I just Hacked FH! look what i found out.

Bahumat

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Ok i hacked my way through some bushes and tall grass all the way to my back door, i opened it and sat at my pc. I then pretended to be a vietnamese girl and cybored my way into Jupitus's heart via the following

VietBabe29 "Hi"
Jupitus Dark Wolf Lone Night Stalker Slayer 2777 "Hey"
vb "Whats FH database information"
Jupitus Dark Wolf Lone Night Stalker Slayer 2777 "i love it when you talk dirty, its <oh come on you have to ask him yourself for that!>"

ok so from here i got all your ip's, phoned up your ISP's and said i was Gary G. Litter investigating child porn on your pc's and they were happy to give me all the info i needed. This is what i found.

Gamah:- Lives in a remote part of Kiwi, he works on a porn set, mainly cleaning up :) also suffered a gamma radiation blast (see what i did with the word there) and can sprout veil steaks from anywhere on his body.

Deebs:- Deebs is actually AI, i found this out as his porn folder is full of pink pc components :)

GOA GM's:- all of these are the same person, whats worse is these people are really Mythic Spies trying to find out how bad GOA are...due to being infected with the "lie virus" they now have the inability to tell the truth, Mythic cant find any useful information so have fired these individuals...upon firing these people FH suffered a database error and had to re-instate them.

EzteqEzteq used to date Gamah but due to his disgusting genetic powers (see above) she could not live with him, however she also got hit in the gamma blast and suffered the same effects as Johnny Flame from Fantastic 4, Her only downside is she cannot use her powers correctly. After years of training she has turned her hair into fire and people think she is a red head....upon closer inspection your face melts through the heat.

Born and raised in a swimming pool outside of Greece she realised her calling....Tiler and Gritter. This dream was taken away from her by her pet...the evil Teh Seel, aka dream snatcher

teh Seel:- Man...well, seel of many talents, raised by Ezteq he later turned on her to steal her dreams, Ezteq could never forgive him and he jumped out that pool into the sea, he found Hasselhoff whilst he was making that "hooked on a feeling" music video and currently lives on an ice float.
It is unknown how he can use a pc and also where he gets power for this...The local ice men all say that he flaps his tail into penguins thus causing kinetic energy which he can control to power the Machine.
No one knows why he steals dreams but most people think its because he simply...can.

Jupitus:- fat essex comedian born and raised in Russia, he was shot in the arm by the evil "potatoe dragon" whislt picking his nose, his arm was severed from the blow and replaced by a wooden rod, later known as the "Ban Stick". He helps run the forum but is secretly tweaking his wooden arm to eventually ban Deebs and take control.

Tilda:- Turned up for work one day to get smacked in the face by a wooden object, after 2 hours unconcious he awoke to see Jupitus naked, after long threats+songs he persuades Tilda to become his partner in crime. Tilda tried to copy Jupitus and get a ban stick but he bought it from Ron Weasley...(ginger one from harry potter), the stick was bugged and he randomly bans people without realising it!
Together they form "Team Insta Ownage"

Tisme:- When the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima it caused Tisme to be born, history is vague but all we know is the cataclismic blast caused her tongue to go blue. years and years of eating tomatoe ketchup+butter (advised to by Teh Seel) has ever so slightly reduced the colouring but has the side effect she cannot put her tongue back in her mouth.....thats not an avatar she has, its a webcam with live footage :)

ok thats it for now, may do some later :)
 

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Continued...

Vladamir:- Teenage hearthrob Valdamir was well known in his day for his outstanding music career, on a crazy whim he thought he would do his number 1 song "Im all dancy and sweaty" in a Barney costume. After an outstanding performance he soon realised all that sweat caused the costume to become intergrated into his body. After dating many top models such as Naomi Campbell, Helena Christianson and Pat Butcher he soon realised they only wanted him for his dance tips, bitter and confused he swore to himself he would "Dance my fucking ass outta this costume". Like Tisme its a webcam for his fans to see him dancing, not an avatar.

