Ideal easter presents

[maxgirth]

For all you crafters making MP trinkets,turn your masterpieces into much needed cash.

Breadboards from the exclusive Mary Antionette " let them eat cake range".
Curio boxes become Holy Grail presentation boxes,as endorsed by Joseph of Arithemia.
Wooden swords, made from authentic wood from forest Shaeffer.
Riding crops,as used by Lady Godiva with free screenies of her infamous naked trek,incorporating juggle vision.

 

[the_smurflord]

Well Easter seems to be the time for most people in this country to head to their traditional place of worship on a Sunday morning......the DIY store.

To this end, to help with all the shelving and cupboard projects, I will be making hinges and brackets to help all these poor unfortunate souls getting nagged by thier missus.

 

[maxgirth]

Originally posted by the_smurflord
Well Easter seems to be the time for most people in this country to head to their traditional place of worship on a Sunday morning......the DIY store.

To this end, to help with all the shelving and cupboard projects, I will be making hinges and brackets to help all these poor unfortunate souls getting nagged by thier missus.

Alternatively,as the sun has now began to shine,give all extra cash to missus to buy some new summer clothes with,after her all day shopping spree, this will result in:- untold brownie points,a peaceful day,no flatpacks to assemble.

Leaving you free to enjoy the holiday weekend as you see fit, only interupted by her " does my bum look big in this" spam whilst trying on her new outfits.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by maxgirth

Wooden swords, made from authentic wood from forest Shaeffer.

That might be a tad expensive though Maxy baby...since anyone who chops down a tree in Forest Shaeffer will have their hands and testicles summarily removed with a blunt spoon.

Perhaps making them a limited edition will be more...'desirable'

 

[maxgirth]

Re: Re: Ideal easter presents

Originally posted by old.Tyraette



That might be a tad expensive though Maxy baby...since anyone who chops down a tree in Forest Shaeffer will have their hands and testicles summarily removed with a blunt spoon.

Perhaps making them a limited edition will be more...'desirable'

Limited edition testicles?,desirable?,ooeeeer Shaeffer you really are sick

 

[Generic Poster]

How do you remove someone's hands with a blunt spoon?






I don't think I want to know

 

[old.Tyraette]

You use a special technique perfected by myself whilst awaiting Svartur to turn up...


Feng Shaeff