If i was a billionaire

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Sparx, Jul 20, 2011.

  1. Sparx

    Sparx Cheeky Fucknugget

  2. Calaen

    Calaen I am a massive cock who isn't firing atm!

    Quality!
     
  3. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    maybe I'm getting old, but imagine how many polio shots, or schools or toothbrushes he could have bought with the money spent? :(
     
  4. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    He has $14 billion Teedles, he doesn't care.

    I too think it's awesome.
     
  5. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    he should give some to meeee! I'd buy a solid platinum Alfa Romeo GT and then crash it*



















    *because being rich automatically makes you a retard
     
  6. Ormorof

    Ormorof FH is my second home

    dont think it would go very fast with all the extra weight Platinum would add :p

    (when you consider Platinum is nearly as heavy as Lead being 6 times heavier than Aluminium and 3 times heavier than Iron)
     
  7. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    ahem, my dear fellow, may I draw your attention to my previous statement?
     
  8. Ormorof

    Ormorof FH is my second home

    Ah but i simply said it wouldnt go very fast, never said you wouldnt be able to crash it :p
     
  9. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    He was referring to the retard part, Orm, not the crashing part.
     
  10. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    ah, I thought you were referring to my making it vastly inefficient :(
     
  11. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    see? Ch3tan UNDERSTANDS man! He knows me! That's why he will be in my entourage when I am a billionaire, and you, Ormorof, will be a stalwart of the metallurgic realm...but we will never meet :(
     
  12. Lollie

    Lollie Loyal Freddie

    Could put a massive FH on it and copyright the earth :)
     
  13. Lamp

    Lamp I am a FH squatter

    TBH, I thought it was a bit naff.
     
  14. Roo Stercogburn

    Roo Stercogburn Resident Freddy

    The ultimate graffiti. Write on a wall? Fuck you, I'm writing on the planet.

    Completely vain waste of money but amusing :)

    EDIT:

    Can't wait to see someone trademark the planet or somesuch :D
     
  15. Huntingtons

    Huntingtons Resident Freddy

    Isnt everything visible from space..?

    Also, its a river? wont it at some point erode. quite an upkeep
     
  16. Zenith.UK

    Zenith.UK Part of the furniture

    I'm more impressed with the artificial islands off Dubai.
    Google Maps
     
  17. Ctuchik

    Ctuchik FH is my second home

    Depends if he concreted the walls or not, which i'm fairly sure he has...
     
  18. DaGaffer

    DaGaffer Down With That Sorta Thing

    Turns out they're a bit shit. They're falling apart already.


    As for this thing, I know its a matter of perspective, but couldn't he have had it done the "right" way up?
     
  19. Huntingtons

    Huntingtons Resident Freddy

    if he truly was rich and an oil sheik, wouldnt it be oil floating in the letters? :D
     
  20. megadave

    megadave I am a FH squatter

    I'd definitely do the thing every young male in the world would appreciate and get a giant cock and balls engraved somewhere
     
  21. Huntingtons

    Huntingtons Resident Freddy

    now thats something i can agree with! A giant cock near some where in Finland wheress theres alot of lakes!
     
  22. Ctuchik

    Ctuchik FH is my second home

    That's iirc because they ran out of money and can't maintain/complete them.

    I think only one of those are actually complete and habitable, the rest is put on ice waiting for more money to flow in.
     
  23. caLLous

    caLLous I am a FH squatter

    I thought they didn't think about how the water would circulate between and around them and there were mahoosive pockets of stagnating water. Or was that the palm islands?
     
  24. Lamp

    Lamp I am a FH squatter

    No. you're thinking about Fern Britton's tits.
     

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