I just Hacked FH! look what i found out.
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Blackjack:- Love child of Ron Jeremy and Barbara Streisand, blackjack was born into a messy life full of bad films and dirty films, quick to realise this he said goodbye to Ron and Barbara and joined the Nascar racing circuit at the ripe old age of 3!
After 2 messy races with Hank "the wank" Shawshank he realised who his equal opposite was, equally skilled in driving but a disgrace to humanity he vowed to beat Hank at the sport he loved.
In 2004 Hank was participating in "The Porridge Gun Nascar Championship", he'd been undefeated in 5 years but Blackjack new this was his year, after a scrappy race with lots of pit stop "100 to be precise" Blackjack came out on top, after winning the award he announced his retirement. Blackjack can now be found in supermarkets screaming "YES DALE" at passers by.
Thorwyn[B&Q]:- Every year we hear about those little bastard 4 year olds with their super brains.....Thorwyn Smythe Edburt 3rd is no different. An IQ of 180 Thorwyn has been solving mathematical problems most of us cannot understand, at the age of 8 he entered politics, its unsure if he will be far right wing or left, either way we will have chocolate milkshake fountains every 150 metres and cars will be replaced by genetically modified pidgeon's.
Thorwyn has promised the government in 8 more years he will run for PM, people are currently terrified by his outlandish tactics and have placed several assasination attempts on him, the most famous was the 2005 Les Harvey Nicholls Izwold attempt, over 50 bullets were fired but these were deflected by Thorwyn's incredibly large brain. Its belived he has gone into hiding untill his 18th birthday.
Haarewin:- Born and raised in Weapon X Mutant Facility, its believed his powers include long distance running and the ability to fart on demand.
Haarewin also found peanu butter modifies his powers 10 fold! after eating four 500gram tubs of peanut butter he stink bombed Fort Knox and ran off with the gold.
Several robberies later he had many hero's trying to locate him, Jupitus tried to swing the ban stick at him but the stench made him seriously ill, Superman even tried but he simply could not catch him, they both ran at the same speed and superman got bored after 1 year of perma sprint!
Although he seemed the perfect criminal it took 1 man to stop him, Bill Murray.....just before Haarewin's next bank job he craved Peanut Butter for his power's, Bill had cleverly replaced the buttery goodness with Marmite! upon consumption Haarewin lost all his powers! he now faces a life sentence in the "Derek Zoolander school for kids who cant do stuff good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too"
After 2 messy races with Hank "the wank" Shawshank he realised who his equal opposite was, equally skilled in driving but a disgrace to humanity he vowed to beat Hank at the sport he loved.
In 2004 Hank was participating in "The Porridge Gun Nascar Championship", he'd been undefeated in 5 years but Blackjack new this was his year, after a scrappy race with lots of pit stop "100 to be precise" Blackjack came out on top, after winning the award he announced his retirement. Blackjack can now be found in supermarkets screaming "YES DALE" at passers by.
Thorwyn[B&Q]:- Every year we hear about those little bastard 4 year olds with their super brains.....Thorwyn Smythe Edburt 3rd is no different. An IQ of 180 Thorwyn has been solving mathematical problems most of us cannot understand, at the age of 8 he entered politics, its unsure if he will be far right wing or left, either way we will have chocolate milkshake fountains every 150 metres and cars will be replaced by genetically modified pidgeon's.
Thorwyn has promised the government in 8 more years he will run for PM, people are currently terrified by his outlandish tactics and have placed several assasination attempts on him, the most famous was the 2005 Les Harvey Nicholls Izwold attempt, over 50 bullets were fired but these were deflected by Thorwyn's incredibly large brain. Its belived he has gone into hiding untill his 18th birthday.
Haarewin:- Born and raised in Weapon X Mutant Facility, its believed his powers include long distance running and the ability to fart on demand.
Haarewin also found peanu butter modifies his powers 10 fold! after eating four 500gram tubs of peanut butter he stink bombed Fort Knox and ran off with the gold.
Several robberies later he had many hero's trying to locate him, Jupitus tried to swing the ban stick at him but the stench made him seriously ill, Superman even tried but he simply could not catch him, they both ran at the same speed and superman got bored after 1 year of perma sprint!
Although he seemed the perfect criminal it took 1 man to stop him, Bill Murray.....just before Haarewin's next bank job he craved Peanut Butter for his power's, Bill had cleverly replaced the buttery goodness with Marmite! upon consumption Haarewin lost all his powers! he now faces a life sentence in the "Derek Zoolander school for kids who cant do stuff good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too"
