I had a weird dream last night..

[Raven]

I had a dream someone had nicked stuff from my work desk drawer.

 

[old.Tohtori]

if you like that one...

this sleep I had a stonking nightmare about moving to a house similar to my current abode, however certain electrical points did not work. Striving to fix these, I got hassled by a *female* ghost who was very very scary She left great wads of long brown hair hanging from the light fixtures, which I then had to clear up...as well as continually trying to keep the lights working in case she came back. Also, I couldn't just throw away the hair because it was dangerous in some way, but the more hair I had stored the more likely the ghost was to return.

I have long brown hair and i do enjoy hanging it from light fixtures

 

[TdC]

Were you in my house last night?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Were you in my house last night?

For legal reasons i'm going to say no

 

[TdC]

next time you're not in my house, mop the damn kitchen floor. icky as hell in there :-/

 

[old.Tohtori]

next time you're not in my house, mop the damn kitchen floor. icky as hell in there :-/

Careful what you wish for.

 

[Wij]

The hair represents cock. Storing it in your house represents a desire to stick it up your bum. Ghosts represent the desire to eat cheese.

 

[Wij]

Oh, and it was:

Genie
Light
Brown
Hare

 

[TdC]

this sleep I dreamed that I was trying to inflate an air mattress but it wouldn't blow up. it was bright yellow, and before I could inflate it I had to dig it out of a storage thingy full of fold-up chairs, plaids, footballs, parasols and other 'holidayesque' paraphernalia. once I finally got it out, it wouldn't inflate

 

[old.Tohtori]

this sleep I dreamed that I was trying to inflate an air mattress but it wouldn't blow up. it was bright yellow, and before I could inflate it I had to dig it out of a storage thingy full of fold-up chairs, plaids, footballs, parasols and other 'holidayesque' paraphernalia. once I finally got it out, it wouldn't inflate

You want to go to asia on your next holiday, but no matter how you try you can't get an asian lady to bed.

So you end up blowing "ladies".

 

[Chilly]

this sleep I dreamed that I was trying to inflate an air mattress but it wouldn't blow up. it was bright yellow, and before I could inflate it I had to dig it out of a storage thingy full of fold-up chairs, plaids, footballs, parasols and other 'holidayesque' paraphernalia. once I finally got it out, it wouldn't inflate

closet homo

 

[Yoni]

I've just been told I'm to be interim MD for my current company and although the day to day stuff is ok EHS is a massive legal issue. Since I was given this news I have a recurring dream of employees queuing outside my office with missing fingers, blood splatters on my wall from blood pumping from their wounds which they got from swinging off the shelves in the warehouse because there were no ladders

 

[Chilly]

I've just been told I'm to be interim MD for my current company and although the day to day stuff is ok EHS is a massive legal issue. Since I was given this news I have a recurring dream of employees queuing outside my office with missing fingers, blood splatters on my wall from blood pumping from their wounds which they got from swinging off the shelves in the warehouse because there were no ladders

Nasty. Pretty sure that means you're a closet homo.

 

[Yoni]

Nasty. Pretty sure that means you're a closet homo.

Heh I've never kept my love of women a secret Chilly

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Sounds like FH needs a "fap" rating/image. GET TO IT Deebs

 

[Tom]

Best dream I can remember is where I was in a room and suddenly "knew" someone was behind me. I turned and grabbed their arm, and we spun around for a while, fighting (all the while I was holding his arm).

Then I woke up and discovered that I had hold of the cat's hind leg, the poor thing was scrabbling like mad to get away from me but I had a pretty firm grip. It must have jumped on the bed at the point in the dream when I knew someone was behind me.

The cat didn't reappear for a while after that...

 

[Bahumat]

Best dream I can remember is when I had a wet dream about a tabby. I woke up and was fingering the cat!

The cat didn't reappear for a while after that...

Oh I had that exact same thing happen last week!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Last night had a dream where i was working until 7pm, then woke up from it at 7am and had to go to work.

Dreamjobs suck arse.

 

[TdC]

haha sucks to be you Toh

no dreams for me this sleep...at least not that I remember. Never have them when I don't sleep enough hours :/

 

[Chilly]

haha sucks to be you Toh

no dreams for me this sleep...at least not that I remember. Never have them when I don't sleep enough hours :/

no dreams = closet homo

 

[Deebs]

Sounds like FH needs a "fap" rating/image. GET TO IT Deebs

Um, you do realise I am not a graphics artist. Go find me one or badger TdC to knock one out (see what I did there?)

 

[TdC]

I knocked one out to that pic of you in your 70's short-shorts Deebs!

 

[TdC]

Um, you do realise I am not a graphics artist. Go find me one or badger TdC to knock one out (see what I did there?)

a fap icon eh? I'll try...

 

[old.Tohtori]

I knocked one out to that pic of you in your 70's short-shorts Deebs!