i hate everyone

[megadave]

so i was just thinking about this and realised that i hate virtually everyone. apart from my closest friends (i still hate some of them) i think i hate everyone heres a quick list off the top of my head

i hate fat people - stop it, put down the chicken leg and go exercise
i hate skinny people - skeletons arent attrative, nor are you
i hate black people - wash that butter off your head, pull up your trousers and shut the fuck up
i hate white people - white trash, wannabe middle class ***** or the upper class snobs, fuck you all
i hate people with spots - eat some real food you filthy swine
i hate people who wear suits to work
i hate people who dont wear suits to work
i hate people who think they're funny
i hate students, i am a student myself but that whole fucking student culture pisses me right off. "OLOL MATE LETS WEAR FANCY DRESS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT"
i hate that **** on the train with load music
i hate tall people, get your head out my way fool
i hate short people but i dont really know why
i hate foreigners - they walk too slow and i dont understand them, no i dont want a fucking chiken sandwich i want a fucking cheeseburger you stupid fucking gooback
i hate the poor - theyre so filthy it pisses me off
i hate the rich - stop judging me you cockjockeying toff
i hate people who think immigrants are ruining the country - they make it better you ignorant fuck, try blaming your own lazy arse or all the godam corporations
i hate shop assistants - if iwant help i know how to ask
i hate people who mow their lawn while im sleeping at 9am
i hate old people - useless bastards or who just watch soaps and steal all the seats on the bus


i could go on forever, does it make me a miserable ****?

on the brightside i realise now that i fucking love asians

 

[Chronictank]

surely it can just be traced down to you hating some aspect of yourself and reflecting it onto others?

/end psychological babble

 

[Uara]

What about people on FH?

 

[megadave]

FH is like marmite

 

[Aoami]

Ditto, pretty much.

I don't know many Asians, but the ones round here are a mixed bag. The couple that run of the newagents are horrible, and the couple in the other one are two of the nicest people i've ever met. (they really do own newsagents, i'm not being racist!)

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

part 1:

Spoiler

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_I226Sfgs0s

part 2:

Spoiler

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GFelEa8wAIk

part 3:

Spoiler

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tb12nQEOyfM

 

[pikeh]

i hate students, i am a student myself but that whole fucking student culture pisses me right off. "OLOL MATE LETS WEAR FANCY DRESS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT"

Quoted for the MUTHERFUCKING TROOTH!

 

[Bahumat]

so i was just thinking about this and realised that i hate virtually everyone. apart from my closest friends (i still hate some of them) i think i hate everyone heres a quick list off the top of my head

i hate fat people - stop it, put down the chicken leg and go exercise
i hate skinny people - skeletons arent attrative, nor are you
i hate black people - wash that butter off your head, pull up your trousers and shut the fuck up
i hate white people - white trash, wannabe middle class ***** or the upper class snobs, fuck you all
i hate people with spots - eat some real food you filthy swine
i hate people who wear suits to work
i hate people who dont wear suits to work
i hate people who think they're funny
i hate students, i am a student myself but that whole fucking student culture pisses me right off. "OLOL MATE LETS WEAR FANCY DRESS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT"
i hate that **** on the train with load music
i hate tall people, get your head out my way fool
i hate short people but i dont really know why
i hate foreigners - they walk too slow and i dont understand them, no i dont want a fucking chiken sandwich i want a fucking cheeseburger you stupid fucking gooback
i hate the poor - theyre so filthy it pisses me off
i hate the rich - stop judging me you cockjockeying toff
i hate people who think immigrants are ruining the country - they make it better you ignorant fuck, try blaming your own lazy arse or all the godam corporations
i hate shop assistants - if iwant help i know how to ask
i hate people who mow their lawn while im sleeping at 9am
i hate old people - useless bastards or who just watch soaps and steal all the seats on the bus


i could go on forever, does it make me a miserable ****?

on the brightside i realise now that i fucking love asians

 

[megadave]

yeah actually some asians piss me the fuck off

another thing, freddie mercury - stupid fucking gay, shave your dumbass tash and learn about aids

its actually pretty fun, feel free to join


i hate people who think you're emo because you don't like stuff. which reminds me
i hate people who wear tight fucking trousers, unless you're a female i dont want to see that shit

 

[Chronictank]

part 1:

Spoiler

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_I226Sfgs0s

part 2:

Spoiler

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GFelEa8wAIk

part 3:

Spoiler

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tb12nQEOyfM

Everyone seems to love this guy but i don't find him overly amusing

 

[tris-]

i hate most people where i live.
theyre either a scum bag, a twat, in a clique or just a plain old wanker.
you cant have a laugh on a day to day basis really. you meet the odd decent person but mostly they are wankers.
if you want a decent night out, be prepared to have people either looking down their nose at you or wanting a fight. the first lot need to realise we live in MIDDLESBROUGH, theyre as much as a scum bag as i am. the second lot need to go fuck them selves.

