I got arrested lastnight...

[Amphrax]

Heres what happened...

I was driving along minding my own business in my Bright Yellow Evo VII (fast as fuck)... in a 30 mph zone and I looked down at my speedo (I was doing 60) when I saw blue flashing lights behind me so i pulled over and I saw a Police Woman get out and come to my window and my god was she fit and you could see her cleavage (drools)... THEN MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WENT OFF!!!! that could of been the best dream ever

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Did it go off for like half an hour??

 

[TdC]

did you set fire to my front door??

 

[soze]

I hate it when dreams end to early i had a dream where Sin City Jessica Alba was about to get to know Scarlet Johansen and bang alarm clock.

One of the Coppers at the Arsenal games is a stunner and shes nice to talk too as well despite being a Man U Fan. I feel really sorry for her some of the chat up lines thrown her way are hideous.

 

[kivik]

those kind of things happens way to often...

 

[Bahumat]

Heres what happened...

I was driving along minding my own business in my Bright Yellow Evo VII (fast as fuck)... in a 30 mph zone and I looked down at my speedo (I was doing 60) when I saw blue flashing lights behind me so i pulled over and I saw a Police Woman get out and come to my window and my god was she fit and you could see her cleavage (drools)... THEN MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WENT OFF!!!! that could of been the best dream ever

This is what really happened;

I was driving along minding my own business in my Bright Yellow Evo VII (fast as fuck)... in a 30 mph zone and I looked down at my small penis (It's under an inch erect!) when I saw blue flashing lights behind me so i pulled over and I saw a fat hairy man with guns like Bahumat posted the other day. He came to my window and my god was he fit and you could see his cock (drools)... THEN MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WENT OFF!!!! that was the best wank ever!

 

[Amphrax]

lol

 

[Cozak]

mmeerrrr.....

 

[Amphrax]

mmeerrrr.....

cozakkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cozak]

Amp xD hey man long time, how you doing mate?

 

[Fafnir]

One of the Coppers at the Arsenal games is a stunner and shes nice to talk too as well despite being a Man U Fan. I feel really sorry for her some of the chat up lines thrown her way are hideous.

Well stop it then

 

[soze]

Well stop it then

I can't help it i need to tell her she better arrest me because im about to steal her heart 3 or 4 times a week.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Amphrax, be glad, you never know what was under her hood in that dream and how much you would've liked it, in that dream

 

[Fafnir]

I can't help it i need to tell her she better arrest me because im about to steal her heart 3 or 4 times a week.

Well female coppers can be hot. Got about 2 years out of one, after a night at the pub when i got a full 50cl bottle smashed in my face, could not see shit was lead out by someone who said they where goin to help me, i noticed the flashing blue lights as i sat down, blood in my eyes someone sat down in my lap, i thought ohhh god not a gay copper. When i finally saw who i was i was instanly in love, a petite brunette with dark brown eyes in a police uniform. Asked her out there and then.

God i miss her, but we where just not right for eachother. *Cry*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well coppers can be hot. Got about 2 years out of one, after a night at the pub when i got a full 50cl bottle smashed in my face, could not see shit was lead out by someone who said they where goin to help me, i noticed the flashing blue lights as i sat down, blood in my eyes someone sat down in my lap, i thought ohhh a gay copper. When i finally saw who, i was instanly in love, a petite brunette with dark brown eyes in a police uniform. Asked him out there and then.

God i miss him, but we where just not right for eachother. *Cry*

A little editing goes a long way

 

[soze]

Well female coppers can be hot. Got about 2 years out of one, after a night at the pub when i got a full 50cl bottle smashed in my face, could not see shit was lead out by someone who said they where goin to help me, i noticed the flashing blue lights as i sat down, blood in my eyes someone sat down in my lap, i thought ohhh god not a gay copper. When i finally saw who i was i was instanly in love, a petite brunette with dark brown eyes in a police uniform. Asked her out there and then.

God i miss her, but we where just not right for eachother. *Cry*

I want to say nice but you got bottled which is not so nice.

My copper is married with a little girl its great half time fun waiting for the idiots to come try and chat her up.

 

[old.Tohtori]

My copper is married with a little girl its great half time fun waiting for the idiots to come try and chat her up.

Why? Surely being a cop limits your ability to get "bf rage"

 

[CorNokZ]

I got pulled over the other day... I let the cop off with a warning

 

[old.Tohtori]

I got pulled over the other day... I let the cop off with a warning

Meaning you farted, right?

 

[soze]

Why? Surely being a cop limits your ability to get "bf rage"

It just because of how terrible some of the lines are whenever someone comes over and tries talking to he it all goes quiet then the guy tries his best. It normally end with everyone in ear shot pissing themselves as he walks away tail between his legs.

 

[CorNokZ]

Meaning you farted, right?

Told him that next time it happened I'd give him a ticket