I talk too much!

[]SK[]

I do ya know!

/me thinks the first reply will be something along the lines of...spammer!

 

[Wij]

cunt0r

 

[]SK[]

Im very slowly catching your ass.

 

[Wij]

mmm, keep rubbing

 

[]SK[]

you mean wiping

 

[Summo]

Pack it in, touchy boys. Get a womb.

 

[]SK[]

Never had one but ive been in one.

 

[Summo]

Pff. Phr34k.

 

[Wij]

:strokehea

 

[]SK[]

Stop touching my head!

 

[Wij]

smilies only have heads. what else should i touch ?

 

[]SK[]

/me runs

 

[Wij]

*trip*

 

[]SK[]

/me bumps stomach cause him to fart

 

[Wij]

*plug*

 

[]SK[]

/me starts filling up like a balloon

 

[Wij]

*charge-to-see*

 

[]SK[]

/me implodes into one big piece of flab on the pavement

 

[DAN200]

/Me jumps up and down on the rotten corpse

 

[]SK[]

only been there 8 minutes it aint rotten yet

www.rotten.com
thats rotten

 

[Wij]

I'll charge them for photos of your fart implosion tho

 

[]SK[]

Can you pass the negatives to my missus?
She could do with a laugh at my misfortune...again

 

[Wij]

Sorry. I have an exclusive with Hello!

 

[]SK[]

She will still see em then

 

[Wij]

hehe - do all lasses read Hello ?

 

[]SK[]

When they get time from bitching yes.

Suppose they need to know about other peoples lives so they can chat bollox to thier mates.

Almost as bad as these so called internet forums!

 

[Summo]

Pah! Nothing but sophisticated discourse here, l4m3r.

 

[Wij]

We may talk bolox but at least we don't bore each other with every fucking detail of what we did today at work and then an assessment of posh spice's new wallpaper.

Blokes' bolox chat is generally intended to be humorous (whether it succeeds or fails is a seperate matter ) so it has some point. I can't for the life of me figure out what the point of womens' is :/

 

[]SK[]

Hehehe sophisticated.

Yeh i guess we are when talking about Squirts and things.

Nice one SomeGuy you made me day. Call me a Bastard in your own way it gets me leakin.

 

[Summo]

Nyaaah, yer bastid.