I saved someone from dying once.

[Clown]

We were in Greece on holiday, and we were all in the nice clear sea. This guy was drowning. So I took my foot off his head.

 

[Draylor]

Oh god help us.

Clowneh is bored, we're all screwed

 

[old.user4556]

Lies.

 

[throdgrain]

Hes such a bullshitter, tell im G

 

[lilmissnaughty]

lolz come on we all know u were the guy that had the foot on his head not the other way round

 

[ECA]

I saved someone from dying once in greece, there was this idiot with his foot on someones head keeping him under water, so I shoved a a novelty dildo I was carrying around up his arse.

 

[Dommers]

roflz

 

[tris-]

when i was on holiday in greece, i lost my novelty dildo. i think it fell in someones bag when i walked past them .

 

[ECA]

when i was on holiday in greece, i lost my novelty dildo. i think it fell in someones bag when i walked past them .

What the hell were you doing in Greece with a novelty dildo you freak!

 

[lilmissnaughty]

heh reminds me of an article i read where a woman took her didlo on hol but she put it in her hand luggage... when it went thro the xray machine they made her get it out an switch it on n explain what it was for cos 'it had mechanical parts n they wanted to make sure it really was what it appeared to be'. lol cruel buggers

 

[WiZe^]

lovey story :] 8/10 (ohrly)

 

[Mazling]

Bring back Cdr!

 

[tris-]

What the hell were you doing in Greece with a novelty dildo you freak!

am i the freak, or are you the freak for knowing you had and still carried it around?

hmm? HMM?

it also seems you may have passed my bum juice onto him.

thats if i used it, of course.

 

[TdC]

I was on hols once and I some some blokes messing about on a beach with a large novelty dildo. I called the police and they came round and beat those dildo yielding brats to a pulp. gogo police brutality!

 

[tRoG]

I used a dildo once.

 

[Chilly]

I used a dildo once.

what for?

 

[nath]

To batter a prostitute to death? What else are they used for?

 

[TdC]

I use mine to turn the round thing on my ipod!

 

[Formash]

I thought the Dildo was an existinct bird till i discovered women.