I am soooo effing lazy!!

[Ezteq]

The things you do in order not to have to do something else because its just "too much hassle and i really CBA!"

MY mouse jusr rolled over and died, so instead of walking the 5 mins next door to ASDA to buy a new one I've just spent about 10 mins faffing about setting up the mouse keys option and now it takes me oooh like 3 years to actually do anything...was it worth it, NAY!!!

It's like when you can't find the TV remote and spend ages looking for it, rather than getting up and changing channels manually.

What things do you, or have you done that are Just So Effing Lazy?

Any hoo I'm off to ASDA now, I admit defeat. Mouse keys might be great if your unable to use a mouse but I keep going for it instinctively and pulling a face like the stupidest monkey that just fell out the tree.

 

[Blackjack]

I always turn in my books late at the library
I happily pay the fine, but it's always just too much of an effort to walk the 5 mins over there and return them. So i usually wait until i get the first notice.

i always get the results of my bloodtests a month later than i should. Because the 2 min walk to the docs, seem insurmountable.

I'm so lazy, that sometimes when i'm about to go to bed. I'll throw my clothes at the lightswitch to turn of the light. If i miss with every piece... i just leave it on all night.

I'm so lazy that i consider serving 10 people over a period of 5 hours, a busy day.

I'm so lazy i work 3 days every 2 weeks, and all i do is basicly watch movies the entire shift, yet i still moan when i have to go to work.

 

[preacherboy]

I got 3 kids

1.Kid, called get me a beer out the fridge
2.Kid, called pass me the remote
3.kid, called pop down the shop


I'm not that lazy I do make the effort to open my mouth now and then

 

[crispy]

I got 3 kids

1.Kid, called get me a beer out the fridge
2.Kid, called pass me the remote
3.kid, called pop down the shop


I'm not that lazy I do make the effort to open my mouth now and then

I want slaves too

On a side note: laziness is actually what drives most technological breakthroughs... Think about it, if we weren't lazy we would still be stuck with a spear hunting animals instead of inventing a bow to make it easier because 'meh, the spear works'... Every invention we make is to make life easier for us - we are lazy - embrace it! Cherish it! Live it!

 

[soze]

I have called my sister on her mobile before when she was upstairs to come down to the living room to check out the tv and when she got there asked her to pass me the remote.

I have gone online on my mobile phone to find the ir channel of my TV so i could change the channel without moving from my bed i was cold in my defence

 

[old.Tohtori]

To actually give a f*ck if i can boink a woman or not.

Honestly, for quite some time, i just couldn't be arsed to do anything to speed this process up.

Funny thing, it's worked like a charm.

Other, possibly more on-topic, is the fact i haven't changed firefox to something more...how to put it nicely...working.

 

[Lamp]

Cleaning my car
When birds start nesting on the windscreen, I'll clean it

 

[Nate]

When I first read that I thought you meant you had a pet mouse, just because it's a machine its all so very different..What about the mice! Machinamal cruelty!!! You just changed the keys? Its bloody dead woman! <rings the RSPCM>

Mice die every day, give £10/week to me and I'll spend it on myself. Heres Razer Diamondback he lost his scroll wheel, your ten pound a week will help him help you help us to help me have some biscuits in my coffee. Ring now, and save a mouse today.

 

[tris-]

for the last year ive had to reinstall my keyboard everytime i turn on the pc.

seems easier than fixing it propley.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

My pc gear works fine, it doesn't get a choice.

Its "Work, or i'll download celine dion cds and have you play them non stop."

