If i was a billionaire

TdC

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maybe I'm getting old, but imagine how many polio shots, or schools or toothbrushes he could have bought with the money spent? :(
 

Ch3tan

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He has $14 billion Teedles, he doesn't care.

I too think it's awesome.
 

TdC

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he should give some to meeee! I'd buy a solid platinum Alfa Romeo GT and then crash it*



















*because being rich automatically makes you a retard
 

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dont think it would go very fast with all the extra weight Platinum would add :p

(when you consider Platinum is nearly as heavy as Lead being 6 times heavier than Aluminium and 3 times heavier than Iron)
 

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Ah but i simply said it wouldnt go very fast, never said you wouldnt be able to crash it :p
 

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He was referring to the retard part, Orm, not the crashing part.
 

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ah, I thought you were referring to my making it vastly inefficient :(
 

TdC

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ah, I thought you were referring to my making it vastly inefficient :(

see? Ch3tan UNDERSTANDS man! He knows me! That's why he will be in my entourage when I am a billionaire, and you, Ormorof, will be a stalwart of the metallurgic realm...but we will never meet :(
 

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The ultimate graffiti. Write on a wall? Fuck you, I'm writing on the planet.

Completely vain waste of money but amusing :)

EDIT:

Can't wait to see someone trademark the planet or somesuch :D
 

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Isnt everything visible from space..?

Also, its a river? wont it at some point erode. quite an upkeep
 

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if he truly was rich and an oil sheik, wouldnt it be oil floating in the letters? :D
 

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I'd definitely do the thing every young male in the world would appreciate and get a giant cock and balls engraved somewhere
 

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now thats something i can agree with! A giant cock near some where in Finland wheress theres alot of lakes!
 

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Turns out they're a bit shit. They're falling apart already.

That's iirc because they ran out of money and can't maintain/complete them.

I think only one of those are actually complete and habitable, the rest is put on ice waiting for more money to flow in.
 

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I thought they didn't think about how the water would circulate between and around them and there were mahoosive pockets of stagnating water. Or was that the palm islands?
 

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I thought they didn't think about how the water would circulate between and around them and there were mahoosive pockets of stagnating water. Or was that the palm islands?

No. you're thinking about Fern Britton's tits.
 

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