Flimgoblin:- love child of the Hob Goblin and Flash Gordon (hence the name) Flim also moderates the FH forum, after selling his soul to satan for 5 emo tears he realised the error of his ways, he now scouts ebay every day in hope of finding his soul. Some people think he actually sold it to Thadius and after wiping his nose with it threw it in a dustbin.

Flim has seen what happend to Tilda's ban stick and is currently making a cure, its called Bionic Anamatronic Human Using Mechanical Automated TeslaCoil buts its highly volatile and emotionally unstable

Old.Windforce:- Dutch Ambassador aka MVV spends most nights beating up famous people, such targets have been 'Bill Gates', 'Gary Oldman', 'Halle Berry'. This has made him a very famous person but this has also angered his arch enemy....'David Hasselhoff' - Hoff has become the number 1 celebrity in each countryt EXCEPT holland, he has vowed to assasinate MVV but on several attemps has failed.

Using his Sexual Charm mvv seduced Chuck Norris and now has him as his personal bodyguard, This is the sole reason Hoff fails to kill mvv.

Enkor:- Finlands mutant aka Skold has become the most complete Skald in history. Skold has become so uber he can shout at his pc thus causing his playable Skald to Shout the spells at his enemy.

Enkor's strange powers come from his childhood, in 1986 there was a chemical test being completed in his home town of Varktakhaktarkten!!!!oneoneone!1111 everyone was killed except Enkor, the reason was from a small meteor that fell from the sky, the heat it produced burned up the chemical mess and in turn gave him immunity.

Unsure of what immunity means he thinks he can insult anyone and say "i have diplomatic immunity" from watching Die Hard, no one bothers to explain as its like telling a man he needs to lift the seat before he pee's.

After winning the camelot solo to rr10 race he is lost and without direction, often drifting into car parks requesting duel's but failing to show up. Last spotted in Tesco's Basildon 24hour car park.
 

Vladamir

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Pat Butcher?! :eek:

Well, suppose i could do worse /looks at Ez.

:wub:
 

old.Tohtori

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Lies! All lies! :eek:

I was BEFORE Eq, but she trapped me so naturally i avenge myself as i make my dearing escape of the "pool".
 

Jupitus

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Bahumat said:
Jupitus:- fat essex comedian born and raised in Russia, he was shot in the arm by the evil "potatoe dragon" whislt picking his nose, his arm was severed from the blow and replaced by a wooden rod, later known as the "Ban Stick". He helps run the forum but is secretly tweaking his wooden arm to eventually ban Deebs and take control.

Hehe :D
 

Bahumat

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Jupitus said:

haha i just looked at your avatar and noticed you appear to be holding a table tennis bat.....or, is it your wooden arm's muti purpose slot being used?

bit like that guy with the claw in bruce lee film
 

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leviathane said:
hah someone has to much spare time xD

Our dog goes buts when it see's a Kung Fu fighting Hamster :) it go's for the hamsters head and gets hit on the nose and runs away squeeking.
 

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Bahumat said:
Unsure of what immunity means he thinks he can insult anyone and say "i have diplomatic immunity" from watching Die Hard,

surely lethal weapon :eek6:
 

Bahumat

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i cant edit it cause someone made a 10 minute edit rule :(
 

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Bahumat said:
i cant edit it cause someone made a 10 minute edit rule :(

get the thread deleted and re-type the whole thing again.

you cant confuse lethal weapon and diehard and think everything can go on fine and dandy.
 

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Bahumat said:
GOA GM's:- all of these are the same person, whats worse is these people are really Mythic Spies trying to find out how bad GOA are...due to being infected with the "lie virus" they now have the inability to tell the truth, Mythic cant find any useful information so have fired these individuals...upon firing these people FH suffered a database error and had to re-instate them.

Hahah :D
 

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Yey I am back from my BAN !! :D

woo I was first on bah's mind <3

funny stuff ;) and FYI I like the cleaning up!
 

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