I raped a girl this afternoon...

[Summo]

Eep! First night tonight. I go on in approximately an hour and a half.

What's worse it that this poor girl's boyfriend and parents are going to be in the audience. I DON'T NEED THAT, THANKS!

If I don't post tomorrow I'd really appreciate a 'condolences' thread.








PS. Actually there is a dress-rehearsal photo of my arse bearing on down on the poor love. If I can get a copy I'll scan it for yer.

 

[Testin da Cable]

break a leg Summo

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Indeed, break many a leg.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Actually there is a dress-rehearsal photo of my arse bearing on down on the poor love. If I can get a copy I'll scan it for yer.

Please! :uhoh:

Oh, and about her boyfriend and family being in the croud...
Realistically, they're not going to saything to you about it... How many times are you going to be able to rape a woman infront of her boyfriend and family? Enjoy yourself

 

[Munkey-]

just hope something else doesnt break by an extreme error of judgement

 

[Trem]

Make sure you don't fart out a piece of sweetcorn, that would ruin the whole romantic feel of the rape scene

 

[*Kornholio*]

*ugh* uke:

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Tremor
Make sure you don't fart out a piece of sweetcorn, that would ruin the whole romantic feel of the rape scene

Dude!

 

[Stazbumpa]

What would be fecking hilarious though is if, for no reason at all, you got an erection.

 

[Munkey-]

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god knows wtf you eat tremor.......


*goes to question samm who has odly dissapeared for the past few weeks*

 

[Summo]

Heh heh. You guys rock.

For anyone whose interested tonight went well. First half was a little subdued, then we did the rape and the second half picked up and rawked. Silent horror and nervous laughter from the audience which was great. The girl's mum was fine afterwards but the boyf didn't even look at me. Heh heh.

Looking forward to tomorrow, whereas I've been dreading the run previously. Should go well.

If you're in the Chelmsford area, then hey! Why not pop in?

 

[Trem]

Oooooh i would like to be a fly on the wall at her house summo, you can imagine it "so do you really fancy him?" "you seemed to enjoy that" "he does look a bit like Matt Le Blanc" "he drives a fancy, open top, attractive to ladies car".
Me boss farted when he was at the jesters shoes when he had his first ever BJ, cool huh?
I told samm she should reply a bit more munkey, but, alas she ain't no damini

 

[old.samm]

Hiya Munkey, I haven't posted lately much just cause I haven't had anything to say. Whenever I look at the forums it's all DAoC stuff anyway which I have no clue about. I mainly just sit and watch and occasionally stick my oar in.

As for you Summo you're so brave doing plays The thought of being on a stage terrifies me, I may be a little shy. But i do like watching them though so good job

 

[Summo]

Thank you very much. It gets easier the more you do, but I still get nervous as hell before the first night.

ONWARD!

 

[Durzel]

You could always mix it up.

Seeing as you're doing more than one performance you might as well work through the Kama Sutra. Not quite sure how that would fit in with the whole supposed "rape" angle tho.

 

[Summo]

Nice idea, Durz. Tomorrow night I might slip it in, so to speak.

 

[mr.Blacky]

and what did the critics say? raving mad with joy offcourse

 

[stu]

Give her a Dirty Sanchez. Then you'll see just how comatose she really is.

 

[Mellow-]

The critics didn't say anything, they were all making recording it with their cam corders. With rather sweaty brows if the reports are anything to go by.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

If you didn't live miles away, I'd come down with a bug "SUMMO IS TEH STUDS!!1 NOW YOU KNOW WHAT WIJ FEELS LIKE" sign, and watch how pro you were.

 

[Trem]

I would actually go as well, alas too far away though matey I would give a mighty "wahayyyyyy" as well when you give it her

 

[Summo]

 

[Wij]

I'd shout "Gratz m8" when you *SPLUUUDGE*

 

[Summo]

Aww... you guys.

 

[WPKenny]

I'd bring a BB gun and take pot shots at your arse.

 

[mankatron2001]

i'd bring some christians along to heckle you

 

[Wij]

Then I will bring lions.

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by WPKenny
I'd bring a BB gun and take pot shots at your arse.

 

[Wij]

I will take pot shots at his bare arse without the need for external aids !

 

[mankatron2001]

nice aim, Wij