I had a weird dream last night..

[fettoken]

I dreamed i were in some sort of game-show, everyone had a girl they teamed with. The goal was to finger f*ck your partner until she came.

F*cking japanese gameshows getting to my head...

 

[CorNokZ]

Sounds like my bus ride to school

 

[Bugz]

Except your the presenter, never the contestent Cocknoze

 

[fettoken]

awwww

 

[adoNix]

That's sick...

A few months ago i had the most fucked up dream ever tho.
This was taking place in a forest in Sweden and there was a really big lake with an island in the middle. There were beatifull women on the top of this island, but once you entered the island you had 1 hour to seduce one of them. If you failed a troll came (this troll looked like some evil version of Shrek) and bum raped you. I saw many enter, and many get raped by the evil troll. I entered the island as i was hoping to get some action. I tried and tried, the time ran out and the troll came :s so i jumped into the ocean and went underwater.. magically enough i could breathe in the water so i swam ( sp? ) to some seaweed and shit, while the evil bumraping shrek followed right on my tail. Somehow i managed to get him tangeled in the seaweed and i escaped.. woke up sweaty and shaky as fuck....

THANK GOD THAT WAS JUST A DREAM

 

[Uara]

That's sick...

A few months ago i had the most fucked up dream ever tho.
This was taking place in a forest in Sweden and there was a really big lake with an island in the middle. There were beatifull women on the top of this island, but once you entered the island you had 1 hour to seduce one of them. If you failed a troll came (this troll looked like some evil version of Shrek) and bum raped you. I saw many enter, and many get raped by the evil troll. I entered the island as i was hoping to get some action. I tried and tried, the time ran out and the troll came :s so i jumped into the ocean and went underwater.. magically enough i could breathe in the water so i swam ( sp? ) to some seaweed and shit, while the evil bumraping shrek followed right on my tail. Somehow i managed to get him tangeled in the seaweed and i escaped.. woke up sweaty and shaky as fuck....

THANK GOD THAT WAS JUST A DREAM

But then you rolled over finding TdC next to you

 

[TdC]

I always get my man

 

[fettoken]

hahahhahaa

 

[Lamp]

Had an odd dream last night.

I was walking up the M1 with a bunch of motorway enthusiasts. Some wanted to photograph and catalogue every breakdown telephone box, others wanted to photograph the hard shoulder. Then it started to snow, and some of the group said if you want to see proper snow, you'll need to head to Devon, and some left. I remember having the urge to go with them to see the snow in Devon but for some reason I continued up the M1, in the rain, with a bunch of boring bastards.

Sort that one out.

 

[Olgaline]

That's sick...

A few months ago i had the most fucked up dream ever tho.
This was taking place in a forest in Sweden and there was a really big lake with an island in the middle. There were beatifull women on the top of this island, but once you entered the island you had 1 hour to seduce one of them. If you failed a troll came (this troll looked like some evil version of Shrek) and bum raped you. I saw many enter, and many get raped by the evil troll. I entered the island as i was hoping to get some action. I tried and tried, the time ran out and the troll came :s so i jumped into the ocean and went underwater.. magically enough i could breathe in the water so i swam ( sp? ) to some seaweed and shit, while the evil bumraping shrek followed right on my tail. Somehow i managed to get him tangeled in the seaweed and i escaped.. woke up sweaty and shaky as fuck....

THANK GOD THAT WAS JUST A DREAM

You had a gay dream,
Congrats!

maybe this will cheer you up

 

[Job]

Ooh a dream.thread...prepare to be enthralled.
I had a lucid moment about two weeks ago..but the problem is its a race to do something interesting before I wake up..I can feel myself slipping out of the dream and all I managed was to fly across the room.

 

[Edmond]

This is odd that this thread has come back around, I had my first lucid dream last night, it was amazingly real, I have even just phoned my friend, (who in my dream I called at 4 am this morning) just to check I didn't actually speak to him

It's the weirdest thing, you are saying to yourself 'this isn't real' but it's just like real life. Brilliant

Maybe this is inception, and I'm still dreaming..........Ooh!!!!

