 

Blackjack

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lilmissnaughty said:
tell everyone i hate exactly what i think of em.
or even better shoot em.:p
not like u would have to worry bout the consequences:D
after that get laid. lots. an then get absolutely shit face wankered drunk so u dont even notice the world blow up or at least just find it all funny:D


Exactly what i mean by anarcy, no consequences for just walking up and killing someone you hate. Just remember, someone out there is sure to hate you just as much. Kill or be killed. If you want a lay, you better have the subject home, inside and with locked doors. to start with, if you go out looking for a fuck you are gambling with your life. And i for one wouldn't want to be killed with 18 hours left just because i felt like i needed to walk the street. No sir, i'll hug my rifle, enjoy the music and food, talk with my family and enjoy myself. certainly wouldn't drink tbh :p
 

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lilmissnaughty said:
tell everyone i hate exactly what i think of em.
or even better shoot em.:p
not like u would have to worry bout the consequences:D
after that get laid. lots. an then get absolutely shit face wankered drunk so u dont even notice the world blow up or at least just find it all funny:D

Lol I wouldn't mind being around for the getting laid lots bit but the getting shot part is a definate no-no :p
 

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not sure if it would be as or more satisfying than killing them but how about phoning up everyone you hate (assuming the phones still work) and saying "oh hay yeah just wanted to bury the hatchett before you die and part company on good terms" *response* "before i die??? helloo we're all going to die so fook orf!!" "well actually i got a pass to this survival and recreaction mission and we're all leaving in about an hour so i infact wont be dying at all just yet, any hoo take it easy Byeeeee"

and that way you prolong their suffering and make sure that the last hours they spend on this earth they are pissed off and sick and upset Muwahahahahahahaha!
 

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Blackjack said:
Exactly what i mean by anarcy, no consequences for just walking up and killing someone you hate. Just remember, someone out there is sure to hate you just as much. Kill or be killed. If you want a lay, you better have the subject home, inside and with locked doors. to start with, if you go out looking for a fuck you are gambling with your life. And i for one wouldn't want to be killed with 18 hours left just because i felt like i needed to walk the street. No sir, i'll hug my rifle, enjoy the music and food, talk with my family and enjoy myself. certainly wouldn't drink tbh :p

Exactly what I was thinking..

So the question really becomes, what would you do 25 hours before the world ends, and the obvious answer is stock up on strong locks, lots of guns and as many hollywood actresses as you can fit into your garage!
 

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Ezteq said:
and that way you prolong their suffering and make sure that the last hours they spend on this earth they are pissed off and sick and upset Muwahahahahahahaha!

Or trying to find a bus to take them to a place that doesn't exist!
 

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Dukat said:
No idea... I already tend to try to live every day like its my last, so probably just more of the same :)
Dukat said:
I'm no longer a DAoC player? :m00:
ROFL :)
So I guess you came up with that about 2 months ago? Let me get this right. You have lived the last 55 days as if they were your last?
 

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Kathal said:
ROFL :)
So I guess you came up with that about 2 months ago? Let me get this right. You have lived the last 55 days as if they were your last?

Dukat said:
No idea... I already tend to try to live every day like its my last, so probably just more of the same

No, for the last few months, maybe the last year, I have tried to live every day more or less as if it was my last. The main reason for this would be because I may be going into the forces soon, if so, my life will change dramatically and so I've been trying to make the most of every day I have before I go in.

I've done things in the last year that I never would have imagined myself doing, mainly because, when I get the chance to do something, I try and take it and do whatever it is, because I dont know how much free time I'll have if I go into the forces, and so I may not beable to do whatever it is for a fair while untill I get settled. I've tried to spend my time doing meaningful things as often as possible, even if every now and again I had a few hours on DAoC.

Yes, I may not have managed to live EVERY day like its my last but I have tried to. If it was announced that the world would end, I would just try to cram more of the same kind of thing, hence my original statement.

Why are you trying to pick holes in what I'm saying? its not like what I said affects you in the slightest. You made a generalisation that any DAoC player saying that was full of BS. I pointed out, perhaps a little 'tongue in cheek', that I am not a DAoC player and so what you said doesnt apply to me, and still doesnt.

I believe in what I said otherwise I wouldnt have said it, I think I've spent the last year doing things that I enjoy or doing things that alot of other people havent done. I feel I've spent the time wisely, and so, as I said, if the end of the world was announced or whatever, I'd probably just try to do MORE of what I've been doing already.
 

Calaen

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Kathal said:
ROFL :)
So I guess you came up with that about 2 months ago? Let me get this right. You have lived the last 55 days as if they were your last?

He was using the term loosely as a means of saying he has done everything he wanted to do in the passed year. So instead of saying oh noes im playing daoc he has said oh yes fuck daoc and gone parachuting or something :p i dont know.

Dukat has been doing real shit and you have been playing pocket billiards while doing ml's. I know which one I would prefer.

have a nice day.
 

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I would make a post on FH whining about something - then go do something proper and leave some people spending their last moments in a flame war of somekind - let them go out how they would want to go :)
 

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