I have to pee...

[Overdriven]

Discuss.

 

[Congax]

Uhm

This is Sparta!

 

[CorNokZ]

Discuss.

Looking at your sig, you are increadibly bored?

 

[Overdriven]

Been my sig for like a weke.

 

[Mey]

To piss or not to piss that is the question?

In order to discuss something you first must state a position then place yourself on one side of that. So do you want to piss or do you not want to piss?

 

[Congax]

To piss or not to piss that is the question?

In order to discuss something you first must state a position then place yourself on one side of that. So do you want to piss or do you not want to piss?

He says he has to pee, so I'd guess that he wants to pee aswell then? Unless ofcourse, you're in the middle of a meeting/drive/something else and no public toilet is available. God, I hate those dreadful moments.

I can advice you to reach into your pants to take a firm grip on your penis, atleast the 'pee' feeling disappears a bit! (on the downside; you have to walk around with your hand in your pants.)

 

[Mey]

Ah, but he doesn't state whether he wants to pee or not, simply "I have to pee" so one cannot discuss something untill such a time where we can gauge the thought behind whether he want's to or not.

It is illogical to post a "dicuss" topic without first giving a stand point in which to discuss against.

 

[Overdriven]

I inteded to actually pee, with nothing other than a door and walls stopping me. But that involved getting up.

 

[Congax]

I inteded to actually pee, with nothing other than a door and walls stopping me. But that involved getting up.

So did the door and wall stop you, or was it the getting up that held you back?

 

[Overdriven]

I managed to wait till all the doors were open, then I actually got up. Now I regret it... It just wasn't worth getting up.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ah but you people are missing the point here within..ergo..su...anyway!

Does he need to pee?

You've discussed the possibility to pee, or there lack of, the desire to pee, but in no way has he stated that he has the biological need to pee.

So we must ask, is this simply a perversion of sorts to tinkle, or is there an actual requirement for such action at this time there of...is.

 

[Lamp]

If you hold in your wee beyond the point of physical pain, do you start to glow ?

 

[Chronictank]

If you hold in your wee beyond the point of physical pain, do you start to glow ?

I propose we do an experiment
OD you have to sit there for a few weeks and give us a hourly report

 

[Lamp]

Oh, and one other thing that needs to be researched. What happens if you drink your own urine for a week (instead of tea, coffee, water, etc) ? Would you die, or turn into a Wee Zombie ?

 

[Overdriven]

I propose we do an experiment
OD you have to sit there for a few weeks and give us a hourly report

A big part of me is saying to try this... But I don't think with my weekly routines, I could do that!

 

[kirennia]

A big part of me is saying to try this... But I don't think with my weekly routines, I could do that!

Something inside you would end up going *pop*...

 

[Congax]

Something inside you would end up going *pop*...

His underwear.

 

[Ezteq]

i really really hate it when im desperate for a pee but in bed all warm and comfy, so i get up brave the elements go pee and its like *drip drip...* and thats it! and then i get back to bed im so cold from having to get out to go pee in the first place i then need a secondary pee!


its torture tbh

 

[Lamp]

If you wet the bed, you get the best of both worlds. Relief and lots of liquid warmth (for a bit, anyway)

 

[Nate]

You could probably sell that too Lamp and claim your a water bed salesman ;o I guess it isn't technically water though..liquid bed salesman?

 

[MaCaBr3]

Sometimes when I pee, the area betwen my balls an my anus contract and it hurts like shit

 

[Ezteq]

Oo

two guys sat on a couch getting waisted and theyre arguing about what that area's called, so they yell to the guys wife "hay honey whats that thing called between the scrotum and the ass hole?" she calls back "the coffee table"

 

[Lamp]

Sometimes when I pee, the area betwen my balls an my anus contract and it hurts like shit

Glad you kept that one to yourself

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sometimes when I pee, the area betwen my balls an my anus contract and it hurts like shit

Not when pee'ing, but sometimes if you have a really good sneeze, things go all wonky there too

though at the moment i'm afraid to sneeze 'cause i might soil my pants with white goo.

 

[gohan]

you thinking about vlad?

 

[Huntingtons]

since we're on disgusting subjects i recently shat my pants while doing the dishes... well, it wasnt shit, it was brown water running down my legs but it wasnt pleasurable

swords! is it possible to sweat out all urine?

 

[Gamah]

Well I have a stomach bug (no work though weee) But every 20 min I have to go and paint the toilet brown. :| and when I farted yesterday a little bit of liquid shit came out and I had to tense my cheeks so it didn't go on my pants and make it to the toilet doing a john wayne impression.

 

[Bahumat]

Well I have a stomach bug (no work though weee) But every 20 min I have to go and paint the toilet brown. :| and when I farted yesterday a little bit of liquid shit came out and I had to tense my cheeks so it didn't go on my pants and make it to the toilet doing a john wayne impression.

Remembers John Wayne (not 100% if it was him) saying "not untill you eat the peanuts outta my Shi-eet"

 

[Ezteq]

where... i mean where else on the planet would anyone ever tell people this stuff?

 

[Lamp]

Is there anyone not medically certified as insane in off topic ?

stupid question