If I had Sylar's power...

[Bahumat]

...I'd buy a massive bag of Monkey Nuts and Pistacio's and use my super powers to open the shells all at once!

What would you do?

 

[Cerb]

wish for 3 more wishes...

 

[Sparx]

Def be a bad guy, cant be killed and can just be a massive cock to everyone

 

[old.Tohtori]

Be very very pissed off because i wouldn't have any people to steal powers from

 

[fettoken]

I'd destroy the world!

 

[Chronictank]

...I'd buy a massive bag of Monkey Nuts and Pistacio's and use my super powers to open the shells all at once!

What would you do?

lol i would want to do that too now

 

[CorNokZ]

I would masturbate without using my hands or any other objects..

 

[old.Tohtori]

I would masturbate without using my hands or any other objects..

Instead of letting your mother do it?

 

[Imgormiel]

I'd make Alex Ferguson listen and learn from Dennis Leary so that when he looks at his team he admits he should shut the fuck up when it comes to Liverpool and his team getting their asses kicked post match so that he learns why he was given the title 'Sir' in the first place

 

[Cerb]

I'd make Alex Ferguson listen and learn from Dennis Leary so that when he looks at his team he admits he should shut the fuck up when it comes to Liverpool and his team getting their asses kicked post match so that he learns why he was given the title 'Sir' in the first place

Id make liverpool fans explain to me why at the start of every season they are convinced they are going to win the premiership despite the fact they havnet done so in what 19 years?

 

[leviathane]

well technically they've never won the premiership but that's another subject.

I dunno what i'd do tbh, mainly cos i don't watch heros so duno his supa powers.

 

[Imgormiel]

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Id make liverpool fans explain to me why at the start of every season they are convinced they are going to win the premiership despite the fact they havnet done so in what 19 years?

I'd make Man U fans explain to me why their team hasn't beaten the greatest team in the European Cup (Now Champions league ofc) - Real Madrid, which tbh is bollox anyway in the number of titles they've won over time, oh and yea, you still aint beaten us on the Euro/Number of titles won anyway yet as this year when you win it, it will be a tie, not dominance <3

 

[Overdriven]

I would masturbate without using my hands or any other objects..

I like that idea..

I want Parkman's power *jedi-mind trick*

 

[kiliarien]

I don't know what Sylar's powers are, as I quickly realised at the end of the first series of Heroes they didn't have a fucking clue what they were doing or where the plot was going (hmm, sounds like Lost all over again) so I stopped watching. But maybe he could get the show makers to disappear/die. Then again they might have already done both simultaneously by disappearing & suffocating up their own arses. :kissit:

Other than that, I'd endlessly poke someone who is annoying and has a short temper and watch for when patience is finally lost. Or I'd find the world's biggest bit of bubble wrap and pop all of it at once - I bet you could make rather a great noise if it all went off simultaneously.

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I'd make Man U fans explain to me why their team hasn't beaten the greatest team in the European Cup (Now Champions league ofc) - Real Madrid, which tbh is bollox anyway in the number of titles they've won over time, oh and yea, you still aint beaten us on the Euro/Number of titles won anyway yet as this year when you win it, it will be a tie, not dominance <3

A Liverpool fan who's only attempt at quoting decent form is "we were great ages ago". What a shock. I really like Liverpool - they just need to stfu about how good they were all that time ago (and let's be honest 19 years is a fooking long time) and get good NOW. 4-1 is a blinding start, but keeping it up, especially against the lower premiership sides is essential.

 

[Zenith.UK]

well technically they've never won the premiership but that's another subject.

I dunno what i'd do tbh, mainly cos i don't watch heros so duno his supa powers.

He telekinetically slices open the heads of other people with special abilities to steal their power and make it his own. He's killed quite a few people with this ability and because he steals their powers as well, he now has a catalogue of special powers to use.

To balance this evil character, another character has a similar ability but doesn't need to slice open their heads. He only has to be near them to "copy" their power intuitively.

 

[Imgormiel]

I don't know what Sylar's powers are, as I quickly realised at the end of the first series of Heroes they didn't have a fucking clue what they were doing or where the plot was going (hmm, sounds like Lost all over again) so I stopped watching. But maybe he could get the show makers to disappear/die. Then again they might have already done both simultaneously by disappearing & suffocating up their own arses. :kissit:

Other than that, I'd endlessly poke someone who is annoying and has a short temper and watch for when patience is finally lost. Or I'd find the world's biggest bit of bubble wrap and pop all of it at once - I bet you could make rather a great noise if it all went off simultaneously.