 

[Uara]

I hate people who play music on their phone whilst walking along the street!

 

[Bahumat]

Everyone seems to love this guy but i don't find him overly amusing

Yeah plus the fact he looks like he's having a stroke when speaking via the puppet

 

[georgie]

another thing, freddie mercury - stupid fucking gay, shave your dumbass tash and learn about aids

I'm pretty sure his learning days are behind him. That would just go beyond further education.

 

[Laddey]

I can gladly say i dont hate anybody! You're all so angry

 

[old.windforce]

this is the picture on the internet

 

[Dukat]

The stereotype generalising, it burns my eyes

 

[swords]

You forgot gingers.

 

[Uara]

Damn, what a thing to forget!!

Yesterday at our group graduation photo, the photographer was trying to arrange everyone. At one point he stated "the girl in the middle, the ginger one" at which point, much laughter was made!! Anti-gingerism is everywhere

 

[Aoami]

i r ginger.

i also like my hair

 

[Uara]

truth be told, my hair goes a bit ginger when it encounters a lot of sunlight. ALtho fat chance of that happening in England anytime soon!

 

[Aoami]

I don't like most gingers because they try to look like normal people and it never works - you've gotta accesorize to suit your wonderful ginger mane like i do then all the girls will lovez0r you.

 

[Vladamir]

i hate students, i am a student myself but that whole fucking student culture pisses me right off. "OLOL MATE LETS WEAR FANCY DRESS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT"

Lol! QFT

 

[Lamp]

Certain types of behaviour annoy me to hell...but I can't say I fume with pure hatred over anyone. They're not worth it. I've got more important things to commit my energies to.

 

[fettoken]

I hate everyone but everyone hates me! But i don´t care so their loss!

 

[eksdee]

i'm a hateful mf'er also. i mostly put it down to me being far more intelligent than most people. xD

couldn't agree more on your hatred of student culture. don't even know where to begin. i am a student myself and just the pure and simple idiocy of all these people feeling they have something to prove by wasting insane amounts of money on going out and getting plastered is horrendous. i also get laughed at for doing my work on time and getting good grades. i thought that shit would have stopped in high school but apparently not. *****, the lot of them.

 

[Marc]

I hate wigan and everything associated with it.

Pie eating twats

 

[Laddey]

I hate wigan and everything associated with it.

Pie eating twats

Wigan Pier > all

 

[Helme]

I hate people who have unusually loud and annoying phone signals on the train and "O LOL I JUST CANT SEEM TO FIND MY PHONE, EVEN THO PEOPLE IN THE CART OVER CAN HEAR IT AHAHHA".
I hate people who looks down on me because I don't go out every Friday and Saturday to get pissed.
I hate that all game companies blame piracy for bad sales on PC when the real reason is because they are too fucking lazy to make a proper port from the consoles.
I hate the new "RPG" games released, no a shooter with stats isn't an RPG game, sorry Bioshock.
I hate that it takes 8 months for a decent movie to be released on DVD, I don't like going to the cinema to have my movie ruined by a bunch of cocks yelling at the screen or just chattering away, or having to miss parts of the movie because you have to go to the toilet or whatever.
I hate that watching TV is considered the social norm, but if you play computer games you are a nerd who deserves to be looked down on.
I hate that I have to renew my ID card within 3 days, it has the same god damned numbers whyyyyyy?
I hate that my DVD burner is a god damned DVDist refusing certain brands.
I hate that for the last 4 years I've gotten the same game from my cousins as a birthday present(yeah, I have 4 Battle for Middle Earth).
I hate that WAR isn't as good as I hoped it to be, and AoC was shit.
I hate that during the summer I either get told to go outside in the heat that makes my head hurt, or to turn off my computer during rain because "IT MIGHT BECOME A THUNDERSTORM".
I hate when people I haven't talked to for years message me on MSN asking "Whats up" because they are bored and is hoping I'm doing something wacky to entertain them.
I hate that Swedish newspapers does a frontpage cover of the Dolly Parton consert for 5000 people, but put the Iron Maiden or Metallica consert for 35000-60000+ people at page 56 in the corner, under "Cats for Sale".

Hmm, I'll add more later if I can think of some.


Oh and I fucking hate fish.

 

[Lamp]

I bet you all love masturbating your tiny little brains out though ! No one's said I hate orgasms.