I am really ill :-(

[megadave]

i fix u

 

[cHodAX]

coz it requires immensely huge bollocks to eat biscuits. faggot.

Fucking water biscuit eating ladyboy assfaggotclown! Eat proper biscuits like Anzac or a nice almond thin.

 

[CorNokZ]

Fuck your biscuits! Hunt and I only eat biskøjtere!

 

[Huntingtons]

fuck beskøjtere, i only eat evaporated milk from the can.

 

[Olgaline]

 

[cHodAX]

Fucking europuffters! Real men eat...

 

[Huntingtons]

to be fair, i have had pig stomach

 

[sayward]

Thank God you can't catch anything off the internet!!!!!!

 

[cHodAX]

Thank God you can't catch anything off the internet!!!!!!

Oh believe me, some of the sexual dieseases that Laddey has can be transmitted in binary form. I hope you are wearing a condom when you browse these forums, I know I do!

 

[CorNokZ]

Thank God you can't catch anything off the internet!!!!!!

Except mental illnesses and retardation

 

[cHodAX]

Except mental illnesses and retardation

Yeah, the entire population of Sweden is already born with them and thus they cannot be re-infected. Well that is what the Norwegians tell me anyway...

 

[CorNokZ]

Yeah, the entire population of Sweden is already born with them and thus they cannot be re-infected. Well that is what the Norwegians tell me anyway...

That has spread throughout the entire Scandinavia a long time ago mate..

 

[cHodAX]

That has spread throughout the entire Scandinavia a long time ago mate..

I blame those dirty fucking Finns, lets start a war!

 

[CorNokZ]

I thought England and Finland was already at war? Some WWII thing that never got ended or something?

 

[Huntingtons]

but we arent! DESERT WHILE YOU CAN M8S!

in any case we just do the Mogens Glistrup move and record the queen saying "We surrender!" in russian.

 

[cHodAX]

I thought England and Finland was already at war? Some WWII thing that never got ended or something?

Good point! Lets get some allies onboard and finish the job the useless Soviets couldn't get done!

 

[CorNokZ]

We're busy atm in Afghan, but as soon as we've done the Taleban over, we'll be right behind you!

 

[Olgaline]

didnt the finns have that one guy who ate russian elite forces like they were grey cons?

700 or so in short couple of weeks/months

then them shot him in the head, from wich he survied and retired ..

 

[cHodAX]

didnt the finns have that one guy who ate russian elite forces like they were grey cons?

700 or so in short couple of weeks/months

then them shot him in the head, from wich he survied and retired ..

My mate Musashi, he killed at least 700 grey cons in Yggdra back in the day. We rocked!

 

[sayward]

Oh believe me, some of the sexual dieseases that Laddey has can be transmitted in binary form. I hope you are wearing a condom when you browse these forums, I know I do!

Now where would I put one of those?:lol:

 

[Olgaline]

My mate Musashi, he killed at least 700 grey cons in Yggdra back in the day. We rocked!

hehe,
he must be so proud§!

 

[cHodAX]

Now where would I put one of those?:lol:

On your winky, I can provide pictures if needed or I will show you myself via webcam if you are really struggling.

 

[cHodAX]

hehe,
he must be so proud§!

Oh he was. Life was good in those days, can't beat one shotting grey con exp'ers and then /laugh spamming their corpses until they release in anger.

 

[old.Tohtori]

didnt the finns have that one guy who ate russian elite forces like they were grey cons?

700 or so in short couple of weeks/months

then them shot him in the head, from wich he survied and retired ..

Better then rambo;

Simo Häyhä - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

He got shot in head, bullet exited side of head, he shot the guy who shot him and then he was force retired

And that's not the craziest fin soldier we had.

 

[Ch3tan]

I thought England and Finland was already at war? Some WWII thing that never got ended or something?

They need some reason to make them feel hope, the hope being we whoop their arse and integrate them into the Empire ;p

Good point! Lets get some allies onboard and finish the job the useless Soviets couldn't get done!

The Soviets are just biding their time, they did not fail against the Fins, they simply waited until the Fins best hope was toht.

We're busy atm in Afghan, but as soon as we've done the Taleban over, we'll be right behind you!

The littlest Hobo could take out Finland on his own, no need to leave Afghan.

didnt the finns have that one guy who ate russian elite forces like they were grey cons?

700 or so in short couple of weeks/months

then them shot him in the head, from wich he survied and retired ..

Sure he is either dead or has poor eye sight by now, so again, it falls to Toht.

 

[Ezteq]

sorry to interject but


ALMOND FUCKING THIN???? jeeze and you call me a girl!

 

[old.Tohtori]

They need some reason to make them feel hope, the hope being we whoop their arse and integrate them into the Empire ;p

The Soviets are just biding their time, they did not fail against the Fins, they simply waited until the Fins best hope was toht.

The littlest Hobo could take out Finland on his own, no need to leave Afghan.

Sure he is either dead or has poor eye sight by now, so again, it falls to Toht.

Finnish forces were recalled before reaching Moscow(near the gates if i remember correctly) and we're lucky that way. Would be a shithole to cover that much ground.

There days, every single man in Finland(if not medically unfit) goes through either a military training or a civil service duty, which is mandatory(much like our 9 year school system is). Alzo women are now allowed to the military, increasing ze numbers even more.

Ze military expertise of the finnish reserve, not even ze uber troops, is matched together against the career solldiars of the states.

Our military force, personnel wize is matched only by ze north korean!

We zhall be uber deine eine kleine nation and ja poo your pants!!

...

I mean, bring it

Especially sin ce if a war starts, i'm off to the bahamas 'cause i'm not allowed to the military. Shame, real shame *wipes brow*

 

[sayward]

On your winky, I can provide pictures if needed or I will show you myself via webcam if you are really struggling.

When I last looked I hadn't got one!!!!! Unless you know something I don't.

 

[fettoken]

Especially sin ce if a war starts, i'm off to the bahamas 'cause i'm not allowed to the military. Shame, real shame *wipes brow*

Save me a seat. Because as much as i think finnish soldiers are úber, if Russia goes emo im outta here.

 

[Wonk]

didnt the finns have that one guy who ate russian elite forces like they were grey cons?

700 or so in short couple of weeks/months

then them shot him in the head, from wich he survied and retired ..

you've obviously never seen LADDEY!

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