I have a bad obsession

Laddey

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with womens underwear. Its driving me mad, i see a little bit of cloth hangin out of megans pants and i get a lob on, drives me fucking wild. If i get an upskirt shot in a club of a girls knickers, boom there goes my lob on!

How does one overcome an obsession?
 

Olgaline

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Start Drinking!
the strong stuff, it's your only salvation, it'll numb the pain and render you incapable of acting on any suddan urge....

in this case things like beer and breazers are your enamy!
 

Laddey

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Start Drinking!
the strong stuff, it's your only salvation, it'll numb the pain and render you incapable of acting on any suddan urge....

in this case things like beer and breazers are your enamy!
Yeah, vodka redbull seems to stop me getting a hard on. But i cant drink that when im on the bus in the morning etc :(
 

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Dont worry Laddey, this is a perfectly normal situation. Make the most of it while your still young, trust me, if you get busted looking at 18yr old's 'whale tails' when you get to 40, you get looked upon in a whole different way






*whale tail - top of the thong showing*
 

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Eddie old boy, that's 'cause your in the hell known as "married and/or almost" :D

Though yes, nearing 30 and you do tend to watch what you watch :p
 

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I'm not ashamed to admit i have worn womens pants. My gf at the time kept hounding me to wear her knickers and i kept putting it off. One day i did and didnt tell her. We were in the pub with everyone and i slyly let her see. I had the best sex that night hahaha
 

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So in essence, you got emasculated by nty % by your lovely one, well done :lol:
 

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So in essence, you got emasculated by nty % by your lovely one, well done :lol:

I have no shame when it comes to having jokes with girls i am seeing. Its all in the name of fun. I would hate to be one of those shy blokes.
 

old.Tohtori

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I have no shame when it comes to having jokes with girls i am seeing. Its all in the name of fun. I would hate to be one of those shy blokes.

Not about shame, about what she accomplished with it ;)
 

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I'm not ashamed to admit i have worn womens pants. My gf at the time kept hounding me to wear her knickers and i kept putting it off. One day i did and didnt tell her. We were in the pub with everyone and i slyly let her see. I had the best sex that night hahaha

That's awesome. I once wore a work colleagues thong while working abroad during a show night for the guests. Having her take them back wasn't the worst experience of my life either!!
 

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Actually now i remember it i also wore a girls knickers at the Tidy Weekender (Dance weekend festival type thing at a holiday place, Pontins) and she wore mine, she was a filthy girl too
 

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Not about shame, about what she accomplished with it ;)

If you knew me, then you would realise how true it is, i'm far from masculine, i'm metro baby. I do sometimes get mistaken as a gay, which i work to my advantage haha
 

old.Tohtori

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If you knew me, then you would realise how true it is, i'm far from masculine, i'm metro baby. I do sometimes get mistaken as a gay, which i work to my advantage haha

Ah then it's a different thing :D

Nothing wrong, but different matter.

I'm not saying that the alternative where my assumption of emasculation needs a "rawr! i kill! eat meat! bbbbrrrrrr!!!!" guy, no, just a regular guy and that the underlining attempt in those situations is, in womans head(even if they don't admit it) is to turn a guy towards the female side a smidge.

And no my comment shouldn't be taken as "haha you gay!" as many MANY people will :p

Just a tiny friendly poke at Sparx to say "haha you girl!" :D
 

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Yes but if it ends up in awesome sex then whats the harm :p
 

old.Tohtori

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Yes but if it ends up in awesome sex then whats the harm :p

Real men know how to get awesome sex without being girly! :lol:

I may have pointed out the emasculation bit more towards the ladies being evil bastards ;)

Hell, on the other thread i mentioned that i may be getting a snippety work done, so it's not like i'm calling out on Sparxs masculinity to a fistfight :D
 

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I remember my old gf getting out of bed and putting on my boxers and my football shirt to run too the loo i though she looked horny as hell and wanted to savage her, she ruined it and said i liked people in boys clothes so i am a gayer.

I have got my new gf an ladies football top and i love that too.
 

old.Tohtori

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And a few lady answers that one might expect:

"I never would force him to do it..." You do it already by having sex with him. Men learn quick; "no do what woman say, no sex."

"It's just a bit of fun..." Would you find it fun to live in a single guys apartment, glogged drains, toilet seat up and all that? Didn't think so. It's fun to YOU.

"Where's your sense of adventure?" In my other pants, with the crocodiles, skydiving and other adventurous things.

Now..i run :p
 

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Filthy girls are the best.

Seeing them with that look in their eyes all night long is such a turn on.
 

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lol you lot should start a dirty mag'

Afterall, you already have the name FHOT, and the minds...all you need is a print and a camera
 

old.Tohtori

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I always did say this place is F-HOT, not FH-OT :(

And you? Olga? Judging us? Have you got your balls cut off or something... :eek7:

I'm betting a wifeal lock on the computer.
 

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I have a the same problem, but not with the sight of knickers, if a girl is bump and grinding with me and I put my hand on their belly -instant hard on.
 

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Real men know how to get awesome sex without being girly!
Surely you´re refering to the "viking way", which includes knocking out the girl with a club, then dragging her to your tent by pulling her hair? :D
 

old.Tohtori

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Surely you´re refering to the "viking way", which includes knocking out the girl with a club, then dragging her to your tent by pulling her hair? :D

Only if you've rowed to another country, otherwise it's "dragging her to your house" :D

Also i do prefer to use the hilt of a sword, clubs are rather primitive.
 

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Wow, so if you wear a thong don't your bollocks hang out either side?
 

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