A Liverpool fan who's only attempt at quoting decent form is "we were great ages ago". What a shock. I really like Liverpool - they just need to stfu about how good they were all that time ago (and let's be honest 19 years is a fooking long time) and get good NOW. 4-1 is a blinding start, but keeping it up, especially against the lower premiership sides is essential.

Oh ye sorry we're like Newcastle aren't we, we've won nothing since 1970, ok i'll stfu then, not!

 

[kiliarien]

Oh ye sorry we're like Newcastle aren't we, we've won nothing since 1970, ok i'll stfu then, not!

OMG you have to compare yourself to Newcastle to look good??

Man I even like Liverpool and you've somehow managed to make your team sound oh so much shitter than I ever could in one sentence even if I was trying to be horrible :lol:

 

[Imgormiel]

OMG you have to compare yourself to Newcastle to look good??

Man I even like Liverpool and you've somehow managed to make your team sound oh so much shitter than I ever could in one sentence even if I was trying to be horrible :lol:

No, I wasn't making myself look good, I was making a remark about your comment where you said we've won nothing in 19 years, Istanbul make any mark on you and the various things we did in that time and won? Oh yeah sorry, your facts are completely correct and we did actually win nothing - just like Newcastle.

 

[kiliarien]

No, I wasn't making myself look good, I was making a remark about your comment where you said we've won nothing in 19 years, Istanbul make any mark on you and the various things we did in that time and won? Oh yeah sorry, your facts are completely correct and we did actually win nothing - just like Newcastle.

I think you'll find it hard to find where I said "you won nothing" because I didn't mate. You inferred that with your Newcastle post. I was following on from Cerb's comment on 19 years without a leading division victory - I also believe by following up by considering their lack of consistency against the lower order of premiership clubs I might have been discussing divisional play, or are the lower end of the premiership in the Champions' League now?

Img, I normally enjoy your posts but tonight you're not really reading the thread.

If, as it seems you want to prefer, we could turn this into a football pissing contest but I'd prefer not to because I like Liverpool too.

And sorry for a football hijack, what do people think of the sylar bubble wrap idea?!

 

[CorNokZ]

Instead of letting your mother do it?

I don't know what sick family you come from, or what sort of traditions you have in your country, but my mother have never masturbated me

 

[Huntingtons]

she did masterbate me tho!

 

[Bahumat]

she did masterbate me tho!

and me!

Loving the ideas, but Imgor spoiled the thread

I'd make ice cold drinks in the summer and get the good oranges from up near the top of the tree's. Or just shit whilst floating.

 

[Imgormiel]

and me!

Loving the ideas, but Imgor spoiled the thread

I'd make ice cold drinks in the summer and get the good oranges from up near the top of the tree's. Or just shit whilst floating.

Sorry sir

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't know what sick family you come from, or what sort of traditions you have in your country, but my mother have never masturbated me

Seriously? Negative rep?

Jesus marya nd josef with their little bobeebs...do you seriously want me to dig up what you've said on these forums? Man up you pansy, if you can dish it, you can take it.

 

[CorNokZ]

I can take it, but there's a line, which you crossed. If people feel like I'm crossing a line they should indeed give me negative rep aswell, and I will try to work with that. But implying that there's incest in my family is crossing the line

 

[crispy]

I never understood how you could do magic with mutations :|

 

[old.Tohtori]

But implying that there's incest in my family is crossing the line

Then you shouldn't do it

 

[CorNokZ]

And how would you know if there's incest in my family?

If I made a joke that offended someone I'd appologise, but meh.. Have fun dude

 

[old.Tohtori]

And how would you know if there's incest in my family?

If I made a joke that offended someone I'd appologise, but meh.. Have fun dude

It's nothing new here. Mother jokes, sister jokes etc...same deal.

Are you going to apologize for every comment you've made about me? Don't think so. Easy to be high horsed about it.

I actually meant that you have incest in your family, yup, that's what i meant 100%. Not a joke at all, i was being dead serious. Now xecuse me while i go fly off to the moon to have sex with a 5 legged squid named suz.

 

[CorNokZ]

Don't mind other people making jokes about my mother, infact in a thread here one page one both Bahumat and Huntington implies that they've had sex with my mum and I didn't care the least bit. But implying that I have done anything sexual with my mom, is just crossing the line.. Other places on the internet I wouldn't give a flying fuck, but this place seemed to be just a wee bit civilized

If you feel like I've ever crossed some of your lines, then tell me what I've said and it won't happen again and you will recieve a public apology

I can take a lot of crap, but implying incest in my family is a no go. There's not much to discuss I just don't feel like it's okay