I have a cold

[TdC]

my entire body aches
there is snot dripping from my nose when I'm not fast enough with the hankie
there are alien babies growing in my throat which hurts
coughing up said aliens hurts even more
and they taste like rotting g04t, which is kinda naff, but ok compared to the rest of my woes.
lying in bed hurts
lying on the couch hurts


someone say something nice

 

[MYstIC G]

I'm feeling fine, thanks for asking!

 

[TdC]

*hates*

 

[MYstIC G]

You love it.

 

[TdC]

when you come over for Yoni's I'm swaffling your teacup

 

[MYstIC G]

You've never swaffled anything your entire life, we all saw the video fakery.

 

[TdC]

lies, I swaffeled my mountain bike before I showed it to Will

 

[MYstIC G]

Proof or gtfo.

 

[Malecheon]

someone say something nice

Have a sig (points down).

 

[Billargh]

I've had a cold for almost 2 months, expect something similar.

 

[Fweddy]

I rarely get colds and when I do they're very mild and last a day at most. You're just weak.

 

[TdC]

thanks Mal! when I am king, you will live


the rest of you:

 

[Jupitus]

wimp

 

[Edmond]

Girl :kissit:

 

[old.user4556]

Teeds, on behalf of Skirtland, I now accounce your divorce from our nation for your lack of macho.

 

[Jupitus]

Woah! Impressive tags, dude

 

[Cyradix]

First there was the man-flu and now there is the TdC-flu.....

 

[Ctuchik]

my entire body aches
there is snot dripping from my nose when I'm not fast enough with the hankie
there are alien babies growing in my throat which hurts
coughing up said aliens hurts even more
and they taste like rotting g04t, which is kinda naff, but ok compared to the rest of my woes.
lying in bed hurts
lying on the couch hurts


someone say something nice

take a really really hot bath with a teaspoon or two of tiger balm in it.

just make sure you have no cuts or bruises anywhere because it might hurt just a tiiiiny tad like your the epicenter of an earthquake

 

[TdC]

having a cold just shuts me down! you people don't understand my misery


as to the tags, rofl! and

 

[MYstIC G]

Bloody hairdressers

 

[ECA]

I didn't realise huge vags could get manflu.

 

[Jupitus]

Bloody hairdressers

Ooo thanks Meg - I'd missed that one

 

[Edmond]

Wow this thread is tag-tastic, lol

 

[TdC]

I hate you all, especially the smeg! why do you taunt me? I'm ill and deserve comfort, and cookies!

 

[MYstIC G]

No cookie for you.

(PS: No pie either)

 

[TdC]

fah, I have the means for pancakes here near at hand. except it's in the kitchen. I'll give it a miss

 

[SilverHood]

The solution is fairly simple. Gargle with cayenne powder mixed with salt in hot water 3 times a day.

or eat a pot Noodle Bombay Badboy if you can get them in your country. same effect.

 

[Edmond]

The solution is fairly simple. Gargle with cayenne powder mixed with salt in hot water 3 times a day.

or eat a pot Noodle Bombay Badboy if you can get them in your country. same effect.

Can you get pot noodle in NY?

 

[TdC]

PN is rare over here :/

 

[MYstIC G]

You don't deserve it. It's not for girls.