Fact I think it needs it's own thread really! This absolutely has to be xmas number 1!

[Raven]

An explicit Boris Johnson attack song is battling for Christmas No 1

Song titled ‘Boris Johnson is a F***ing C***’ rose to No 2 in the UK iTunes and Amazon charts

www.independent.co.uk

Tell your friends, tell your family. Fuck it, buy it as gifts for people!

 

[Scouse]

Mr The Gang has even got a video that explains you don't even need to buy it to get it to number one if you're on spotify and the likes:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qxBJMOLJPY&feature=youtu.be

 

[Raven]

I'm going to have that running over night

 

[Scouse]

For some reason, the official UK charts allow you to buy or listen to every single on there, but this one:

Official Singles Chart Update | Official Charts

The UK's midweek Top 100 biggest songs, based on audio and video streams, downloads, CDs, vinyl, cassette and more. Compiled by the Official Charts Company from Friday to Sunday. View the biggest songs of 2025.

www.officialcharts.com

 

[Job]

Classy

 

[Scouse]

Classy

It's proper punk

 

[Scouse]

Looks like they've removed it from the official Top 40 @Raven.

Turns out we're not even free to decide what we're allowed to listen to.

 

[Raven]

Wtf did they do that for? Not making them enough money?

 

[Scouse]

Wtf did they do that for? Not making them enough money?

Oh maybe not - just looked on my mobile and it's still there. But it wasn't viewable last night on my desktop.

I've been running that playlist since yesterday afternoon on my PC. It's only, what, 20,000 sales to get to number 1? (Used to be IIRC) so if only a couple of thousand people join in on spotify then that should do it (14 'sales' for 24hrs of that playlist.)

Yes, it's a shit song. But it does sum up something important and as a futile gesture at xmas it would be quite significant IMO

 

[Scouse]

Although 5.7m listens for mariah cary

 

[Raven]

It is a factually accurate song that will become part of the overall historical record

It will probably show future historians more about how society feels than any opinion poll ever will.

 

[Scouse]

It was top of the spotify viral 50 yesterday but not any more:

Spotify Charts - Spotify Charts are made by fans

The new home for Spotify Charts. Dive into artist, genre, city and local pulse charts to see what music is moving fans around the world.

spotifycharts.com

 

[Moriath]

Peaked too early

 

[Gwadien]

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Jupitus]

I'll try to cheer you guys up:


View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1341830206928154625

 

[Raven]

Came 5th, I'll take that.

2nd in the downloads.