Suprisingly, since making this threat 3 years ago, if something doesn't work, its because its dead, not 'broken and repairable'

 

[Mikah75]

i only have uni 8hrs a week and still sometimes skip stuff as i get to tired with having to get up at 8
and i talk to my housemates on msn if i want them
im too lazy to replace my light bulb also as its too far away from my bed so i just suffice with my lil lamp also never open my blinds as cba to go to end of the room

 

[Ezteq]

OMFG you lazy gits!

and blackie...you will burn in the special hell for late book returners!


p.s. my new mouse is quite natty, it has a retractable cord and theres a button on the base that if you click it the mouse does a little multi coloured light flashy changey disco thing its red now, green, blue, dark blue, yellow, green, white, lilac, pink, red, purple.....oooh i cant stop watching it!

 

[Blackjack]

OMFG you lazy gits!

and blackie...you will burn in the special hell for late book returners!

I knew you would appreciate that one
Ahh well, I probably single-handedly keep that library going. And i always pay the fine with a smile, so i reckon i'll get off with like; late book returners purgatory

 

[Ezteq]

do the library assistants all shake their hair down from a severe bun and whip their glasses off when you walk in?

 

[Blackjack]

do the library assistants all shake their hair down from a severe bun and whip their glasses off when you walk in?

You know, i'd SO get me some bookworm loving behind a bookcase if i got the chance.
They are old ladies though, nice women... but not quite in my age group.

hmm, i hope they retire soon. So they can maybe get some younger ladies in there

"A fine? Hmm, i don't have any money on me... isn't there something else i can do to pay my debt?"

 

[Ezteq]

oh dear god, blackjack and the library of lust! i can see the cover now, some windswept librarian and you trying to find which wrinkle grants access

 

[Blackjack]

oh dear god, blackjack and the library of lust! i can see the cover now, some windswept librarian and you trying to find which wrinkle grants access

no no no, not with the old ladies. I have patience enough to wait for the new wave of young, secretly lusty, librarians

 

[Huntingtons]

... nice women... but not quite in my age group.

WRONG! there's nothing called too old. its only "too fat" and "too ugly"

 

[Nate]

I think we've found something to rant about bj!!!

 

[Blackjack]

I think we've found something to rant about bj!!!

Hot bookworm librarians or dusty old bags?

 

[Nate]

Dusty old bags holding back the hot bookworm librarians!

 

[Lamp]

Listen fellas, when we're 80 years old, we'll all have a couple of dusty old bags....

P.S. I heard female librarians were kinkier & more sexually experimental than porn stars...the more dull your job is, the more you have to make up for it in other areas...

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Listen fellas, when we're 80 years old, we'll all have a couple of dusty old bags....

P.S. I heard female librarians were kinkier & more sexually experimental than porn stars...the more dull your job is, the more you have to make up for it in other areas...

Hmmmm, so politicians are sex mad then?

 

[Rubric]

Hmmmm, so politicians are sex mad then?

Have you not read the news in the last 10 years.

Always a good political based sex scandal going on. Only now they try to mask them with dodgy donation stories.

 

[Job]

I am so lazy if there was a gun pointed at my head from the other end of the room with a countdown timer till it went off. I swear on the Bible I would wait till the last 30 seconds to turn it off.

I fixed the water pump on my jeep last year and still haven't been arsed to reattach the fan, it's like 4 bolts, but instead I have to run the heater full tilt in traffic jams to stop it overheating..been like that for 5 months.

I'll put off doing a job in work for weeks even though it's a 5 click 1 minute task until I get a rollicking off the boss and then I have loads of hassle sorting it out and I say to myself 'Never again', then I do it again the next week.

I really believe it's a disease and one day they'll recognise it as a disability.

The simpler the job the more likely I am to put it off, it's like a massive mental block against making the tiniest effort to make my life easier.

I know I will die one day of some easily curable disease but I just won't be arsed to go the docs to get it fixed.

 

[tris-]

I really believe it's a disease and one day they'll recognise it as a disability.

probably.

being fat AND lazy is a disease apparently, you get a disabled badge for it.
soon the lazy component will be a sub disease without the fatness imo

 

[Ezteq]

this thread has really made me laugh, specially job's "... I swear on the Bible I would wait till the last 30 seconds to turn it off"