I just had a wank

[Bahumat]

Over two dead foxes. Was so difficult to stay hard what with all the entrails.

Onto other news, I'm off to Australia in an hour so will miss all the banter on here! Enjoy your weekends! And no catching me in the fantasy football!

 

[Aph3x]

Vent feels lonley without you! Have fun in Oz and dont get eaten by any of the following. Sharks, Crocodiles or Koalas!

 

[Lamp]

Two? Pfff. Amateur.

Have a great time in Aus

 

[Wij]

Pix ?

 

[Bahumat]

Or it didn't happen?

 

[TdC]

tsss Ez wanks over dead things all the time! also, have a good trip buddy!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oaight mate, have a bloody fun taim now. Dun forget to take a pic or two of the sheilas, i hear they are quite whammy down undah.

 

[Bahumat]

Just in Kuala Lumpur at the moment, few hours before take off! Ears are fucked from landing so dreading take off will try and take some pictures!

 

[megadave]

suck on a mint or something to sort your ears

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah had some boiled sweets but did not help. Might be because of my cold

 

[TdC]

chewing gum, or look at what the steward/esses are doing with their jaws (ooh err matron) and emulate them (that's what she/yer ma/sister/etc said!). good luck. I messed up my right ear on a domestic flight in New Zealand. Not fun.

 

[Aoami]

i dont want to see pictures of your ears bahu

 

[Mabs]

glad you got your wank in before you left .
once you get there you will need both hands to hold on so you dont fall off the bottom of the globe

also, i really dont envy you the flying, used to go back and forth to hong kong twice a year, 13 hours door to door, feel like youve been run over after, between the shitty leg room on planes (im 6ft 3), and the time zone change, blargh

 

[fettoken]

I had a wank

And you liked it?


Have a good good time over there. Watch out for the spiiiiiders and take some pictures to bring back mate. :wub:

 

[Bahumat]

The second flight was fine in terms of my ears lol. Had a two hour sleep around 4pm, its 9:30pm so should have a great nights sleep soon!

Got no sleep on the second flight. Was sat next to shorter people who happily slept grr!

So far I have taken a picture of a nice biscuit. Will take some more normal photos Haha!

 

[TdC]

So far I have taken a picture of a nice biscuit.

that's code right, for something cool? what the kids on the streets are saying? god, I feel so disconnected!!!

 

[Ch3tan]

Nope, just a soggy biscuit teeds, surely you associate with enough sailors to know about them.

 

[TdC]

Bahu's a sailor boy?

 

[Laddey]

Have a good time mate

 

[Bahumat]

OMG they do parmo's! I had one and it was awesome mmm! They have these biscuits which are oreo one side, normal the other side with chocolate in the middle. Its like a biscuit of dreams lol.

does anyone know any cool places to visit in Melbourne?

 

[Nate]

Oh you're in Melbourne

Great Ocean Road 1/3 Day Tour(3 Day includes Grampians)
Grampians 1 Day Tour
The Old Jaol(Ned Kelly place)
Neighbours Night, in St. Kilda. I didn't go but everyone that did kept telling me it was good. You can win prizes like tours and stuff.
Eureka Tower, it's a bit expensive for what it is really.
Lego Statues at one of the museums in Federation Square.
There's a free tram which takes you on a narrated tour of Melbourne.
Go down the alleyways, they often lead to well hidden bars.
Look from Fed Square bridge down the river, there is a bar on one of the struts of the next bridge.
Tasmania, similar to NZ in landscape. Better to fly then go by ferry as it's overnight iirc.

 

[TdC]

Bahu: eat every flavour of Shapes you can get your hands on! Completely addictive

Also: Tazzie (Tasmanian) beers are yummy (at least I thought so) hehe.

I never got the chance to go round the bottom of Oz (I went up and down the sides so to speak), but I am certainly lusting to so a Perth to Sidney trip. Seems awesome

Have a great time mate!

 

[Rubric]

OMG they do parmo's! I had one and it was awesome mmm! They have these biscuits which are oreo one side, normal the other side with chocolate in the middle. Its like a biscuit of dreams lol.

does anyone know any cool places to visit in Melbourne?

Thay reminds me, is sharma still about?