i just got off the phone with the FBI!

[Ezteq]

haha how cool is that!

though first time i called the bloke tried to patch me through to Quantico and accedentaly cut me off... oh yeah i sure sleep better at night now, Mmm Hmm

"yes mam we do carry guns, and cell phones.... no mam we can't use the cell phones"

 

[old.Tohtori]

What did you do?

Come on. Spill it.

 

[cHodAX]

It involves industrial sized canisters of lube, I can say no more.

 

[Gamah]

Speaking of those industral sized cans, when are they going to arrive, i'm sore from vlad already :<

 

[Ezteq]

well i cant say too much but tbh if i were you guys i'd run, and change your names too Oo

 

[Gamah]

I liked Vanna Humpalot :<

 

[Chronictank]

well i cant say too much but tbh if i were you guys i'd run, and change your names too Oo

i always did tell you your jubblies were a matter of national security

 

[leviathane]

yes soz, but we Female Breast Investigators just needed to know if all was well with the jubblies.

 

[cHodAX]

well i cant say too much but tbh if i were you guys i'd run, and change your names too Oo

The feds have been after me for years, if they ever catch up with me for smuggling that goat porn into the country I will end up doing 8 to 10 in the state pen.

 

[leviathane]

the goat porns the least of your worries chod xD

 

[old.Tohtori]

The feds have been after me for years, if they ever catch up with me for smuggling that goat porn into the country I will end up doing 8 to 10 in the state pen.

That's 8 to 10 years with the state pen IN.

 

[cHodAX]

That's 8 to 10 years with the state pen IN.

Fuck me, that would make the eyes water!