I have discovered...

[Roalith]

That mixing amethyst slash and slam up when you're solo vs a shadowblade 5 levels higher than you is a very bad idea.

 

[old.Hendrick]

Try equipping the shortbow and repeatedly aiming at trolls poking you with their swords

 

[old.Tyraette]

nah, trying killing them to death by shouting the first line of a macro'd limerick repeatedly

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
killing them to death

Is there any other way Sheaffre?

 

[<Wels>]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
killing them to death

 

[Levin the Blue]

Originally posted by Jupitus


Is there any other way Sheaffre?

(Mis)spelling them to death? <wiggles fingers>

 

[old.Tyraette]

ok I admit it, you got me that time


I'm embarrassed about that one



glad I could entertain you all.

 

[old.Tyraette]

argh! more mispells!


pfft

i wondered why my pm count had dropped heh

 

[old.Halfpint]

Well there is always the nifty pop number from the boyband Motorhead "Killed by death" with the chorus

Killed by death!
Killed by death!
killed by death!
etc

*reminisces over the video with Lemmy bursting through the front room of the "stuffy old dad's" house on his Harly. Grabbing the blonde bombshell daughter and proceeding to "give the finger" to the camera before riding off into the night...ahhh a true cinematic masterpiece*

On a similar tangent because of this I actually laughed out loud the first time I was killed by Death in RvR and couldn't get the song out of my head for ages.

 

[Roalith]

I've tried to craft a pair of gloves at a shadowblade in Benowyc before.

Those days are gone.

 

[Rasp]

Don't feel bad Roalith, there nothing much you could have done to an SB 5 levels higher than you anyway

 

[Roalith]

Apart from take off ~300 hp per swing of my polearm... if only I had purge and IP /sigh

 

[Azal]

300 on a sb 5 lvls higher than u? nah lvl 50 pam's hit me for like 250 etc so i doubt it

 

[Roalith]

Okay, not necessarily the best example I know, but I've hit Grymligast for 324 before. Slash polearm > Shadowblades.

 

[Roalith]

BUMP for slash polearms.

Omen for 321 + 126 crit