I now hslla post dunk.

[old.Tohtori]

Just gtot home, about to hit the no limit texas tableand lose a buttload of money and..well..wanted to make athread

Cabn't really say anything that hasn't been said smallp enis etc etcc...

Umm.

'sjhopiing of hitler will have to wait tillt ormorrw.

Oh yeah, basic drunk thread revalation, i've slpe wiht a 55 year ol!

 

[tris-]

id fuck a 55 yr old woman

 

[old.Tohtori]

id fuck a 55 yr old woman

Aye she honeslty looked like 45-40 or something. Hto. Very milf and even gilf if you want to take it that far...but i'm almost 30 already!

 

[tris-]

dirt shit.
was it sloppy?

 

[old.Tohtori]

dirt shit.
was it sloppy?

Oh it wasnt today, but while back, and like...welll...it was jsut like noral. honestly.

EDOIT: oh she did keep saying "funk my gspot" so it was rather weird"

 

[leviathane]

hshshs that quite funnys cos my mate wente home with a 52 years old tonight

 

[AngelHeal]

...wtf mate xD? 50?
you suck

 

[leviathane]

haha just got a txt from my mate saying "wtf did i do last night"

 

[AngelHeal]

haha just got a txt from my mate saying "wtf did i do last night"

send back; you wtched me doonig ur mum .. why?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Alrighty, word of advice, when you get home, DON'T pick up where you left off at the bar

Whisky+long drink= bad head in morning.

 

[tris-]

owned. i switched to cokes at one point when i was out and no one had a clue. thankfully, otherwise they would of been on my case.

 

[old.Tohtori]

owned. i switched to cokes at one point when i was out and no one had a clue. thankfully, otherwise they would of been on my case.

Aye. Seems you can't be sober outside. "What's wrong with you?!", stupid people. I just tell 'em i don't feel like getting drunk and being stupid.

I do that, evidently, when i get home

 

[Olgaline]

it's odd actually, but going out sober, can be just as fun, infact at times, hilariouse "at your mates expence ofc."

the same amount of fun without the hassel of hangovers, and the if your abit sadistic, the amout of control you can withhold over a bunch of drunken mates, is mindbogeling!
you can convince drunks of the most incredible things, or well at least force them to entertain rhe suggestion, And frankly it's scary to think thats you your self can be that imparead without realizing it, when your out on the town.

disclaimer* not that I ever drink my self senceless out on the town* and tbh you dont need alot of alcohol in you before your judgement "on some lesser things" is horridly comprimized

 

[Laddey]

I pulled a 13 year old tonight, sucked her muff and the lot

 

[Olgaline]

I pulled a 13 year old tonight, sucked her muff and the lot

it's ok 13 year old dogs are perfectly legal?, infact I might even think abit over the top really ?? after all thats 91 in human years

toht's 55 eat your heart out ?

 

[Laddey]

it's ok 13 year old dogs are perfectly legal?, infact I might even think abit over the top really ?? after all thats 91 in human years

toht's 55 eat your heart out ?

hahaha touche!

 

[kiliarien]

it's odd actually, but going out sober, can be just as fun, infact at times, hilariouse "at your mates expence ofc."

the same amount of fun without the hassel of hangovers, and the if your abit sadistic, the amout of control you can withhold over a bunch of drunken mates, is mindbogeling!
you can convince drunks of the most incredible things, or well at least force them to entertain rhe suggestion, And frankly it's scary to think thats you your self can be that imparead without realizing it, when your out on the town.

disclaimer* not that I ever drink my self senceless out on the town* and tbh you dont need alot of alcohol in you before your judgement "on some lesser things" is horridly comprimized

I totally agree - exerting control over your pissed mates and watching them pull swamp-donkeys and bag hippocrocapigs is well funny. It's like being the puppet master

Especially if you're the designated driver if you're going some distance, because you have the moral high ground and they owe you

 

[Meggey]

I pulled a 13 year old tonight, sucked her muff and the lot

 

[crispy]

Well if we average it out with Toth's all will be good