I am really ill :-(

[Bahumat]

On monday I was being sick throughout the day, diarrhea (the shits), super tired, hot and cold, headache etc etc.

Today I have not been sick and I took some tablets to stop the diarrhea, but i've been exhausted (could easily spend all day in bed, mostly asleep). I was incredibly cold earlier but managed to sleep that off.

Anyone else got this?

I did not think it was swine flu. I had normal flu once and that got worse and worse over a few days. I started out really bad, then it's starting to get better.

 

[Ch3tan]

I think you have aids. Or possibly just a cold. It's hard to tell with these things.

 

[ECA]

Agree with ch3t, you probably have aids.
Go see a doctor, or take the african route.

 

[Lamp]

 

[Ch3tan]

You bastard Lamp. You've just condemned that poor mutt to aids.

 

[CorNokZ]

^This boy is now the Official FHOT Doctor and answers all questions

@Bahu: You probably have aids.. I won't run tests, because I know you are gay and all gays have aids! So it's not just probably.. You have aids!




Yours sincerely



Official FHOT Doctor

 

[old.Tohtori]

Forget the hack CorNokZ, i as the official doctor(tohtori) say this;

is what you need.

 

[Lamp]

Dear Official FH Doctor

My son was born without a willy. What's your diagnosis ?

Regards,
Ralph

---

Dear Ralph

Congratulations. You have a girl.

Regards,
The Doctor

 

[Ch3tan]

Corkz is clearly the official doctor, toht's guy is not even asian.

 

[tris-]

i suggest you stop the anti shit tablets. youre body is pooping for a reason and youre upsrtting the balance by keeping it in.

instead, put a cork in your bum hole and build up some pressure. have a contest with your self measuring how far you can shoot the cork out each time. it stopd you being bored whiel youre ill and lets the body do what it needs to do.

 

[Lamp]

buddy

 

[Bahumat]

Hehe Tris I shot it 30 feet!

If I die, you can all have my rep

 

[Bahumat]

buddy

bUdDy!

 

[Lamp]

virtual funerals ! Design your own funeral on line. Choose your music. Choose a funny costume to be buried in ! Wanna upset everyone at the wake ? Try our new Nazi Clown Ayatollah costume ! Hell, if 2 people die from the same family, we'll offer you our 2 for 1 same coffin burial !

 

[CorNokZ]

Toht I'm not saying that I am the doctor, but I'm saying that:

is.. Whenever someone asks for medical advice or the likings, this guy will be posted and his answer will be the truth

Doens't matter who posts him, but whom ever does post him first, will be the one to place the diagnosis!

 

[Jarahl]

I am ill too, it's not Swine flu, it's just normal flu, we just get worked up because of all this swine flu rubbish..

 

[cHodAX]

What you need a hot pork injection in the rear!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Corkz is clearly the official doctor, toht's guy is not even asian.

You clearly suffer from ignoramus as that's Doogie Hauser

Toht I'm not saying that I am the doctor, but I'm saying that:

is.. Whenever someone asks for medical advice or the likings, this guy will be posted and his answer will be the truth

Doens't matter who posts him, but whom ever does post him first, will be the one to place the diagnosis!

And i called you a hack for suggesting him

 

[fettoken]

What you need a hot pork injection in the rear!

Exactly. Fight fire with fire. Pork with pork!!

 

[Thadius]

I was feeling fine a minute ago, I had a drink of water and I had to rush to the loo for a number 2

It usually always happens aafter I wake up and have a drink

 

[old.Tohtori]

I was feeling fine a minute ago, I had a drink of water and I had to rush to the loo for a number 2

It usually always happens aafter I wake up and have a drink

Lubricant *nods*

Your body is preserving precious water(until replenished) to necessary actions, pooing not being critical

 

[Thadius]

Lubricant *nods*

Your body is preserving precious water(until replenished) to necessary actions, pooing not being critical

Its bloody awful when you have to dash to the toilet and it more or elss falls out of your ringpiece

 

[Ch3tan]

I am ill too, it's not Swine flu, it's just normal flu, we just get worked up because of all this swine flu rubbish..

FH Doctor says you are infected with the T virus. Mila will end you soon.

I was feeling fine a minute ago, I had a drink of water and I had to rush to the loo for a number 2

It usually always happens aafter I wake up and have a drink

Fh Doctor says that someone has messed with your taps and you are now infact drinking man spunk.

 

[Thadius]

I put it down to not having a cigerette, so my muscles lossen up during the night(ready for buttsechs!), and it just falls out to to my anus being overstretched

 

[Ezteq]

*sends hot goats cheese soup*

get well soon my lil carrs water biscuit
xxx

 

[Aph3x]

What you need a hot pork injection in the rear!

Thats what got Bahu into this mess in the first place, or what the mess got into, I forget which way it works.

 

[cHodAX]

*sends hot goats cheese soup*

get well soon my lil carrs water biscuit
xxx

Water biscuit??? What kind of fucked up biscuit is that?!?!

 

[tris-]

its a biscuit for people who dont have the bollocks to eat a proper biscuit like a custard cream.

 

[Huntingtons]

coz it requires immensely huge bollocks to eat biscuits. faggot.

 

[tris-]

i understand you eat water biscuits, so do girls.
one day youll be a real man and eat real biscuits.