 

[Job]

Yes..once they nail how to switch it o im going to sleep for ever.

 

[fettoken]

It was a good dream.

 

[soze]

I had a dream about this girl who I like she is flirty but clear on the whole "you have no chance at this" thing. So in my dream I buy a new house and move in. She comes over and asks to stay. I decide that its fine because you know she will be naked and drunk ect. The she proceeded to squat in my house always wearing track suits and stuff and still tells me I have no chance! Even in my fucking dream this chick shuts me down.

In the dream I had last night I was running a hotel and Megan Fox came to stay she was moaning about so much and so often I had to tell her to leave and she was a dick so I called her a twunt and she said that B A G was going to kick my arse.

 

[Bigmac]

I find it very difficult to control my actions in a dream. I dream't I could fly as long as I sat in this flying chair. I knew I was dreaming, I knew I could do anything i can think of in a dream yet when I woke up I remembered how hard it was to fly or maintain flight.

 

[Fweddy]

Last night I dreamt I was out taking photos of an eclipse when a second sun appeared in the sky, followed shortly by an alien space ship which then fought with an attack helicopter. I woke up thinking I'd taken some amazing photos before I remembered it didn't actually happen

 

[Kryten]

Dreams are generally fucked up anyway.

I had a cracker a few nights ago. I was at my grandma's house along with about 4 ex colleagues of mine. We were sleeping round there, mostly on the living room floor in sleeping bags. I "woke up" in the dream to see one of my younger colleagues licking out Lee-Loo (5th Element) right in front of me, blissfully unaware of me watching. I watched for a while then went back to sleep. I "woke up" next to Lee-Loo who was apparently actually with me (yay, I'm Bruce Willis!) and asked what that was about with my colleague. Apparently he didn't know, and she didn't know any better - she's just an alien after all.

Best dreams are the ones you know you're dreaming though. The amount of times I've gone to try and pull anything female and breathing in my dreams but usually declined is astonishing.

 

[Lamp]

I dreamt I killed the Dude from the Big Lebowski last night. By hanging him with rope. I remember leaving him where he was (near a toilet), and then getting into a panic about the police coming after me. It was worryingly realistic in places.

Why would I want to kill the Dude? Very strange.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dreamt about hooking up with the blonde chick from scrubs. That'll teach me to watch -more- scrubs before bed.

 

[Zarjazz]

I dreamed of "killing the Dude" last night.

Isn't that like "choke the chicken", "bash the bishop" or "spank the monkey" ?

 

[Wij]

 

[Scouse]

Don't get it Wij

 

[old.Tohtori]

Scouse

Spoiler

"G spot hero in here" is what i got from it, no idea otherwise

 

[TdC]

I had a dream about helping my upstairs neighbor move house. I had to carry a lot of boxes

 

[old.Tohtori]

I had a dream about helping my upstairs neighbor move house. I had to carry a lot of boxes

Clearly means that you and your neighbour have some unresolved issues and you know you have to be the one to help move on.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Clearly means he's closet homo

 

[Bahumat]

Means you love eating duck

 

[TdC]

if you like that one...

this sleep I had a stonking nightmare about moving to a house similar to my current abode, however certain electrical points did not work. Striving to fix these, I got hassled by a *female* ghost who was very very scary She left great wads of long brown hair hanging from the light fixtures, which I then had to clear up...as well as continually trying to keep the lights working in case she came back. Also, I couldn't just throw away the hair because it was dangerous in some way, but the more hair I had stored the more likely the ghost was to return.

 

[Chilly]

if you like that one...

this sleep I had a stonking nightmare about moving to a house similar to my current abode, however certain electrical points did not work. Striving to fix these, I got hassled by a *female* ghost who was very very scary She left great wads of long brown hair hanging from the light fixtures, which I then had to clear up...as well as continually trying to keep the lights working in case she came back. Also, I couldn't just throw away the hair because it was dangerous in some way, but the more hair I had stored the more likely the ghost was to return.

closet homo