Bahumat
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Ok i hacked my way through some bushes and tall grass all the way to my back door, i opened it and sat at my pc. I then pretended to be a vietnamese girl and cybored my way into Jupitus's heart via the following
VietBabe29 "Hi"
Jupitus Dark Wolf Lone Night Stalker Slayer 2777 "Hey"
vb "Whats FH database information"
Jupitus Dark Wolf Lone Night Stalker Slayer 2777 "i love it when you talk dirty, its <oh come on you have to ask him yourself for that!>"
ok so from here i got all your ip's, phoned up your ISP's and said i was Gary G. Litter investigating child porn on your pc's and they were happy to give me all the info i needed. This is what i found.
Gamah:- Lives in a remote part of Kiwi, he works on a porn set, mainly cleaning up
also suffered a gamma radiation blast (see what i did with the word there) and can sprout veil steaks from anywhere on his body.
Deebs:- Deebs is actually AI, i found this out as his porn folder is full of pink pc components
GOA GM's:- all of these are the same person, whats worse is these people are really Mythic Spies trying to find out how bad GOA are...due to being infected with the "lie virus" they now have the inability to tell the truth, Mythic cant find any useful information so have fired these individuals...upon firing these people FH suffered a database error and had to re-instate them.
EzteqEzteq used to date Gamah but due to his disgusting genetic powers (see above) she could not live with him, however she also got hit in the gamma blast and suffered the same effects as Johnny Flame from Fantastic 4, Her only downside is she cannot use her powers correctly. After years of training she has turned her hair into fire and people think she is a red head....upon closer inspection your face melts through the heat.
Born and raised in a swimming pool outside of Greece she realised her calling....Tiler and Gritter. This dream was taken away from her by her pet...the evil Teh Seel, aka dream snatcher
teh Seel:- Man...well, seel of many talents, raised by Ezteq he later turned on her to steal her dreams, Ezteq could never forgive him and he jumped out that pool into the sea, he found Hasselhoff whilst he was making that "hooked on a feeling" music video and currently lives on an ice float.
It is unknown how he can use a pc and also where he gets power for this...The local ice men all say that he flaps his tail into penguins thus causing kinetic energy which he can control to power the Machine.
No one knows why he steals dreams but most people think its because he simply...can.
Jupitus:- fat essex comedian born and raised in Russia, he was shot in the arm by the evil "potatoe dragon" whislt picking his nose, his arm was severed from the blow and replaced by a wooden rod, later known as the "Ban Stick". He helps run the forum but is secretly tweaking his wooden arm to eventually ban Deebs and take control.
Tilda:- Turned up for work one day to get smacked in the face by a wooden object, after 2 hours unconcious he awoke to see Jupitus naked, after long threats+songs he persuades Tilda to become his partner in crime. Tilda tried to copy Jupitus and get a ban stick but he bought it from Ron Weasley...(ginger one from harry potter), the stick was bugged and he randomly bans people without realising it!
Together they form "Team Insta Ownage"
Tisme:- When the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima it caused Tisme to be born, history is vague but all we know is the cataclismic blast caused her tongue to go blue. years and years of eating tomatoe ketchup+butter (advised to by Teh Seel) has ever so slightly reduced the colouring but has the side effect she cannot put her tongue back in her mouth.....thats not an avatar she has, its a webcam with live footage
ok thats it for now, may do some later
VietBabe29 "Hi"
Jupitus Dark Wolf Lone Night Stalker Slayer 2777 "Hey"
vb "Whats FH database information"
Jupitus Dark Wolf Lone Night Stalker Slayer 2777 "i love it when you talk dirty, its <oh come on you have to ask him yourself for that!>"
ok so from here i got all your ip's, phoned up your ISP's and said i was Gary G. Litter investigating child porn on your pc's and they were happy to give me all the info i needed. This is what i found.
Gamah:- Lives in a remote part of Kiwi, he works on a porn set, mainly cleaning up
also suffered a gamma radiation blast (see what i did with the word there) and can sprout veil steaks from anywhere on his body.Deebs:- Deebs is actually AI, i found this out as his porn folder is full of pink pc components
GOA GM's:- all of these are the same person, whats worse is these people are really Mythic Spies trying to find out how bad GOA are...due to being infected with the "lie virus" they now have the inability to tell the truth, Mythic cant find any useful information so have fired these individuals...upon firing these people FH suffered a database error and had to re-instate them.
EzteqEzteq used to date Gamah but due to his disgusting genetic powers (see above) she could not live with him, however she also got hit in the gamma blast and suffered the same effects as Johnny Flame from Fantastic 4, Her only downside is she cannot use her powers correctly. After years of training she has turned her hair into fire and people think she is a red head....upon closer inspection your face melts through the heat.
Born and raised in a swimming pool outside of Greece she realised her calling....Tiler and Gritter. This dream was taken away from her by her pet...the evil Teh Seel, aka dream snatcher
teh Seel:- Man...well, seel of many talents, raised by Ezteq he later turned on her to steal her dreams, Ezteq could never forgive him and he jumped out that pool into the sea, he found Hasselhoff whilst he was making that "hooked on a feeling" music video and currently lives on an ice float.
It is unknown how he can use a pc and also where he gets power for this...The local ice men all say that he flaps his tail into penguins thus causing kinetic energy which he can control to power the Machine.
No one knows why he steals dreams but most people think its because he simply...can.
Jupitus:- fat essex comedian born and raised in Russia, he was shot in the arm by the evil "potatoe dragon" whislt picking his nose, his arm was severed from the blow and replaced by a wooden rod, later known as the "Ban Stick". He helps run the forum but is secretly tweaking his wooden arm to eventually ban Deebs and take control.
Tilda:- Turned up for work one day to get smacked in the face by a wooden object, after 2 hours unconcious he awoke to see Jupitus naked, after long threats+songs he persuades Tilda to become his partner in crime. Tilda tried to copy Jupitus and get a ban stick but he bought it from Ron Weasley...(ginger one from harry potter), the stick was bugged and he randomly bans people without realising it!
Together they form "Team Insta Ownage"
Tisme:- When the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima it caused Tisme to be born, history is vague but all we know is the cataclismic blast caused her tongue to go blue. years and years of eating tomatoe ketchup+butter (advised to by Teh Seel) has ever so slightly reduced the colouring but has the side effect she cannot put her tongue back in her mouth.....thats not an avatar she has, its a webcam with live footage
ok thats it for now, may do some later
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