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TdC

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fucking lol


I <3 facebook like you <3 cock!


PRICELESS :D:D:D
 

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also: why are all the boys going all "HOLY SHIT" and all the girls going "WTF DUDE YOU SUCK"? or am I forgetting what it was like to be a teen? hmm. have I ever *been* a teen?
 

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o_O a TdC teen, that is hard to imagine. I thought you just popped into existence :p

Nah, you know when you doing the washing up and the lumps of grease go down he plughole?

Well, they collect in the sewers, thus TDC was born!
 

TdC

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lies. you forgot the spark of life bit :p


perhaps someone flushed his wank at the exact moment critical mass was reached?
 

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maybe. I am 34 though, so it would be a bit hard. unless you spunked so hard you penetrated the time/space barrier and shot your little sailors into the past? o0
 

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Its amazing how teen/early 20 girls seem nice, but turn out to be "ANY HOLE, ANY MAN, GOD DAMMIT JUST F**K ME!" types.

Thankfully they still are outnumbred by the nicer girls.....at the moment.....
 

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Bleh, where are they now?! :p

:sex:

Pubs and clubs my good man, im small and nerdy, but even I have on occasion been hit on.....and in a few cases forcibly touched up by teenage girls (over 16 btw :p).

Then again im at uni and my hometown in in essex :D

The essex girl thing isnt true btw.....
 

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