i had the most awkward moment today

[Right_Eye]

I was stuck in traffic and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

 

[Overdriven]

O______________________________o Ew.

 

[Lamp]

I was stuck in traffic and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

Liar ! You weren't masturbating. Your mum was giving you head while you were snogging your dad.

 

[Laddey]

Haha.

Bet she woouldn't be quiet if it was me instead of you!

 

[Solo]

That was the most awkward joke- I didn't know if to laugh because it was so shit or stare blankly.

edit- since OD hasn't added in the obligitary: *blinks* *stares*

 

[Congax]

*double blink*

 

[Olgaline]

this is a joke or something that actually happend ?

...confused

 

[tris-]

*spunks in open eyes*

 

[Overdriven]

Blink is my trademark on this forum! You now owe me £5.65 for a packet of 20.

 

[Glacier]

Fantastic :O