I died last night

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Will

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This is a little disturbing - I got into work today to find my boss worried that I had died last night at a club I go to after an overdose.

This is the actual newspaper story.

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That's my name, my age, and I go to that club a lot - freaked the hell out of me.:eek6:
 
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bigbb

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Thank golly your still here.

A sign of things to come?

/me reads his horoscope
 
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Durzel

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Maybe it's not over...

You ever seen Final Destination? :(
 
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Will

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I know the plot, but I wasn't planning on going out last night - first day back after a fortnights holiday.
 
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Will

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Well, you can never be sure, but I don't think the afterlife involves going to work in a call centre - could be Hell though.;)
 
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old.Jayminator

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Hmmm, I think you should cast you mind to the Bond film, Tomorrow Never Dies. The main plot revolved around a media god who was actually making the news as he made the events in his news happen - and thus he would have the stories first.

following this train of thought I give you 2 - 4 hours left at the max. Enjoy. ;-)
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
Well, you can never be sure, but I don't think the afterlife involves going to work in a call centre - could be Hell though.;)
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Sounds like hell to me :)
 
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gremlin

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What if these forums are the afterlife? Destined to forever spam and listen to TedTheDog rant on about anything. That my friends, is a true horror story.
 
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throdgrain

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no! its the terminator 1 film.YOU are the male version of that woman.theres a robot killing everyone with your name!
hope the person who is sent back to save you is
a.good looking or
b. at least female
 
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Ch3tan

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Oh please, if its going to be any Bond film its going to be You Only Live Twice.

pfft at the other suggestions.
 
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Testin da Cable

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you got metal teeth Wij?



btw, Itchy, dat's real wierd :eek6: I'd stay home for a while dudeh
 
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~Lazarus~

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Itchy.

Where in Edinburgh is Studio 24 ?

btw - dont think that it was a good idea to post your REAL name on this forum. Specially with Someguy Stalker about :eek:

btw - good to see you arent dead.

yet.
 
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Will

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The road opposite John Lewis at the far east end of Princes Street, where The Black Bull is, down past The Venue and keep going.

And I'm more scared of Wij, to be honest. :D
 
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~Lazarus~

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Road oppo John Lewis ?

Lothian Road - heaing up towards the Meadows and Kings Theatre???

Or am i lost ?
 
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Will

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You're not lost, you just got east and west mixed up - That's House of Fraser at the west end, John Lewis is in the St Johns Centre at the east end.

You're confused because it called Studio 24 a "trendy club" :D
 
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Moving Target

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Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
This is a little disturbing - I got into work today to find my boss worried that I had died last night at a club I go to after an overdose.

This is the actual newspaper story.

willdead.gif


That's my name, my age, and I go to that club a lot - freaked the hell out of me.:eek6:
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ah, Photoshopped :)
 
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Will

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Nope, it's a true story mate. I scanned the clipping. Actually, today they revealed his name was actually Euan Cumming, not William.

Still didn't stop them printing it yesterday - wonder if any of my old school friends thing I'm dead.
 
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bodhi

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Any of you Edinburgh people know of any good Drum N Bass nights in Edinburgh?
 
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PR.

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Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
Nope, it's a true story mate. I scanned the clipping. Actually, today they revealed his name was actually Euan Cumming, not William.

Still didn't stop them printing it yesterday - wonder if any of my old school friends thing I'm dead.
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I reckon theres a joke in there somewhere... any one up for it:confused:
 
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