I just scratched my balls

pikeh

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was it a long, dirty scratch which you didnt care who saw, or a small covert "scratchette" , one that would be better suited to the company of say, the queen.
 

cHodAX

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I just licked my balls, that is how much having your two lowest ribs removed helps your sex life!
 

cHodAX

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i thought you went further than that so you could lick your rim? :)

No no, I save that job for Doc :)


Nowt wrong with giving yourself a nosh though, just make sure you pull out early or you could choke on your own man-muck!
 

leviathane

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your so wise old papa cho, where would we all be w/o you :m00: hehe.
 

Nate

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That would look pretty bad in the coroners report ;)
 

old.Tohtori

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And when Vlad tells that his writing skills and experience come from a gaming forum, they'll tell him he's overqualified :D
 

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Do female dogs lick their vaginas ?
 

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