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old.Tohtori
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...ask for a blowjob after a hard days work.
...shut a crying kid with ducktape.
...use the "knock and run" kids for BBgun practise.
...keep your hand on the bum if the pretty lady backs into it.
...write "I think it's only fair to..." threads when you feel like it.
...take a twobarrel shotgun to GOA's office and explain how it works by using it.
...ask for the granny in shop-/bank -line to fuck off and not chat about the wartimes with the serviceperson.
...call your ex-girlfriend at 3am just to ask if she'd like some sex.
...call your ex-girlfriends new boyfriend at 3am to ask if your ex-girlfriend would be available for sex.
...be naked in public if you feel like it.
...piss off neighbors with folkmusic when they ask you to turn down the heavymetal.
...think that this thread isn't funny.
...think that the author of this thread should be shot.
...try it and get shot in the process.
...feel violent when surrounded with juveniles.
...act violent when surrounded with juveniles.
...point at "the other guy" when their parents arrive.
...order a pizza.
...order a pizza to your neighbor.
...pickup the pizza from your neighbor and call him a stealing motherfucker.
...to stop a thread with ne rea
...shut a crying kid with ducktape.
...use the "knock and run" kids for BBgun practise.
...keep your hand on the bum if the pretty lady backs into it.
...write "I think it's only fair to..." threads when you feel like it.
...take a twobarrel shotgun to GOA's office and explain how it works by using it.
...ask for the granny in shop-/bank -line to fuck off and not chat about the wartimes with the serviceperson.
...call your ex-girlfriend at 3am just to ask if she'd like some sex.
...call your ex-girlfriends new boyfriend at 3am to ask if your ex-girlfriend would be available for sex.
...be naked in public if you feel like it.
...piss off neighbors with folkmusic when they ask you to turn down the heavymetal.
...think that this thread isn't funny.
...think that the author of this thread should be shot.
...try it and get shot in the process.
...feel violent when surrounded with juveniles.
...act violent when surrounded with juveniles.
...point at "the other guy" when their parents arrive.
...order a pizza.
...order a pizza to your neighbor.
...pickup the pizza from your neighbor and call him a stealing motherfucker.
...to stop a thread with ne rea
