I am quite drunk

[bodhi]

Let this be the thread for drunk people to come in and talk shite. Like I have been doing my entire life.


Anyone got a spare fag?

 

[old.Krissy_girl15]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Let this be the thread for drunk people to come in and talk shite. Like I have been doing my entire life.


Anyone got a spare fag?

Anyone got a spare fag?

that came out wrong ! i hope

 

[Testin da Cable]

it's local dialect Kris, you'll get used to it
fag=smoke=cigarette

 

[Wij]

Wow. U peeps were up late/early this morning

I meant to leave some fags out Bodhi but I forgot :/

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Let this be the thread for drunk people to come in and talk shite. Like I have been doing my entire life.


Anyone got a spare fag?

I dont remember typing that

 

[Will]

Good night then?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You should have posted this thread before I crawled into bed this morning, we'd all have something to laugh over. :/

 

[Wij]

hehe, u spammed like a spiced pork and ham factory last night

 

[Wazzerphuk]

lies, I made about 5 posts.

 

[Wij]

Was talking about Bodhi actually

 

[Wazzerphuk]

fine. you obviously don't love me any more. I'm leaving you. for Kez, too. HAH!

 

[Wij]

*handcuff*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*bare bottom*

 

[Wij]

*insert video*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*moan*

*play*

*fast forward*

 

[Summo]

You inserted a video into his bare bottom?

Seems to be working, though. Picture's not as clear.

 

[Sir Frizz]

uke:

 

[bodhi]

No gay sex in my thread thx.

 

[Wij]

What about animals ?

 

[Sir Frizz]

:cowsleep: :smileysex


i'll get me coat

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Wij
hehe, u spammed like a spiced pork and ham factory last night

It was a drunken attempt to become an Earther. I passed out before I could get there

 

[Wij]

hehe, only would have taken 500 posts

 

[bodhi]

Put that under "Good idea while drunk"

 

[Wij]

rofl

 

[bodhi]

I woke up with an aching head
As usual.
I can't remember going to bed
As Usual.
My stomach's feeling very queer
There's a thunderstorm in my right ear
It must have been McEwan's beer
As Usual.

We sucked the drinks up like a hoover
As Usual
The Cheap Wine and the paint remover
As Usual
And somewhere deep inside my brain
I seem to hear a diesel train
I promise not to drink again
As Usual.

I woke up in a public park
As Usual
I must have crawled there after dark
As usual
I better see how much I've got
Oh jesus christ Ive spent the lot
I must have been a drunken sot
As Usual


/me bows

 

[Summo]

Ooh! Very good.

 

[Wij]

nice 1

 

[old.ignus]

If I string a few chords together we can make it an acoustic solo, I'll buy the rights for my up and coming band.

 

[bodhi]

Shame Billy Connolly has already done it.

 

[old.ignus]

See now you've ruined it, I could have made that my song and sold it in a foreign country, I'll have to get back to work on that song what was it? oh yeah "my lovely horse"