I raped a girl this afternoon...

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Summo

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... and it was a bizarre experience, I can tell you. :(

Maybe I should explain. I'm in a play called Brimstone and Treacle by Dennis Potter which centres on a rascist (in a quiet, middle-England kind of way) husband, wife and their comatose daughter, reduced to little more than a vegetable after a car accident two years earlier. I play a conman (who believes he is a demon) who worms his way into the family, gaining the trust of the mother and eventually the father. I also have to rape this poor girl just before the interval.

It is bizarre having to drop my trousers, strip this girl (who I vaguely know), fondle, nibble and lick her breasts before thrusting away at her in front of two hundred people a night for a week. It's not as much fun as you might think.

Anyway... no discussion points here, I just thought I'd share an intimate little part of my life with you all.

Feel free to ask questions. We can workshop this at the end.
 
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nothing

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hey, when are you doing this play and where?

ah uhm, I mean, how could anybody write something like that?
 
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Durzel

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
It is bizarre having to drop my trousers, strip this girl (who I vaguely know), fondle, nibble and lick her breasts before thrusting away at her in front of two hundred people a night for a week. It's not as much fun as you might think.
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Welcome to the world of adult entertainment.

When's it out on video?
 
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Mellow-

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
before thrusting away at her in front of two hundred people a night for a week
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Are you implying that you actually have to have penetration on a stage?!?!

Sorry to hear you have to do this, I know if it was my part i'd end up apologising after every time simply because it would freak most people out :(
 
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Durzel

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So's Jenna Jameson's Flashpoint.

(so I'm told)
 
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Durzel

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Re: Re: I raped a girl this afternoon...

Originally posted by Mellow
Are you implying that you actually have to have penetration on a stage?!?!
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LOL I very much doubt that. Otherwise it would be deemed pornography and as such illegal in that instance (being public indecency and all).
 
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Sawtooth

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This is the Dennis Potter play. Filmed with Sting (your part) and Denholm Elliot as the Dad. T'was controversial (as are all DP plays)

He was a great writer. Ever see his last interview with Melvyn Bragg? That was very sad but interesting at the same time.


Anyway get your trolleys off, more cripples to shag next week.
 
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Wazzerphuk

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You're only allowed to do it to her because you're gay. :D
 
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xane

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Originally posted by sawtooth
He was a great writer. Ever see his last interview with Melvyn Bragg? That was very sad but interesting at the same time.
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No, he was a controversial writer, not a great one, the only reason he got so many plays on TV was his bum-chum Melvyn was Art Director for the BBC at the time. His "plays" were just sordid excuses for sex, just like Jilly Cooper.
 
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Sawtooth

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Life is sex and more sex so he was writing about life and our fundemental obsession.
Its how you write about it that makes a difference.
 
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L_Plates

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Gooooooooooooooooo summo ...

Give her nipple a twist from me pweeeezzz ;)
 
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Summo

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Will do. :) I'm also thinking of rubber-stamping '0WNED' onto her chest.
 
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Wij

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Since she's supposed to be crippled you could 'ad-lib' your performance a little (Stu's money shot suggestion all over her face for example) and being a professional she couldn't do anything about it until the curtains close and you've safely run away :)

Oh, hang on that would be pretty much an actual rape. Bad mind, naughty mind :(
 
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nothing

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
Will do. :) I'm also thinking of rubber-stamping '0WNED' onto her chest.
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nah... the Half-Life logo would be better.
 
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Stazbumpa

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You could always ad-lib it a bit and turn her over mid scene, start slapping her arse and shout "whose ya daddy?"
 
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Summo

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Maybe go on with a cowboy hat and start shouting "YEEEEEE-HAWWWW!!!"

(Welcome home, Wij. Where ya been?)
 
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Summo

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We get on fine. She's a nice girl and there's no 'weirdness' or anything.

We had already worked out what was going to happen in the scene, but on Sunday the Directors cleared the set for twenty minutes so we could work through the details of what we were going to do. That was strange. I was saying things like, "Well, I need to undo your dressing gown here, during this line, then I guess I ought to do something cos I wouldn't just like look, y'know. So I'll run my hand across here, then say this line and move in for a suck, then I'll..." Strange...

I think I was more uncomfortable than she was. Throughout the whole thing her view has been "Yeah, whatever. Just get on with it." whereas mine has been more "Um... it says I have to um... touch you, er... is that okay? DON'T HATE ME!"

More tonight, though. Hurrah! :)
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
Maybe go on with a cowboy hat and start shouting "YEEEEEE-HAWWWW!!!"

(Welcome home, Wij. Where ya been?)
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Oops - must enter some reply.

I've been uber-busy at work and I'm having problems getting the forums to work properly at work. It's a real hassle. I've been on business in Edinburgh and I'm never around on weekends :/

Actually Itchy, do you work in the South Gyle Business Park thing or whatever it's called ?
 
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MYstIC G

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
... and it was a bizarre experience, I can tell you. :(

Maybe I should explain. I'm in a play called Brimstone and Treacle by Dennis Potter which centres on a rascist (in a quiet, middle-England kind of way) husband, wife and their comatose daughter, reduced to little more than a vegetable after a car accident two years earlier. I play a conman (who believes he is a demon) who worms his way into the family, gaining the trust of the mother and eventually the father. I also have to rape this poor girl just before the interval.

It is bizarre having to drop my trousers, strip this girl (who I vaguely know), fondle, nibble and lick her breasts before thrusting away at her in front of two hundred people a night for a week. It's not as much fun as you might think.

Anyway... no discussion points here, I just thought I'd share an intimate little part of my life with you all.

Feel free to ask questions. We can workshop this at the end.
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You _are_ weird.
 
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