Rant I miss parmos :(

[Dukat]

 

[Vladamir]

I'd say ask Tris to get you one but he's turned into a gayboy recently.

 

[tris-]

there was a parmo cook off recently. there is a place just near that club we went in that came 2nd

 

[Dukat]

there was a parmo cook off recently. there is a place just near that club we went in that came 2nd

Not first?!?!?! I cant believe there can be anything better than the one I had last time!!

I will have to go on a crazy parmo-eating road trip next time I'm up!

 

[tris-]

while that one was good, in the grandscheme of parmos its probably somewhere in the middle.

 

[fettoken]

In Sweden, there is no such thing as parmo >: Looks damn good tho.

 

[Lamp]

Looks revolting:

Spoiler

 

[fettoken]

It looks like cheesy goodness!!!! No srsly, it looks delicious.

 

[Amanita]

I have to agree with Lamp, it looks 'orrible.

 

[Tasslehoff]

I'd like to try one.

 

[tris-]

Looks revolting:

Spoiler

so you take one image of a parmo and say "the parmo is revolting?"

thats not exactly a good specimen.

sadly ive never found a good one on the net.

 

[Lamp]

Have seen other pics of parmo on the net. They ALL look repulsive. Its looks like a total mess. Most of them remind me of a road-kill squirrel covered in dog vomit. Still, if you like eating that shit, thats up to you.

 

[Dukat]

Parmo's dont look like the best thing in the world when you're sober, but that matters not a jot when you're hammered and looking for something decent to eat!

Its not about the looks, its about the taste. You'll struggle to point to a picture and be able to tell what something tastes like. And as Tris said, all of the pictures on the 'net look much worse than they do in RL!

I really liked mine and now I want another one do you reckon you could shove one in a jiffy bag and post it down tris?

I'm hoping that earlyish next year I'll be at Catterick doing my basic training, which is just down the road from the 'boro, so I'll be able to get more of a steady parmo-rich diet

 

[tris-]

lamp, all the pictures on the net are bad examples.

i could take you to at least two classy restraunts here that sell gourmet parmesan. they look exactly the opposite of what you can see on the net. the most expensive one ive found is £15.

we may have to invent a freeze dried parmo, or some kind of cryogenic parmo preserving method so we can spread them around.

 

[Dudley52]

Found this vid - How they make Parmos
YouTube - a parmo adventure
I had no clue what they were until i saw it mentioned on FH. They're so weird! Whats that white spunk stuff he spreads onto it at around 0.55?
I wanna try one though to see what the fuss is about.

 

[TdC]

looks YUMMEH! what is that? 2000 calories right there? o0

 

[Dukat]

Whats that white spunk stuff he spreads onto it at around 0.55?

Cheese!!!!

 

[tris-]

its bachemal sauce wor how ever you spell it.
the same sauce you put in lasagne.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You'll struggle to point to a picture and be able to tell what something tastes like.

Not if you point at...

CHEESECAKE!!!

 

[Mey]

Looks good to me!

 

[Mey]

its bachemal sauce wor how ever you spell it.
the same sauce you put in lasagne.

bechamel sauce, or classic white sauce.

 

[Dukat]

"Hi
...
yea, I'd like to order three parmos
...
no thats right all to myself
...
yes, I'm fat, now do you deliver?
...
oh good, ok, well I'm in norfolk
....
what do you mean too far?
...
YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU DENY ME MY PARMOS !! IM GOING TO.. hello? oh ffs "

 

[Uara]

"Hi
...
yea, I'd like to order three parmos
...
no thats right all to myself
...
yes, I'm fat, now do you deliver?
...
oh good, ok, well I'm in norfolk
....
what do you mean too far?
...
YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU DENY ME MY PARMOS !! IM GOING TO.. hello? oh ffs "

Actual conversation

 

[fettoken]

"Hi
...
yea, I'd like to order three parmos
...
no thats right all to myself
...
yes, I'm fat, now do you deliver?
...
oh good, ok, well I'm in norfolk
....
what do you mean too far?
...
YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU DENY ME MY PARMOS !! IM GOING TO.. hello? oh ffs "

Dont crai, we can has parmos sum dai.

 

[tris-]

on a side note i noticed a van earlier and on the side it said

"parmo german shephards"