I feel a bit sick.

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Wilier

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Ive been sat here for about 2 hrs now, and managed to eat a whole LARGE tin of celebrations.

I feel decidedly dodgy now. :(
 
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Testin da Cable

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go home! quick!



or better....close your eyes and enjoy the buzz :)
 
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Will

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By bizarre chance, I'm off work ill. Who would have thought it?
 
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Wilier

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
go home! quick!



or better....close your eyes and enjoy the buzz :)
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I could go home, alternativley, i could just go and get another tin, and sit here all day. :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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try combining all that suger with the bliss that is a double espresso ;)
 
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granny

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Then jump up and down violently for 5 minutes.
 
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S-Gray

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urgh not even i would attempt to eat that many chocolates :puke:
 
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~YuckFou~

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We had a dog (bulldog) a few years ago that ate a 2lb box of Thorntons Continental, during the course of the night she (unsurprisingly) got the shits. SHe crapped in her sleep, it went 4ft up the wall, and was liquid choccy. Try to hold it in :)
 
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dysfunction

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I'm surprised she didnt die...

Chocolate isnt good for dogs...
 
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~YuckFou~

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She stole them while we were out shopping. She was also at a friends house being looked after on day. She found two tins of Fortnum & Mason biscuits, that were being saved for christmas, sealed with tape. You can probably figure out what happened.
 
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fuseh

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Celebrations = win.
Although, good ol' quality street are better.
/me looks at big tin under desk :D
 
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throdgrain

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On the morning of my wedding my mates dog eat an entire 3/4 frozen cherry and cream cake once. Had the shits something fucking terrible :)
Speaking of being off sick, one of our mechanics came in yesterday morning complaining of stomach ache, by 10.30 he was doubled over on the floor, by 11.00 he was rushed to hospital for an emergency operation. Obviously the hospital he was taken to couldnt do the operation, or the subsequent one, but the third did the operation for a strangulated hernia at 5.00pm yesterday. Ouchie :(
 
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LTF

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
We had a dog (bulldog) a few years ago that ate a 2lb box of Thorntons Continental, during the course of the night she (unsurprisingly) got the shits. SHe crapped in her sleep, it went 4ft up the wall, and was liquid choccy. Try to hold it in :)
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Fucking LOL!

Just spat over my monitor :(
 
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Wilier

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well, ive managed to go for a pooh, and to be fair the splatter factor wasnt paticularly impressive.

2 tins next time I think. ;)
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
We had a dog (bulldog) a few years ago that ate a 2lb box of Thorntons Continental, during the course of the night she (unsurprisingly) got the shits. SHe crapped in her sleep, it went 4ft up the wall, and was liquid choccy. Try to hold it in :)
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Heh,

Reminds me of the time when we had a kitten.

Had ice cream and fed some to the kitten (as well as out friends 6 month old daughter).

Well, for the little girl, the shits were all the way up her back and down her legs (nappy just couldnt contain it). She could have shit through the gap in Sister Theresa's legs!

Managed to get her cleaned up and shipped out home. Got changed for bed and thought I would have a last blast on the PC. PC was setup in the kitchen, as was the cats litter tray. Playing the PC and thot "this place STINKS of SHIT". Looks down and surprisingly the cat litter tray is empty.

Looks to find the cat and sees it sitting on its ARSE dragging itself all over the kitchen floor leaving shitty streaks over the kitchen linoleum.

Had plenty of fun cleaning that one up
 
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dysfunction

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I'm not reading this thread anymore...

I'm supposed to be eating my lunch!
 
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~YuckFou~

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I'll get shot if Mrs Yuck sees this.


Last night our cat was eager to have a shit, but his litter needed cleaning out. So Mrs is scooping, but the cat is desparate, he climbs in to the litter while Mrs is still scooping. Mrs thought this was funny, but the cat has the splatters, Mrs cops it.
She comes in to the living room, "have I got shit on my face?", I was crying.
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
We had a dog (bulldog) a few years ago that ate a 2lb box of Thorntons Continental, during the course of the night she (unsurprisingly) got the shits. SHe crapped in her sleep, it went 4ft up the wall, and was liquid choccy. Try to hold it in :)
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This is also had me Laughing Out Loud:D
 
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throdgrain

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
scary shit throd. the man ok?
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Yeah his wife rang this morning he's fine it seems m8 :)
 
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projectarnold

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A goat once shat on me while I was trying to push it over the top of a wall. That is all you need to know.
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by projectarnold
A goat once shat on me while I was trying to push it over the top of a wall. That is all you need to know.
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must........resist......












.....fuck it - cant.


did it have its feet in your wellingtons?
 
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