I had forgotten...

[Sar]

Originally posted by old.Mellow


*giggles*

Well if yours was over a foot I'd seriously pity you.










That also applies if you had a cock over a foot long too.

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by old.Mellow
Chop fucking chop.

Die! My hair is like a child to me, I'm that attached to it. Its been with me through thick and thin. Its leet. Its also the smoothest thing since silk. Or the fabled baby's bottom lark. I could ramble on about it for hours. I won't, though.

 

[Sar]

Thank fuck.

 

[old.Kez]

If Summo's not going to embrace the hair brethren, then I must. I'm now mulling over the likelihood of there being some internet hair cult. Its so horrifyingly likely.

 

[Xtro]

Hmm Kez when I went in the local Sweeny Todd's Olde Barber Shoppe of Death a few years ago and asked for a No.1 please it was great. All that hair on the floor (at the time I had dreads right down my back nrly scraping my arse) and I felt like someone had lifted my scalp off. It was tops until a lass I really liked cried when she saw me with my head shaved lol - shallow bitch!

 

[Summo]

Hair's for girls. You're all girls.

 

[caLLous]

But if we didn't have hair, people like you would be out of business.

 

[Wilier]

I had a fucking stunning day yesterday. Two of my best friends got married in a great big manor house type place. Wedding was good, reception was good, night do was fantastic.

Top DJ, good booze, good dancing, good women. Good grief, I didnt get to bed until about 0500, and was up for work at 6. (Im starting to make a habit of this)

Feel, real rough now, but it was well worth it.

 

[Summo]

Wilier - Living the dream.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Summo
Wilier - Living the dream.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Grandadwrinkle:
wow you dont drink or smoke near enuff....not a single
ssshpelling misshtaake

I may have been drunk and emotionally wrecked at the time but that doesn't stop me using a dictionary when I feel I need it

Summo:
Blimey, TdC. It started funny then it tried to like, make me think
without warning! Just watch it next time.

it made me think mate I seem to have gained a new level of insight into certain matters. I will watch it, but not the way you might think heh.

bblet:
In reflection TdC, would you have used bullet points?

well, yes but at the time that would have taken too long. iirc I was on the verge of passing out. made it to bed though, only to be wide awake two hours later. red bull is evil.

Kez:
...kez bitches about hair...

don't do dreads Kez, at least not on your head. on the chin is trez leet [imo].

Xtro:
It was tops until a lass I really liked cried when she saw me with my head shaved lol

same thing when I got my [long] hair chopped off there Xtro mate. in my case it was my next-door student grrl. day after she had done the same heh. I didn't cry: I thought she looked hot

Wilier:
Feel, real rough now, but it was well worth it

brill same here hehe: I ache heh. that, and the crap weather, is causing me to stay indoors even though I had a bike trip planned. oh well I suppose I have to clean the house sometime rah.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable



brill same here hehe: I ache heh. that, and the crap weather, is causing me to stay indoors even though I had a bike trip planned. oh well I suppose I have to clean the house sometime rah.

get out there and get muddy m8. Nothing like a good splash in the mud to clear your head.

 

[old.Kez]

tdc:
...kez bitches about hair...

Fuck you, corporate pigdog!

 

[Testin da Cable]

indeed

tell me, do you splurge on nice shampoos [like I did]? sometimes I miss my hair *sigh*



edit: oh, and Wilier: no forest mud for me mate, but it seems there is a drain that needs unblocking so there is a slight chance I'll be dirty yet

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
indeed

tell me, do you splurge on nice shampoos [like I did]? sometimes I miss my hair *sigh*



edit: oh, and Wilier: no forest mud for me mate, but it seems there is a drain that needs unblocking so there is a slight chance I'll be dirty yet

hmmmmmmm, nice.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wilier



hmmmmmmm, nice.

not that kind of dirty

 

[mank!]

Is that mmmmmmmm, nice jazz club nice? Or just nice?

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
tell me, do you splurge on nice shampoos [like I did]?

Oh yes. I have about 6 different shampoos, and all manner of post-wash treatments (conditioner, straightener, etc)

Mummy wow! I'm a big girl now!

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by old.Kez
Mummy wow! I'm a big girl now!

Yes you are

You claim to be a man, yet you've previously described your hair as a child and the smoothest thing since silk, heh.

 

[mank!]

It's the Summo effect, surely.

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by Sar


Well if yours was over a foot I'd seriously pity you.




That also applies if you had a cock over a foot long too.

My hair is manly and short

I'm not sure about a cock over a foot long though, I think it might be a dangerous amount of blood loss to the brain should a grrrl desire attention.

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by mank!
It's the Summo effect, surely.

OK class, todays topic of quantum physics is "The Summo effect"

 

[Summo]

Because I'm worth it.

 

[Testin da Cable]

*snaps Summo's tush w/rolled up towel*


when I had long hair I primped and pampered it far worse than any grrl I ever knew must be my feminine side or something heh

 

[Mellow-]

You two are like big girls

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
when I had long hair I primped and pampered it far worse than any grrl I ever knew

So true. My hair makes me sexy. Arguably.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yes, whereas the rest of your face/body/personality make you putrid.

 

[old.Kez]

I'm painfully aware of the irony involved in your saying that.

 

[Testin da Cable]

now then lads, no 'who is the most vile' contests. we all know that Embattle will win heh.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable

that it hurts to know things that certain people don't know that you know. if you know what I mean.

hmm. I should get drunk more often. Hurts less then you know.