I will eliminate ice from the world. I just need to create a small singularity which will cause a wave of altered reality to burst out at the speed of light causing the freezing point of water to be -50. I have calulated that the only side effects to this will be that women have beards and there will be 5 brand new Rodney Bewes, each blessed with a unqiue power over the four basic elements and carpet underlay.
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