I need a gun!

[Deadmanwalking]

Yeah size means nought

its what they do to u when they bite

 

[Testin da Cable]

ok yuck, something to cheer you up then good luck with trying to find that spider heh.

WARNING: !!!DO NOT CLICK THAT DAMN SMILEY AT WORK FFS!!!

 

[~YuckFou~]

I just googled spider bites coincidentally, I will not be posting the images, uke:

 

[Deadmanwalking]

hehehe the worst ones dont do anything visable they just die

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
ok yuck, something to cheer you up then good luck with trying to find that spider heh.

WARNING: !!!DO NOT CLICK THAT DAMN SMILEY AT WORK FFS!!!

I'm on my lappy atm, so will check it later when on desktop. I did notice the url though

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Eh?

 

[Testin da Cable]

don't let your collegues see it. they'll tear you apart trying to get at your desktop. well, they did that to me at least, but most of mine are aging geeks really so that may be excused

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking.
Eh?

I work from home, I have a lappy (work supplied) and a desktop (mine).
I'm connected to the office via VPN so I have to be careful while on the VPN what I look at. Once I disconnect in a couple of hours, I'll be on my desktop, see, simple.

 

[Testin da Cable]

email it to mrs yuck

 

[Deadmanwalking]

What are u talking about?

 

[Deadmanwalking]

AHAHAHAHA .... U bored bored man TDC

 

[LTF]

Originally posted by pcg79
Substitute Heavy book with slipper, and Spider with moth

what a fucking mess on carpet

but those things really shit me :/

I fucking hate moths

One night when i was in bed, one came in the window, flew into my face a couple of times, thought 'right you cunt', got out of bed, rolled up that months mens health mag, turned the light on and started chasing after it...


... this went on for about five minutes, still hadn't got the bastard thing, when it flew straight for me, i went to duck forwards really quickly and smashed my nose on the tv. It literally exploded with blood everywhere.



My gf sat up in bed pissing herself laughing before taking me to a&e... i'd broken my nose...





... and i never did get the moth

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking.
AHAHAHAHA .... U bored bored man TDC

I'm at work


and d0nk3h...that story had me wincing :uhoh:

 

[Deadmanwalking]

donk3h .. a few words for ya...

Fear the moth..

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
email it to mrs yuck

Mrs Yuck and email should not appear in the same sentence. She keeps saying "you should teach me how to use a PC", I say "whenever you are ready", never happens.
She almost got into it when she realised that Vogue and some other mags had websites, close but no cigar.
Besides she doesn't have an office job, so no PC's at work for her.

 

[Testin da Cable]

perhaps that's for the best

I once sent a picture of a sextoy to a lady friend of mine. the reaction I got was "nothing happens when I click it". that put me in the mood to take her out to dinner, but then nearly everything does that

 

[~YuckFou~]

Also she might want to browse www.myhairstyles.com when I need to be playing CS.


edit/

lol, it actually exists!

edit again/
it had software popups, norty, so edited.

 

[Testin da Cable]

brr that's nasty. still you could set up a traffic throttle that reduces http to 0.1kb/s if there's CS traffic on the wire

 

[~YuckFou~]

Her IT apathy is the best solution.

 

[Testin da Cable]

as you say most of my ladies are all clued in to the diverse IM clients and stuff. they're usually bitching at me for disabling that stuff/uninstalling that stuff/having the firewalls on my network block the ports,protocols et al. sometimes I pine for the days that they feared computers

 

[Will]

You make it sound like you have a harem of women all with networked PCs.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I wish

I do have the odd female come over every now and then. They usually find some excuse to get on the internet for some reason.

"Ooh! can I just quickly check my email??"
*4 hours later*
"k I'm done, thanks!"

 

[mank!]

It's the phat pipe teedee

 

[Testin da Cable]

they crave it even more than I do :uhoh:

 

[wolfeeh]

damn, i thought this thread was actually about guns :|

spiders are the enemy of mankind... and if cats eat or even stalk spiders i'm getting one... my dog does neither

 

[caLLous]

I feel your pain Yuck, Devon's a fucking big County! There's a certain size where a spider goes from 'easily removable from the foodchain' to 'omg it's gonna fucking kill me!' This sounds like one of those, and I dun like them at all.

 

[kameleon]

Kneel on the floor with Arachno-nuke, undo your zip and when the spider realises your fly is undone it will race straight for you.

Timing is critical though as you dont want a spider bite on the nads.

Alternatively get Mrs. Yuck to get it when she comes home.

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I wish

I do have the odd female come over every now and then. They usually find some excuse to get on the internet for some reason.

"Ooh! can I just quickly check my email??"
*4 hours later*
"k I'm done, thanks!"

I get that.

normally its my sister with "can i use the computer for 5 minutes".

I trundle off to do something else, return an hour or so later and its "just finished, be off in 5 minutes".

 

[Damini]

Spiders I'm fine with for the most part. We used to have some in our old house that were so big they wigged me out though - I've got a photo of one next to a cig packet of 20, and its looking like it could use it as a shoe. I had a mate come down to stay, and I heard him shouting for help from the upstairs toilet - found him cowering in the corner because five of the blighters were crawling around the sink.

Wasps though? Thats a whole different ball game. Spiders you can feed them things, and they'll be your friend and make a pretty web and you get to watch them get fat, but wasps are just malevolence.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I hate wasps. Wasps are bad news