I blame you Northerners on FH

[Damini]

So, I go away to the Lake District, and I'm incredibly healthy, and do lots of walking, and I even climb a poxey mountain after a vigorous training regime of "dabbling on the wii fit" and occasionally leaving the remote control out of arms reach, and its all going very well. I'm glowing with health and midge bites and maybe a dash of Bulmers, but mostly health.

Until me and Kenny go out for dinner one night, and there on the menu is the legendary PARMO.

I have climbed a mountain, and yet I have put on weight. I blame it entirely on Parmo, and by extension, all you people here that raved about it. That thing is vile. Its like an epic chicken nugget had sex with a dairylea triangle, and then tried to murder its mutant offspring in a deep fat frier.

 

[Yaka]

oi thats not north, its north east IE geordie-land, why take food advice from peeps who drink petrol?

 

[tris-]

its not geordie either you fucking son of a bitch.

sounds like a parmo to me but i couldnt guarantee the quality outside of middlesbrough and stockton. maybe you got a bad one.

 

[Amanita]

I've only heard of parmo on FH.

 

[Dukat]

I had a parmo the other week thanks to Sharma and Tris, and now I'm addicted! I'm trying to get them added to the menu of my local, but we're in Norfolk so it might be illegal this far south

I did get the landlord to look up the recipe on his laptop in the put the other night though, and he said it looked good (yes, he is that mad), so we might have to make it a secret undercover parmo-house where we ask for the "special stuff" instead of saying the "p" word

Oh, and yes, thats right throd! I said Norfolk's in the South! Just because its more than 5 meters North of your doorstep means nothing

 

[Yaka]

its not geordie either you fucking son of a bitch.

tweaked a nerve did i?:kissit:

 

[tris-]

geordies come from newcastle.

 

[TdC]

I must try this food sometime. Surely it can't be better than chips with mayo, onions and curry sauce

 

[tris-]

take your delight for that and multiply it by the parmo constant. that is the level of satisfaction.

 

[Sharma]

AHAHAHAHAH!

Yes! Chalk up another one for the boro!

 

[tris-]

the question is : which had the most impact on the world?

captain james cook being born in marton and then going onto discovering australia?

or

the parmo?!

 

[rynnor]

If your ever feeling fat I reccomend a trip to lincolnshire - thats the fattest county in the UK - by god I saw some sights there and you just cannot find decent food but the portions are practically American!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Parmo? WTF. You only have yourself to blame Dams. It (the North) may seem nice and pretty and useful but it will always try to kill you.

 

[Overdriven]

What, may I ask, is said Parmo?

 

[Tom]

Its a disgusting concoction of deep fried meat coated with grilled cheese.

Its got nothing on the Black Pudding.

 

[Sharma]

Overdriven i'm ashamed of you, you've been spamming OT with me for years and yet somehow managed to avoid my parmo spam?

Pffffffffff.


Wanker.

 

[svartalf]

Wikipedia shows, "A Meat Feast Parmo from 'Four Seasons' in Stockton on Tees" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo . I suppose that's where the Parmo is native.

It just looks like another shit greasy spoon fry up with way too much cheese. Foul.

 

[Sharma]

That's the most minging parmo ever.

They look somuch more awesome than that!

 

[tris-]

i wouldnt even wipe my arse on that shite.

you clearly have no idea what youre on about svartalf. last i checked a fry up is a breakfast and a greasy spoon is a cafe. parmo has nothing to do with either unless you eat last nights parmo for breakfast and you go sit in a cafe at the same time.

 

[Yoni]

Dear god that really does look just filthy... never ever to go near my mouth.. ever Eurgh

 

[sayward]

I've never heard of it cept on FH. Looks like something I would definitely avoid tho.