Help I want to become a superhero/villain.

[old.Tohtori]

Ok, i need some help here.

So if i were to become a superhero, i bet this lot could come up with all the necessary equipment and requirements needed to achieve it. Ofcourse superpowers are limited to modern day equipment but...you know.

So far i've come up with:

- Millionaire(or enough cash) for miscallenous stuff.
- Training, martial arts, body in fit shape etc.
- A lair/location.
- Vehicles/s.
- Equipment.
- Assistant/s to build equipment and such.
- High crime rate location or an evil plan.

Come on, we need a plan!

 

[Sparx]

First off you need to decide whether you want to be a villain or hero.

May i suggest Villain as imo its more fun. Being a Hero is all about inner turmoil. Villian is all about being insane (in the membrane)

 

[Bahumat]

Ok, i need some help here.

So if i were to become a superhero, i bet this lot could come up with all the necessary equipment and requirements needed to achieve it. Ofcourse superpowers are limited to modern day equipment but...you know.

So far i've come up with:

- Millionaire(or enough cash) for miscallenous stuff.
- Training, martial arts, body in fit shape etc.
- A lair/location.
- Vehicles/s.
- Equipment.
- Assistant/s to build equipment and such.
- High crime rate location or an evil plan.

Come on, we need a plan!

Static IP
Quad Core CPU
160 TB RAM

 

[old.Tohtori]

First off you need to decide whether you want to be a villain or hero.

May i suggest Villain as imo its more fun. Being a Hero is all about inner turmoil. Villian is all about being insane (in the membrane)

Also, i would be forever known as the guy who brought out superheros

I'm not sure, i think the safer way would be to become a superhero though. As a supervillain, well, you're more likely to get jailed and end your career right there

Maybe first superhero, then get turmoiled and go villain?

Static IP
Quad Core CPU
160 TB RAM

Oh no, i'd use FH, supply all my fweddies with superduper computers and use this network as the "superbrain" of the world as it's totally anonymous

 

[Sparx]

anonymous

I'd blatently be bad

 

[Bahumat]

Also, i would be forever known as the guy who brought out superheros

I'm not sure, i think the safer way would be to become a superhero though. As a supervillain, well, you're more likely to get jailed and end your career right there

Maybe first superhero, then get turmoiled and go villain?



Oh no, i'd use FH, supply all my fweddies with superduper computers and use this network as the "superbrain" of the world as it's totally anonymous

ok, we need to delve deeper into your vision. Ok, let your eyes close and your mind relax, now drop your...err, wrong forum.

What are your plans as a hero, will you charge for your services? will you have healer pets like a BD? How do people contact you? Do you have a normal identity like superman?

 

[CorNokZ]

What superpowers do you want? All the good ones are already taken

 

[Sparx]

What superpowers do you want? All the good ones are already taken

Perhaps they just havent been thought of yet...

 

[old.Tohtori]

ok, we need to delve deeper into your vision. Ok, let your eyes close and your mind relax, now drop your...err, wrong forum.

What are your plans as a hero, will you charge for your services? will you have healer pets like a BD? How do people contact you? Do you have a normal identity like superman?

Ah, yes.

If i were a hero/villain, a normal identity, wife/gf tc should come to play ofcourse. Unless i'm going with the bruce wayne type of "womanizer" cover...or well, more like iron man i guess(from comics more then movie). So yes, hidden identity would be a must. Also gives the hero/villain something to "uncover" etc. Drama is a must too you know.

No charging, this is why i need the cash to operate. Just better the world, ofcourse, as a villain, if i charged the city for my "services", i'd REALLY be a villain

Contacting, i think, would be a "payphone" sort of thing. Panic button or some such around the city? But at first, i should ofcourse find the crime myself until i'm famous enough to do such a thing.

What superpowers do you want? All the good ones are already taken

No superpowers. This is a "reality based" superhero thing.

 

[WiZe^]

villain ofc!

 

[CorNokZ]

No superpowers. This is a "reality based" superhero thing.

So you wanna be Batman basically?


I had the same dream when I was four...

 

[old.Tohtori]

So you wanna be Batman basically?


I had the same dream when I was four...

Well basically equipment based as it's the only real option.

That's the problem, people give up on it when they "grow up", but someone has to make it happen

 

[Laddey]

A haircut, no decent hero has long hair!!

 

[Sparx]

Screw become a Mercenary

Get to be evil for good reasons

 

[Chronictank]

Well basically equipment based as it's the only real option.

That's the problem, people give up on it when they "grow up", but someone has to make it happen

I am already a superhero , you can be my sidekick i'll give you a zap gun

 

[Laddey]

I am already a superhero , you can be my sidekick i'll give you a zap gun

Can i be your sideside kick and i can have a tazer gun?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ey! My sidekick place has already been taken by an agile, doublejointed, bee-bodied nymph kung-fu woman

 

[Chronictank]

Can i be your sideside kick and i can have a tazer gun?

let's hold auditions!

although bahu would probably cry until we let him win

 

[Laddey]

let's hold auditions!

although bahu would probably cry until we let him win

He can be my apprentice..

Chronicwank as leader
Tohtori as follower
Laddey as sideside kick
Bahumat as brew boy/slave

 

[old.Tohtori]

He can be my apprentice..

Chronicwank as leader
Tohtori as follower
Laddey as sideside kick
Bahumat as brew boy/slave

That does it, i'm going villain

Dare try and outrank me!

 

[Laddey]

That does it, i'm going villain

Dare try and outrank me!

Our hero, chronicwank will destroy you, you puny mortal.

I will destroy your puny, weak side kick.

Bahumat will bring tea and biscuits for all

 

[Chronictank]

Google Fight : Make this fight with googleFight tohorti VS chronictank

oh yeah! I have outranked you and absorbed your forces (seeing as you are a villan, thus your troops are fickle)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Google Fight : Make this fight with googleFight tohorti VS chronictank

oh yeah! I have outranked you and absorbed your forces (seeing as you are a villan, thus your troops are fickle)

Google Fight : Make this fight with googleFight old.tohtori VS chronictank

Cheater

 

[Laddey]

Google Fight : Make this fight with googleFight laddey VS puny mortal sidekick of tohtori

 

[Chronictank]

Google Fight : Make this fight with googleFight old.tohtori VS chronictank

Cheater

Yeah but i'm the good guys i can name you whatever i want
plus my hero persona is
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=old.tohtori&word2=chronic

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah but i'm the good guys i can name you whatever i want

No, you're the good guys, you play by the rules...I cheat!

 

[Chronictank]

No, you're the good guys, you play by the rules...I cheat!

i am a anti-hero, i have all the good guy perks without any of the drawbacks ^^

 

[AngelHeal]

what you need:

Crisp cake:
2 glasses of flour
1/2 glass of sugar
1 egg
2/3 cup (15 dag) of margarine
2 spoons of honey
1 spoon of baking soda
Sponge cake:
4 eggs
3/4 glass of sugar
1/2 glass of flour
1/2 glass of potatoe’s flour
1/2 spoon of baking powder
Filling:
2 cups (1/2 l) of milk
2 spoons of potatoe’s flour
2 spoons of flour
1/2 glass of sugar
1 cup (25 dag) of margarine
Decoration:
topping

Spoiler

 

[old.Tohtori]

i am a anti-hero, i have all the good guy perks without any of the drawbacks ^^

Aha...then i know JUST what to do

 

[AngelHeal]

Aha...then i know JUST what to do

aye! /qtd