I don't eat pork

[Clown]

STOP TROLLING MY THREAD!
GET
GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD!

I hate when people don't read the thread

 

[mank!]

I hate it when people make shit topics

 

[old.user4556]

This thread is still offending me.

 

[Clown]

This thread needs more pir8s.

Wa gwarn?

 

[Frizz]

Sir Frizz dares Clown to post the tranquil collection of Doug Winger.

Only then, will peace and prosperity be found in the land of the green.

 

[Clown]

Durrrr.

 

[Mazling]

YARR! AVAST! FIND ME A STURDY WENCH AND A BOTTLE O' FAIRY LIQUID! YARRRR!

 

[TriGGer]

Pork is horrible, what the hell is that jelly stuff you get in pork pies uke:

You really dont want to know

 

[Wij]

pr0kp134tehwin \o/

bacon is yum, and beef, and i saw a tree too.

pigcock4tehwin \o/

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Pork is horrible, what the hell is that jelly stuff you get in pork pies uke:

In a "real" Pork pie it's gelatine.
Didn't Tom film a TV programme on this recently with Dominic Diamond? He should be our resident Pork Pie expert tbh.

 

[Cdr]

In a "real" Pork pie it's gelatine.
Didn't Tom film a TV programme on this recently with Dominic Diamond? He should be our resident Pork Pie expert tbh.

HE TOOK PIKTURES!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deadmanwalking]

You mean the wannbe resident expert on EVERYTHING, EVAR!!!1one

IMO - In my opinion !!! you can't ban me now as i am just stating my beliefs.

 

[Guest]

So i rang the chinese takeaway up and said

"do yer deliver"

the guys says

"no, we do chicken PORK and beef", BANG, the guy put the phone down

 

[Cdr]

Roffles!!!!

:rolleyes :

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Pigs are not filthy animals, Tom.

It is a well known fact they are very cleanly animals.

 

[Tom]

Pigs are not filthy animals, Tom.

It is a well known fact they are very cleanly animals.

I was paraphrasing a line from a rather famous film

AFAIK Jelly in pork pies is just stock. I hate the stuff cold, but when heated up......

 

[Wazzerphuk]

BTW, the pig is the greatest of animals to feast on. No other provides such tender juciness across the borders. Pork, bacon, gammon, ham... can it get any better?

 

[Clown]

Yes. Chicken... Or beef.

 

[dysfunction]

I like pork.

 

[kanonfodda]

Pork Pie = teh win

beef steak (medium rare) = even more teh win

 

[Frizz]

I like pork.

Come on dys, you should know about Biltong et al.

 

[Wij]

Pigs are not filthy animals, Tom.

It is a well known fact they are very cleanly animals.

Wazz fancies teh pigz

 

[Mazling]

I saw a pork pie o... uh oh.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

It would have to be one charismatic mother fucker of a pig tbh

*copyright Tom (sort of)

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Wazz fancies teh pigz

In my defence I was drunk, it was dark and it looked cute!

 

[Bodhi]

Yes. Chicken... Or beef.

Pffft, chicken? The meat with such a distinctive taste, it tastes like just about everything else under the sun.


Chicken = teh lose.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Chicken is the worst of all meats.

 

[mank!]

lame!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

e-lam

mmmmm

 

[dysfunction]

Come on dys, you should know about Biltong et al.

Yes but to find a good piece of biltong in this country is like finding a good thread at FH!!